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Summary: Shrek lives alone in his swamp but what will happen when a lost hedgehog wanders in. Will Shrek make a new friend, or will they possibly become more?     please help me

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Chapter 1:

A Shrektacular Meeting

Shrek was tried, he spent a long day in his swamp laying in the cool mud and scaring people away. Suddenly he heared a russled in the bushes near his hut! Whats that? Shrek thought. It better not be a human! At the bushes shrekked looked oveer them to see none other than Shadow the Hegehog! "WHAT ARE YE DOING IN MY SWAMP SHADOW?!" Shrek yelled.

"idk i got lost, went too fast. tress got unfamiliar then i was heere, but y r u yelling?" shadow asked his bloodred eyes glowing faintly in the moonlight.

"oh, that makes sense" shrek said, his anger fading as he got cought up in the blood red dazzling eyes of shadow the hegehog, "my names shrek"

"shadow" shadow said holding his hand out for shrek to shake his bloodred eyes meeting shreks swampy green ones.

"you have nice eyes" shadow said seducively.

"thanks" said shrek

Shadow walked into shreks house, "Wat are you doing?" Shrek yelled

"i'm hungryy" said Sadow and gave shrek a puty face, "can i plez haz food?"

Shrek sighed, Sathow looked so cute when he pouted like that, it made him want to,,, shrek shook his head. "fineeee he said. i will maike you food"

"YAY!" The black hegehog said "i bet you're a really good cook"

"i am" shrek boasted proudly

Shrek started cooking

"Mmmmmmm that smells yummy" Shadow moaned

"It will be, i even used my special seasoning, just for you" shrek winked

Shadow smirked seductively "sounds delishous"

"it will be" shrek said stirring the specially saesoned stew.

Jusgt then Obama bursted through the door

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD CHEET ON ME SHREK" Obamama yelled through the tears falling from his beautiful brown eyes.

"wat" said Shrek suprised because him and Obamamama broke up a week ago.

"I knew it!" Obamamamama said, "He's your new bf isn't he!" he said pointing at the black form of shadow who was watching the entire thing

"yes" said shadow kissing Shrek pashunately.

Obamamamamama scremed so loud the windows in shreks hut broke sending glass everywhere.

Shrek through his large greeeen o0gre body over shadpw to protect him from the flying shards.

wen the finally stooped shrek looked at Obamamamamamama "Get out, me an my new bf don't want to see you ever again"

Obamamamamamamama started crying, even more tears dripping from is large anime eyes that shrek had once loved, he ran out the door leaving a salty puddle behind him on shreks dirt floor slowly turning it into mud.

"So are we boyfriends now?" shrek asked.

"Do you wanna be?" shadow responded licking his lips seductively.

"i dont know" was Shreks bashful reply, hsi green face turning pink from embasisment "we just met today"

"true, but i've never felt this kind of connection before" said Shadow