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"I'm sorry. I uh, I have homework to go." I glance over at Bucky and nod. "I hope the mission goes well sir. I'll see you when you get back." Nat takes a step towards me.

"Maxi, it-" I jump back.

"I gotta go." I say, running out of the room.

I dash into my room and slam the door closed. Smooth Hart. Real smooth I think leaning against the wood. But, shit. Peggy's alive, I just hugged Natasha, my foster parents are superheroes! This is crazy! I flop back on the bed and reach for my phone, logging into the group chat.

Tigger
Guys!

Egomaniac
Oh hey kid.
A few people aren't gonna be on,
they're on a business trip.

Green
Yeah, they send their love though.

Meme Boi
But I'm still here
And I send memes!!

Tigger
Show me the memes bro!!

Meme boi
Enter Memes

Egomaniac
Oh god. What do these even mean?!

Meme boi
Nobody knows father. Nobody knows.

Poptarts
EVERYBODY, MY DEAR BROTHER HAS DECIDED TO JOIN OUR
INTERNET CHATS ON THE SMALL SCREENS!

Egomaniac
Oh great because this won't end badly.
Add him then pointbreak.

Poptarts has added ??? to 'Crackhead central'

Poptarts
WELCOME BROTHER.

???
Please stop yelling brother.

Poptarts
My apologies.
You know most of my Midgardian
friends but allow me to introduce
you to our newest comrade,
Lady Tigger.

???
What sort of a name is Tigger?

Tigger
The name of a girl that
can kick your ass.

???
Oh I like this one.
My name is Loki.

Tigger
Loki? Like the Norse God?
Okay buddy.

???
You do not believe me?
Tell me where you live mortal,
I shall change your mind.

Tigger
Yeah yeah, whatever Frosty

Tigger has changed ??? to Frosty.

Frosty
Frosty?
What sort of name is that?!?

Tigger
The name of a guy who's
gonna get his ass kicked
by a girl named Tigger!

Meme boi
Oooohhh. Burn!

Egomaniac
Don't encourage them kid

Green
This is a disaster already

Frosty
I am a God you dull creature
and I refused to be bullied
by an acerbic and incompetent child!

Tigger
A god? Really? Have you
been checked into the hospital
at all in your life time?
And who are you calling incompetent?
At least I don't go around thinking
I have magical powers.

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