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"Thank you for the ten dollars!" I say before reading the message that came with the donation, "This is a hit. Go kill Schlatt." Don't get me wrong, my server was no smplive, but I was totally okay with doing hits and pranks with donations. I chuckle to myself, reading through chat to try and figure out where he was.

"Okay, if someone can get his coordinates and tell me how much stuff he's got on him, that would be amazing," I say as I turn my attention back to the game and start to grab my best gear. I was much farther in terms of items on the server, so I knew that killing Schlatt wouldn't be too hard, but I wanted to make sure I was prepared. As I prep my things and check chat, someone in the voice call starts to talk again.

"Which one of you has the hit?" It was Schlatt, "I have RATS in my chat asking me to check my coordinates. I know what's going on." He says with a bit of a laugh. As he talks I can hear some other people in the channel start to unmute and defend themselves.

"It's not me! I don't even have an iron sword yet." Traves says with another little giggle, wow he's baby. The rest of the boys agree and I do just to fit in. Hearing me defend myself last, Schlatt gets suspicious.

"You're not very convincing, Y/N." He says in a sassy tone, making everyone laugh a little bit. I panic slightly but give myself some time to think by laughing a bit too much.

"It's not a hit, someone donated for me to prank you." I lie to him. He hums, questioning the legitimacy of my statement.

"Okay sure," He eventually says, his coordinates popping up in the game chat. "That's my base, not where I am currently." I thank him quietly before the boys start to talk about something that I don't bother paying attention to. Muting myself, I turn my attention back to my chat.

"Okay, I'll just have to set up a prank that will kill him. Maybe a bunch of anvils around his house that could fall on him?" I suggest, asking for a chat for approval. With the majority of the response I see being positive, I quickly make my way over to his base with my necessary equipment and start to set up anvils all over his house, at least one in each room, all of which being set up to be triggered by a tripwire or pressure plate. And, in order to draw his attention away from the real prank at hand, I place a variety of blocks all over his house, making it look messy and bad, and then top all of it off with a large, obsidian dick by his front door. He had stayed away throughout the entirety of my setup, so I decided to tell him that it was complete.

"Heyyy Schlatt...." I say in a sing-song voice, waiting for his response before continuing.

"Heyyyyyy Y/N.." He responds in a slightly questioning tone, making me giggle a little bit.

"I finished my prank, come check it out." I tell him simply before running and hiding in a tree off to the side of his house, giving me the perfect view of his front door. The plan was to pretend like the penis and blocks were the main prank and then when he goes in, he would hopefully get squashed by a few anvils.

He mutters something along the lines of 'on my way' and I sit and wait outside his house for a few minutes before his minecraft character finally appears. A bit farther behind him, I see Cooper and Ted following as well.

"Wow! Is this the prank?" He asks in a pissed off tone, "Real mature. I expected better from you." He tells me in a serious voice. It makes me laugh a bit as he gets closer. "OH AND ITS MADE OF OBSIDIAN, wow this is amazing, fuck you." He continues on, acting more and more annoyed as he walks closer.

"That's not all." I say in a small voice, watching as he opens the front door of his house to see the horrible mess of blocks that I left all over the floor.

"What a mess! This is NOT cool Y/N!" He yells out again, finally taking a few steps into his house to try and start cleaning up the mess. I can't help but laugh as he does, and not even a full three seconds later, a death message pops up in the chat, saying that he had been crushed by a falling anvil. This makes all of us laugh, including Schlatt, as Ted and Cooper come to steal the things that he had lost when he died.

"Hey get away from my stuff!" He yells out. I watch as his username goes down what I would assume to be some stairs, only to get crunched by another anvil, making him yell out, and making the rest of us laugh even harder. I'm surprised that he doesn't turn on his funny mic as he yells again and again, cursing me and the boys for stealing his things. It takes me a few more minutes to calm down from my laughing fit, and as I do, Schlatt does a survey of his house, getting rid of the other anvils before saying he was going to 'hunt me down and light my base on fire.'

The stream calmed down after a while, and after hundreds of bad jokes and small pranks, it's almost been five hours. The boys notice this too, and start to drop like flies, saying that they would be back online later if anyone wanted to play anything else or film. Before long, it's just Schlatt, Traves and I playing on the server. I was only a few seconds away from ending my own stream when Traves tells us that he was done for the time being, but would be back in a few hours to film if we wanted to. This left Schlatt and I alone in a voice channel, not that it really made anything different. We always got along, and sure maybe I thought that he was really cool and also kind of cute or whatever.

We both stay somewhat silent as we talk to our chats, "I think that's it' for today guys, but thank you so much for coming to the stream." I ramble on for a few seconds before actually ending the stream, leaving me staring at the discord call in silence.

"Hey-" We both say out of the blue at the same time. I stutter a bit before telling him to talk first.

"Oh, I was just going to get offline, I ended my stream a few minutes ago." He tells me, I can hear him clicking around in the background.

"Yeah, I just ended my stream too." I tell him, making both of us chuckle breathily. "Well, anyways," I continue, "I'll be online later to get some CSGO footage, feel free to join me if you want." I tell him as I stare at the discord, watching as my icon lights up when I talk.

"Oh yeah, I'd really like that." He says, I can almost hear the smile in his voice and it warms my heart a little bit. "Anyways, I'll talk to you later Y/N." He says, giving me just enough time to say goodbye back before both of us leave the voice call. 

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