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Lmao i apologize for this taking so long to write bUT HOLY CRAP I LOVE THIS SHIP

Requested by: Greenflame_13
Prompt: Map and Spade meet on a blind date
Word count: 1158

It wasn't a secret Map was gay. Nor was it a secret who he liked. Which, to no surprise at all, was his best friend.

He had originally came out to Spade and his sister a long time ago, in which Spade laughed and proceeded to come out himself. It went quite smoothly, honestly.

Although, telling your crushes sister you have a crush on her brother and desired a relationship was not so easy.

It wasn't like Bucket was disgusted or anything, she actually admitted she had been suspecting it for a while. But, she did comment that Map had "a bad taste in men"

It wasn't surprising nor was it false.

But what was surprising was the surprise visit Bucket paid to his...Box? Could you call it a home? I mean it was just a box.

Anyways,

Bucket arrived at the box, and to no surprise at all, Map was passed out inside of it. He didn't really worry about things being stolen. I mean, what're they going to steal? A dirty box?

"Map,"

No answer, but a not-so-gentle kick from Bucket startled him away "h-hUH-"

"Map!" She grinned, looking down at him. "Bucket?" Map rubbed his eyes and sat up, looking up at the other. He was...quite confused.

"So, I may have or may have not done you a small favor,"
"What?"

He huffed, Bucket doing favors was a very rare thing.

"So, you know how you told me you wanted a relationship,"
"Mhm,"
"I may have set up a blind date-"

"-wITH SPADE?-" Maps face heated up. He didn't know if that was a good thing or not.

"No! No, chill."

He frowned, he wasn't the type of person to do this type of stuff with strangers. But hey, some other company may be nice.

"...You know I don't have any money, right?"
"What?"
"To...To pay, I have no money."
"Well, they should have money to pay. So, don't worry about it."

She didn't sound so friendly saying that.

"Alright... When is it?"
"Now,"
"wHAT-"

~~~

Spade was currently sitting in...some restaurant. He didn't know which one, except they had some bomb nachos.

His sister had brought him here for... a date?

A date.

Well, A blind date, His sister was bringing someone here who she guaranteed liked him.

Eugh, he could remember the last time he went on a date. Didn't end well. High school was a rough time for him.

Dang, he hasn't been on one of these ever since high school. Doesn't mean he's... unlovable. He just hasn't found anyone as cool as him!

Yea.

He huffed, drawing circles on the table with his finger. He's been waiting at least 10 minutes and was getting quite impatient. He didn't really care whoever this mysterious object he was supposed to go on a date with anymore. He was hungry.