Gravity Falls (reader insert)

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUU..." A croaked scream left your throat. Your throat, in turn, was screaming at you to stop. You could feel the dryness, it causing you to convulse. And let me tell you, coughing while trying to hold to the top of a torn up golf cart was fucking hard. With every cough you could feel your fingers loosen, and yet the coughing won't stop. Tears came to your eyes blurring your vision. Who knew that you would be so seriously affected by a dry throat.

As you vacuumed in a deep breath you tightened your grip, only for the Pines twins to ditch the cart. You groaned, holding your position in fear that if you moved you would be in more pain. The cart was on its side, nearly on top of you. Slowly you let go of the golf cart. An ache in your hands stopped you from doing anything else, with how hard you gripped the cart you were not surprised. However it only added to your pain.

Tears were still crawling down your face, and although your coughs had not stopped, they were less painful. They were more like wheezes. During all this, the giant gnome was stood infront of the twins. You knew they had this in the bag: all would be okay. And you also knew they had a cooler outside. Where they kept ice. Oh how great that would feel. Looking up into the sky, you saw the building read: 'Mystery hack'. Mystery hack? You looked to your right, where a giant 'S' was. Oh. There it is.

So, you crawled to the front of the shack. Honestly, you were thankful that the gnomes didn't notice you. By the time you got to the glorious ice holder, holder of iced beverages, holder of ice, holder of water, the twins started to make their way to the front of the shack.

This is where they found you, munching on ice, with tears streaming down your face. Your eyes were red, it almost looked like you were high, if not for the tears and snot that ran down your nose. They stared at you for a moment, unsure of what to think. You could see clockwork ticking in their brains and it was taking a while. Sighing, you got up and dusted yourself off. After nearly falling over, you walked up to them.

"Hello, my name's (y/n)... I'm, uh, new to town. And... I think I... broke a few ribs."