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The First thang

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Hope is now over. The new "Sanitized inkling" is also causing damage in the octarian world. She's sanitizing ALL octarians and octolings. <<No! Jade sdoj! Glease! Vo'è a, tior fri Micheal! (No! Jade stop! Please! It's me, your friend Michael!)>> the little octarian begs Jade not to ink him <<Fr1s¿ W7ol fr1s¿ @ n0 l3j fr1s¡ Z0jm tu0r l0r...l0r x3w@ cl0n b0 p@l, cl0n b0 p@l, cl0n b0 p@l... (Friends? Which friends? I don't have any friends! Now is your time...the time to become one of us, one of us, one of us...)...
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<<*still sleeping* One of us...one of us...one of us...no, no! *wakes up abruptly* NO, I'M SO SORRY, MICHEAL!!! *looks around* It...it was just a nightmare...*sigh* thank god...>> Jade says in a frightened voice <<What this nightmare wants to tell me is that i get sanitized i'll be impossible to stop...>> she continues to herself and chats with Off the Hook

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J-Squid > Guess what, i had another nightmare :D

MC.Princess > What happened this time?

J-Squid > In the last one i had become a "Sanitized inkling", remember,?

MC.Princess > Y-yeah...

J-Squid > In this one i was destroying the octarian world...i was wickedly unstoppable and i sanitized my friend Micheal

MC.Princess > Wait, an octarian friend? I thought you were the one who fought the octarians!

J-Squid > I guess i have...ehm...

MC.Princess > Say that!

J-Squid > Ehm...

MC.Princess > C'mon! I don't have all day!

J-Squid > I guess i...spared the octarian...and he became my friend...

MC.Princess > And to think that you were the one without mercy

J-Squid > I have never said that!

MC.Princess > I understood it in the way you fight

J-Squid > Oh...ok
J-Squid > Micheal helped me defeat Octavio the second time

MC.Princess > Octavio?

J-Squid > Wait, did i say it? No, you got it wrong...

MC.Princess > Who do you think to screw, you little squid? I understood perfectly

J-Squid > Fine, i say it
J-Squid > The first time the Great Zapfish had disappeared in truth it had only been kidnapped by the octarians. I became an agent: Agent J. I fought them and defeated them twice with the help of Agent 1, Agent 2, Agent 3, Agent 4, Agent 8 and Micheal

MC.Princess > And do you know who these other agents are?

J-Squid > I "know" only two, the others don't...and i don't tell you who they are though

MC.Princess > OK, i'll make it enough

♦Webmaster♦ > DJ_Hyperfresh has joined the chatroom

DJ_Hyperfresh > I'm here, what's up?

MC.Princess > JADE IS AN AGENT

J-Squid > -_-

DJ_Hyperfresh > REALLY?!

MC.Princess > Yes!

DJ_Hyperfresh > Tell me, c'mon!

J-Squid > No, i don't want to rewrite everything

DJ_Hyperfresh > Why?

J-Squid > Because i'm a lazy gurl :D
J-Squid > I have to go

DJ_Hyperfresh > Wait, wait, wait!

J-Squid > Bye :D

♦Webmaster♦ > J-Squid has left the chatroom

DJ_Hyperfresh > ...

MC.Princess > ...

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<<And now let's go to the tests! Hooray!>> Jade says without a fucking reason (XD). The test this time was a little different this time... it's not a real test. It's a station where there was a sigh on the side with "Here lies the precision thang" written on the side. <<I feel the "promised land" closest to me>> she said with force. And something "beautiful" awaited her...

 And something "beautiful" awaited her

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The first thang. Jade takes a selfie with it and takes it (Agent 8 XD).

Jade: <<One taken, three remain!>>

Marina: <<I can't wait to find out what the machinery that will get you out>>

Pearl: <<You couldn't call it a worse way, huh?>>

Marina: <<I will find the right name>>

Jade: <<I feel something strange...>>

Marina: <<Which is?>>

Jade: <<It's like my tentacles are...vibrating?>>

Pearl: <<Vibrating?>>

Jade: <<As if there was something mechanical here...>>

Marina: <<But it's all mechanical there>>

Jade: <<No, as if there was something mechanical in particular>>

Marina: <<I don't know what you mean...>>

Jade: <<Oh well, we'll find out in the next chapter. Say "Goodbye" to readers and Splatoon fans>>

Pearl and Marina: <<Don't be cooked stay off the hook!>>

Author's note:
The idols have discovered that Jade is an agent :0 Finally our heroine found a thang! But what's the strange vibration of her tentacles? You'll know in the next chapter...maybe...i don't know...it could be a final thing...i'm thinking about it. Now leave a comment and remember

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