Dead Inside and Out (Alucard x Reader)

There wasn't time to mourn. The group had to move, with or without your lifeless body. But Alucard could not bring himself to toss away his broken toy. The guilt he felt was unusual- taking a life was nothing new or extraordinary. But this had been a mere accident. A simple mishap and misjudgement of his own strength. Or, perhaps, he knew his strength but lacked the skill of multitasking. Either way, he lay sleeping in his coffin.

A crushing pain stabbed through his chest. As he glanced down, Alucard noticed a considerably large stake, directly through the heart.

"So it's my loss..." He mumbled to himself through his long dark hair.

"That's right. It's your loss. This isn't some bad dream from which you won't awaken." A mysterious, manly shadow grabbed him by the collar. "Your castle and territory are gone. The servants of your followers are dead. Her spirit is also gone. She will not become yours again. You have nothing left, count. You poor 'no life king'! You have nothing left!"

Alucard burst forward, knocking the cover off his coffin and touching his face. Blood ran down it. Tears of blood.

"A dream?... I?! Dream!? I have never. Ridiculous." He was, however, still hyperventilating as he wiped his face off.

"I-It better have been of me..." Your small voice hardly reached his ears.

"What?! No! Impossible!" Alucard quickly turned to see your face. Although your eyes were still closed, your mouth did indeed move.

"Sirrrr, we're almost at England, please be quiet and prepare for landing in ten minutes." Seras requested.

"She's alive Seras." Alucard smile a massive smile. "It seems she was more pure than you could have imagined."

"WHAT!?" Seras' coffin burst open and she leaped out to see her dearest sister. "But, but! You were married! How are you a virgin?!"

"F-f-fuck you, Sera-ra..." You spoke weakly as she hugged you. "Y-you thought I'd fuck th-that waste of a man?..."

"Ah, and the bite is as fierce as ever." Alucard purred and reached for you, but was swatted away by your sister.

"I'm sorry that I didn't protect you, YN." She whispered to you. "Now you're a monster."

You looked up at her and smiled. "I was always a fuckin' monster, Sera-ra. At least now it's clearly represented."

"So tell me," Alucard stood up and swiped you from Seras' arms, having decided he waited long enough. "Are you hungry, little doll? Or will you refuse the blood as your sister did and does?"

"I'd love some." You swiftly sunk your teeth into Alucard's upper neck and then licked up his bloody tears. "Yuck."

He laughed a booming laugh. With a tear wiped from his eyes, he spoke, "I don't believe I've ever seen a vampire try to bite another vampire! Of course it's unsavory. It's third-hand blood."

"The biting was extremely satisfying. the licking... not so." You shrugged as you chomped into his shoulder.

"From stabbing to fanging... what a sister I have, indeed." Seras looked down and put her hands over her face. "It's better than a dead one, I will agree to that."