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 The bell rang, signaling to the students that they needed to get to class. "Anyways, see you later!"

 
"See you later!"

 
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"And that is why I'm afraid of pigeons!" Peter wrapped up his rant as he stepped out of the car Happy drove them in, looking up at the tower.

 
"Please, just, stop." A frustrated Happy begged, leaving the kid behind and unknowingly hurting his feelings, just a little.

 
"Oh, right, sorry!" Peter forced a smile. 'Dang it Peter! No one likes listening to you babble on about stupid stuff!'

 
. . .May did. . .Ben used to. . .’

 
‘Yeah, well, May isn’t here anymore and Ben’s. . .changed. So pull yourself together!’ He mentally argued with himself.

 
Peter stepped into the elevator, and greeted Friday. The doors opened, and Peter was immediately flattened as a rather heavy body fell from the ceiling and on top of him.

 
"Oof, that hurt." The body said, rolling off of him. "Sorry kid, definitely not my most graceful landing."

 
Someone snorted from somewhere, though the disoriented Peter couldn't really tell who it was. He looked up and saw Nat's fiery red hair.

"When are you ever graceful, Clint?" Natasha bent over to help Peter up, leaving the body, or Clint, to stay laying on the ground. "By the way, this is Tony's intern."

Clint quickly sat up. "Wait, what!? Really?! Talk about first impressions, huh?" He held out a hand, forcing Peter to lean forwards to shake it. "Clint Barton, more commonly known as Hawkeye." The super spy stood up.

"Peter Parker, more commonly known as. . .er, Tony's intern!" They shared a grin. “And, uh. . .did you just fall from the vents?”

 
"Huh? Oh yeah. Sorry again about that! I couldn't help but fall for you as soon as I saw you." Clint winked.

 
"Don't worry, as soon as I met you, you took my breath away." Peter smirked as Clint looked like he was having a holy moment with a divine being.

 
"You. You are the one I've been waiting for!" Clint grabbed Peter's hands and spun them in a circle, causing the boy to laugh. "We are now pun friends. No take backs."

 
"Ew, get a room." Natasha said, swaying her hips as she walked away. Clint suddenly gasped, eyes lighting up.

 
"You know what we need to do?! Play Mario Kart!!" Clint grabbed Peter, and dragged him away.

 
Eventually, after a few rounds, Sam and Natasha joined in while Steve and Bucky watched the "ultimate" tournament from the couches.

 
"Last race! You're going down, Parker!" Clint yelled, getting up in his face.

"Oh yeah?! I'd like to see you try and keep up, old man!" Peter jokingly argued back.

 
"Old?!" Clint placed a hand over his heart, faking being hurt. "Oh, how you wound me!!"

 
"Guys, the race already started!" Sam screeched, pushing their remotes over towards them as Clint let out a string of curse words.

 
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In the end, Natasha won. Clint was in second place, Peter a very close third. Sam, however, was dead last.

 
"Damn it, I couldn't even beat Peter!" Sam groaned while Clint and Peter laughed at him.

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