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BILL

—He got you a bike <3
—you didn't have one and
you really wanted one

STAN

—he got you a bird
—you named it Richard
—just to piss off Stan a bit
—he got mad
—you guys got in an argument
—ended up sinning.
—pervy Jew 😶

RICHIE

—You don't wanna know
—sin
—🤫

EDDIE

—a doctors appointment
—a dentist appointment
—a mall appointment
—a candy store appointment
—a bed appointment

BEN

—This babe got u a poem
—full on 18 paragraph long poem
—he love u

MIKE

—doge
—you named it Jonathan
—after one of the biggest
kings of all time
—this man

—doge—you named it Jonathan—after one of the biggestkings of all time—this man

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—jonathan Brandis
—mike approves big-time
—bi boi

BEV

—she got you an NSYNC album
—because yes

JAEDEN

—he literally bought you MACDONALDS.
—cherish
—not just a happy meal, no.
—the whole fucking place bitch

WYATT

—He remodeled your room
—hes a king
—its a meme room

FINN

—This bitch took you to the mall
and let you run around crazy and
he knows he's never gonna financially
recover from this.
—gucci, taco bell, hot topic, forever 21, vans, journey, bath and body works, game stop, candy store, anywhere you want.

JEREMY

—he went on a spree at fast food places and threw you a fast food birthday party
—taco bell, Wendys, Arby's (they have the meats) arctic circle, burger kind, jcw, whattaburger, everywhere.

CHOSEN
—this motherfucker wrote you a song.
—hes been writing songs about you scince your last birthday and made you an album called ‘birthday babe’
—we Stan

SOPHIA

—she built a pillow fort
—bought snacks
—got a new TV
—set up 'that 70's show'
—and 'criminal minds'
—yall had a nice night
—fairylights

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