Well guyz , It turned out tht I waz turning inyo a hot a$$ betch neqqa donzilla. ma mom came 2 the hospital worries af . I was like betch I'm freaking seductive ugly a$$ hoe. she sed tht she was preggers with anuther boi names Donna. I wax like betch tf ur Donna af. Anyweys.
I got out of da hospital with a hairy a$$ and my gotye got fACKING RUINED. but it's ight bc I can molest kids nd nobody will kno it's meh. I made the ladies scream louder than in me bed. I thot I luked sexi boi. so I sed.
"Betch wanna play? I'll smack this mofo rice in ur face."
Went back 3 the park fer some nice meals. kids don think im bad, theyre used to ne ne. im like a superhero, a powerful supernaturalsubstance, like a mineral. i am truly tock solod. like my sexy abs
ok
"hey kid wannna get in my vsn"
"Ok"
we walked to the van. it was still filled with blood bc u kno hospital visit was turning into some creature of hell idgaf the child gazed intovthe van. she screamed, worried that there was no candy and smthat she was obliviosu as augustus waters. I wanted to calm her, metaphorically
"Im in luv with u, hayzel grace ;)" i said
She ran. I decided to let her. Go bc idk
I walked intovthe psrk, no, "swagger walked" into thw park. I sayntered intovthe park. I want beer.
The scenery changed. The sky turned a magnifenct purple, aint talkin bout maleficent. into the woods. Ok so the sky was dark i was so scared. Spiders are so scary. i approached tje park bench carefully, scared at what da sun god was capable of. I lookd around, where people where was scatered. all children, all parents (which wouldve beenvgo but the kids arent even here so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) were gone! i stepped into the middle of the rink, a sany area in the center of the park. Hazelcgrace ok the lights flashed with a single color. It was indtantly night and i could nit find my van to drive hone in the darkness. I was alome, i was so so alone augustus.
The first lightning strike was a few yards in front of me.
I looked around no sight uf human and it happened
The lightning struc me
