TF2 Random ?

Vines hahaha bc I'm bored pls enjoy

Art by: @ constantinnen on Instagram

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*Miss. Pauling walking by*

Scout: Ooh my god, it's that girl from math. Ok, how are my teeth?

Sniper: Fucking huge!

Scout: ....... ok perFECT!

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Medic: Hello everyone, Bill nye is out on vacation. I am bill nien.

Pyro: Can I go to the bathroom?

Medic: NIEN-

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Meanwhile, in Teufort..

Miss. Pauling: With these weapons, there's no telling what they can do.

Demo: They can blow up some stuff

Miss. Pauling: Demo, I swear to god-

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Spy: Classic Sniper, I do not want to continue torturing you.

Classic Sniper: yeah ya do.

Spy: Yes! Yes I do!

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Heavy: Hello. Is this Susan?

Susan: Yes..?

Heavy: Have you seen a Mini-gun anywhere?

Susan: No...??

Heavy: Neither have I.

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*When engie returns from helping the Administrator*

Engineer: hello team. Miss. Pauling told me y'all were a bunch of diddily dumbasses while I was gone. That diddily doesn't surprise me.

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Meanwhile, in 1972...

Soldier: Your honor, permission to treat the witness as hostile?

Judge: permission granted.

Soldier: I'm gonna shoot you in the face.

Scout: that'll ruin my day.

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Scout: My dad treats every situation the same way.

Medic: Sir, you've been shot.

Spy: No..! Come on..! What..?!

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Scout: It's just, I think-

Engineer: Does it look like I give a diddily damn what you think, Jeremy?

Scout: No-?

Engineer: No I diddily don't.

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Demo: This is a problem I really don't understand, so I'm gonna make water come out of my eye, and whimper for an hour-

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When Ma brings home a new boyfriend

Scout: Yeah, Shit.

Ma: Haha he never says that! Jeremy, S t o p

Scout: Yeah I fucking do.

Ma: hhsshshhhh