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The Shadow in our Swamp

"Same here" sad shrek

They bothe clothed their eyes and leaned in, shadow not feeling shreks lustrous lips on his opened his eyes. Shrek was gone!

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Chapter 2:

Shadows Shadowy Speculations

Summary: shadow has doubts as dark as his soul.

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Shadow didnt felt shreks smooth ogery lips on his and sobbed.. What had happened . He had been glad glad that running threw the forest led him here. It was desnsity. Or so he had thoaought

"Shrek bby wats wrong??" the midnight hued hedgehog exclaimed...tears spranging to his bloodred eyes. He screamed when he couldnt find his green bodied bby anywhere.

"Am i not gud enough 4 you" he thout sadly, greif overcoming him
Maybe this perfect ogre didnt want him after all. Shadow was just a lonely hedgehog. Who was he compared to that kawaii beauty
"That ogre be mine" a dark voice siad, tearing through shadows dark thoughts

Shadow felt rage run throuw him chasing away the greif fastly.
It was Obamamamamamamamama!!!!!!!!
Wat did he want ?
"Wat do u want" shadow asked
Obamamamamamamamamama grinned at him, watching shadows tears.

"I want my man back" he said to shadow. Then he disapeared into the darkness of shreks love hut. Shadow gasped in surprize, wishing he were gasping for other reasons. He just wanted his green spulmate back.

Shadow streatched preparing to run fast. He wood get that hunky ogre back or he wood die tryings!!

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Chapter 3:

Green and Brown = Mud

Summary: Shrek and Obamamamamamamamamama try and talk things out

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Shrek opened his swamp green eyes "ugh" he complained "where am i" for he did not know
"where is my hot super sexi hegehog?" he asked himself
"you will never see him again" a voice said
"whos there?" shrek asked his normally scary ogre voice sounded afriad.
the voice did not respond.
But then suddenly Obamamamamamamamamamama stepped out of the corner making Shrek jump out of his green ogre-y skin.
"u scarred me Obamamamamamamamamamamama" shrek said startled "why are you here??"
"you shud love only me" said Obamamamamamamamamamamamama
"WHAT" shrek ghasped
"you were about to KISS him" Said Shreks former love "Ur a CHEETER"
"i brok up wi..." shrek started to say but then Obamamamamamamamamamamamamama kissed him! right on his green lushous orgre lips!
Obamamamamamamamamamamamamama then started to make out with his face! It was so gross! Shrek felt his former bf's slimy tounge in his mouth, it felt lik he was trying to choke him! Shrek tried to push Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamama away with his big ogre-y muscles but it didn't work. Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama must've gotten big muscles too! Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama finally stopped making out with shrek. "do you wanna tak this too the bedroom?" he said
"No ur crazy and we brok up for a reson" shrek stated
"Pleeeeseeeee" said the crazy ex bf with the face he knew Shrek count resist, he widened his big brow anime eyes and looked at shrek sadily
"Fine" Shrek said
"Yay" Said Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama and they went to the bed room.
They taked their cloths off and were naked in fron of each other. Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama grinned as he saw shreks manhood, "i forgot how big your peepee was" he said seductively.
Shrek was proud of the monstrus size of his penis and was almost looking forward to destroying Obama's ass with it. He had't gotten layed in a while and was very horney. Dispite their relationship being over Shrek could't deny that Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama was hot. His partner moved towards him and started making out with him again but this time shrek liked it. Shrek made out back and it got super sexi and shrek orgasmed just from Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama's toumge in his mouth getting his hot ogre sperm everywhere. Shrek wasn't done yet, ogres can orgam many times before getting tired and he wanted ro wrek Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama's ass one last time. He spun his bedmate aroud and shoved his monstrus ogre cock right into his ass. Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama scremed because shrek didn't use lube or strech him before putting his peepee in him. It hurt him so much but it felt so good. Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama orgasmed just from the feeling of the ogres giant green cock percing him all the way to the core. He was tired now from the force of his orgasm but shrek kept going his large green dick hitting Obama's special place every time and Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama orgasmed again but it hurt so he scremed. "Shrek pls stop" He cried, but he did not use their safeword and shrek new he could take more so he kept thrusting into obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama's small ass with his jiant cock and it felt so good and shrek oregasmed again. Feeling his partner fill his butt with his man juice Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama orgamsmed again shreking at the top of his lungs making all the windows shatter again. Both of them were tired now so they stopped. and just then Shadow bursted in! Seeing his love covered in Obamamamamamamamamamama's jucies he scremed "i thought you loved me!"

"he made me do it" shrek said putting the blame on Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamama like it wasn't his horrible life choices that got him into this mess

"oh" said shadow "in that case i have to kill you Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamaamamamamama"

But Obamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamaamamamaamamamaamamamamamama was gone, only a plie of mud was where he stood.

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notes:

i'm literally crying writing this, why did I agree to this again? But for some reason I can't stop. i feel so dirty, I'm sorry Mr. President 

Ps good job dude i loved his super kwaii-ness XD lolz
i feel so gross just saying that, this is a mess