The Ultimate Destroyer: Volume 2 (DISCONTINUED)

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Ruby: I don't understand...Penny.

(Y/N): What do you mean you're not real?

Penny: Most girls are born, but I was made. I'm the world's first synthetic person capable of generating an Aura. *turns to the side sadly* I'm not real...

(Y/N): That's not really true. You're all kinds of real! You're here with us, talking, expressing emotion, and saved us!

Ruby: (Y/N) is right! You think just because you've got nuts and bolts instead of squishy guts makes you any less real than us?

(Y/N): You're not like those things in the TV, Penny. Those are actual machines. You're far from a machine...sure you may have the same parts, but you have a heart.

Penny squeals with excitement and jumps up and down like a little kid. She grabs the Super Human and crimson female and gives them a bear hug, while shaking the life out of them.

Penny: Ooooh...you guys are the best! You two are the best friends that anyone can ever ask for!

(Y/N): Penny! My spine!

Ruby: I think mine already broke...

Penny releases the two and returns to her happy self.

(Y/N): I think a beautiful friendship has just blossomed Penny.

Penny: Really?! How can you tell?

(Y/N): Because I can do this. Hey Penny, think fast!

(Y/N), in a blink of an eye, does a roundhouse kick towards Penny. At the very last second, Penny blocks the kick with her arm. The force of the block creates a gust of wind that howled throughout the alleyway.

Ruby: What the...?!

(Y/N): Yep, this will be an amazing friendship.

Penny: I'm confused. Why did you attack me, I thought we were friends (Y/N)?

(Y/N) lifts his leg off of Penny and shakes it off.

(Y/N): We are. Friends test their strength all the time! Like what I just did.

Penny: They do?

(Y/N): Yeah! Think of it as bonding!

Penny: Oh. I would like to do some bonding!

Penny, without warning, dashed into (Y/N) and delivers a nasty gut punch. (Y/N) is sent to a brick wall and crashes into it. He's left in a daze as he comically hangs from the brick wall.

(Y/N): N-Not bad...ow...

Penny: I like this bonding!