Ilovetarantulas: i hate androids
Minhyukie: the robots or
the phonesIlovetarantulas: the phones, stupid
Ilovetarantulas: who rather have a
phone with bad camera quality?Minhyukie: yk, not everyone
can afford a fancy iphone
Minhyukie: you talk about camera
quality when you don't even show
pictures of yourselfIlovetarantulas: [insert picture of
your beautiful self]
Ilovetarantulas: happy?Minhyukie: NOW HOLD ON—
Minhyukie: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
Minhyukie: how you gon do me
like thatIlovetarantulas: do you like
what?✋🏼😝Minhyukie: HOW YOU GON
HIde yA FACE FROM ME THIS
WHOLE TIME???????
Minhyukie: YA GOD FRICKIN
GORGEOUS
Minhyukie: i think we're gonna
have to get married
Minhyukie: we don't even have
to love each other, it'll just be for
the picturesIlovetarantulas: ion know about
that one chief.Minhyukie: we can make beautiful babies
Ilovetarantulas: you sound
like the guy claiming to be my indian
prince and giving me lots of moneyMinhyukie: maybe you should
trust the guy, get that coin ✨Ilovetarantulas: you can't trust
everyone on the internet.Minhyukie: i will deadass
message the guy and tell him
to come to korea if he's real.Ilovetarantulas: PLEASEESJSKDB
I DARE UMinhyuckie: JEKSJDISJD
Minhyukie: bet!!!

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tarantulas
Fanfiction"why do you like tarantulas so much?" where Minhyuk wants to liven up the group chat. minhyuk sequel to spam