in case you didn't know, i'm australian, so the story is temporarily set in australia as regards to chapters like these.
+ first of all, stanley barber is a pussy.
+ you learnt that the hard way.
+ you were just chillin' at home
+ having a sleepover with the gang
+ and then this little guy
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+ creeps up on your window. his name is rob.
+ dina was the first one to notice it
+ "guys, chill, they're harmless."
+ "NO, WE HAVE TO KILL IT!"
+ "We're not fucking killing it, are you crazy?"
+ "STANLEY, GET THE SPIDER IN A CUP, YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN IN THE HOUSE!"
+ "what?! no!" (he'd leapt onto the table FAR AWAY from the spider).
+ "stan, are you fucking kidding me?"
+ "YES!"
+ "jesus fucking christ, just someone let it out the window! please!"
+ "FINE I'LL DO IT."
+ "there. see?!"
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Romancestanley barber, master of zero fucks. where i was insercure with literally everything about myself, stan was the complete opposite. ? DATE STARTED: 27/01/2020 (I AM THE OG BITCHES) DATE FINISHED: 16/08/2020 :((((((((((...
