抖阴社区

                                    

I must first change myself

Fish are friends. Not food.

They finished their pledge as the male clownfish looked around at all of the crazy people before him.
"Except stinkin' dolphins!" Anchor stated, looking at his friend.
"DOLPHINS?! Yeah! They think they're so cute!" Chum then started to pose as a dolphin in a mocking-like gesture.
"Oh, look at me! I'm a flippin' little dolphin! Let me flip for you! I know something!" He said in a high-pitched accent while Anchor laughed aloud.

Bruce then got them back to the main point of the meeting.
"Right then, today's meeting is step 5. 'Bring a fish friend'. Now do you all have your friends?" Bruce asked with a grin.
"Got mine!" Anchor said as he lifted up his fin and revealed a tiny little green fish, looking like he was having a panic attack as he looked around frantically.
"How 'bout you Chum?" Bruce looked over at the said shark as he startled over his words, seeming like he was trying to make an excuse.
"Oh, well- I um...I seemed to of misplaced my um...friend." Chum mumbled, accidentally revealing a fish skeleton poking out of his mouth. He quickly put it back in as the male clownfish slightly gasped.
"It's alright, Chum! I had a feeling this would be a mistake so you can help your selves to one of MY friends." Bruce explained happily. Sebrina watched as the little green fish began to swim away through the large hole in the roof.
"Oh thanks, mate!" Chum thanked him delightfully as he suddenly grabbed the male clownfish. At the same time, Sebrina tried grabbing him in return but to no avail.
"A little Chum for Chumie..." Chum chuckled to himself. Sebrina groaned and looked up at Chum and the others.
"Shouldn't we accept your friend requests first? You know, how NORMAL non-threatening creatures do?" Sebrina asked sarcastically. She now knew they were weak and friendly. She could take them on. Meanwhile, the male clownfish looked over at her surprised and began making silent gestures for her to stop talking before things got worse. Of course, she wasn't paying attention to him. He was surprised to see a CLOWNFISH taking on 3 SHARKS, which all completely ignored her.

"I'll start the testimonies! Hello. My name is Bruce." Bruce spoke proudly.
"Hello Bruce." Anchor and Chum sighed in unison, almost not wanting to go through this again.
"It has been 3 weeks since my last fish. On my honor, or may I be chopped and made into soup." Anchor and Chum suddenly applauded his so-called speech.
"You're an inspiration to all of us!" Chum said looking like he was about to go through tears. Anchor voiced his agreement. Their clapping was bumping their fins into the poor male clownfish.
"Alright. Who's next?" Bruce asked them. Sebrina absolutely wanted no part in this whatsoever so she kept her fins down. Dory, however, did the opposite, much to her surprise.
"Ooh ooh ooh! Pick me! Pick me! PICK ME!" Dory shouted while raising her fin.
"Yes! The little Sheila down the FRONT! Come on up here!" Dory cheered loudly and swam up to where Bruce was. Bruce is in the small crowd now.

"Hiii! I'm Dory!" She greeted.
"Hellooooo Dory!" The three sharks said in unison, almost excited to know her story.
"And uh well...well I don't think I've ever eaten a fish. Hehe." Dory said putting her fins together nervously, not knowing what much else to say.
Sebrina rolled her eyes. This was going to be EXTREMELY long and boring. There was no time for this now.
"Hey, that's incredible!" Chum applauded, followed by the others.
"Good on ya mate!" Bruce cheered her on out loud as Dory breathed a sigh of relief, almost as if she had this on her mind all day.
"Ah. I'm glad I got that off my chest." She mumbled with a small smile. 

Bruce then looked around for any other volunteers.
"Alright, anyone else?" he then spotted both clownfish and looked down at them.
"How about you mates? What's your problem?" He asked them happily. The male clownfish swam out of Chum's fin.
"I-i don't have a problem," The male said innocently, hoping he didn't have to be forced up there. His eyes went wide when he heard Sebrina's quiet response.
"The only problem I have is being here with y--" She grumbled before being interrupted when the other clownfish quickly made her shut her mouth by covering it with his fins nervously.
"Sh-she doesn't mean that..." He chuckled nervously. Bruce almost laughed by this action.
"Oh, okay!" He spoke sarcastically.

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