Stuff that my parents may or may not say when I come out to them
Me: Mom...Dad
Mom: yes
Me:I like girls
Mom: oh we already knew, me and your father had the feeling that you were going to end up liking girls since you were little
Me: AnD yOu DiDnT tElL mE!
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Stuff my friends and I do
*My friend group and I walking to our lunch table*
*We all seat down*
*They start talking nonsense while I listen and eat*
*They stop and then turn to me*
Friend #1: Mom
*I ignore*
Friend #2: Mother
*I also ignore*
Friend #3: Mama
*I ignore again*
Friend #1: *sighs* Father
Me: Yes
All my friends: oh come on!
Me: *snickering in the background*
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Friend: I want a hug
Me: why are you telling me this?
Friend: cuz I want you to hug me
Me:....No
Friend: *whining* hug me!
Me: NO
Friend: *starts walking over to me* hug me!
Me: *backing away* I said NO
Friend: *starts chasing me* I said hug me!!
Me: *bolts away from her* and I said NO!!
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Bsf: Why are you so mean?
Me: Huh?
Bsf: Why are you so mean?
Me: Oh, I'm not mean.......
Bsf: Then what are y-
Me: I'm evil!
Bsf: ......
Me: And I'm brutally honest
