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I have died in many ways

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Ok so, do not take the title of the chapter SERIOUSLY, this chapter is actually gonna be FUNNY and everyone is drunk in it and everyone knows when you're drunk everything turns into chaos and funny ness and everything else doesn't matter but you know have fun dying from laughing too much

*Y/n's POV*
*Weeks later*

I opened the door to Elijah and Ethan. Elijah's face looked much better after me and my brother punched him for our own purposes.
"Hey babe!" I said and kissed him "Hey Ethan!" I said and hugged him, they came inside and we where waiting for Amie, cause she's always late and she lives as far away possible which I honestly ask myself how she used to make it to high school every time.
"Is Amie still always the one that will be late?" Ethan asked
"Yes!" Me and Elijah said and we hugged

*15 minutes later*

"And that must be the food or probably your girlfriend." I said heading to the door, I checked through the peep hole and it was Amie "You're one lucky man, Amie has arrived." I said and opened the door "She also got the food delivery guy with her." I added and we all laughed, I got my wallet and Amie went inside. I got the food.
"Thank have a good night." I said to the delivery guy and shut the door after "So, Thai food and sushi it doesn't sound appetising but it is cause I do this many times." I said and set the food on the coffee table.
"Where'd you get it from?" Elijah asked
"Thai-shimi." I said (Not a real place I hope)
"It's where me and her went when we where shopping the other day." Amie said
"Let's start eating!" I said and got out a bottle of red wine and turned on Netflix

*45 minutes later*

"Oh come on Rachel, ADMIT THAT YOU AND ROSS WHERE ON A BREAK!" I exclaimed at the tv
"I mean we where on a break." Elijah said
"I know." I said and we held hands, I could tell that the guy where drunk cause they've had too much wine, half the bottle was gone already.
"What time is it?" Ethan asked
"It's 9:47." I said
"More wine!" He exclaimed
"I mean I'll get you and myself a beer." I said and got up "Here you go it's cold and I just opened it just don't spill it on yourself." I said and handed it to him, I laid my head on on Elijah's shoulder and started drinking my beer.
"What's wrong babe?" He turned around and looked at me
"Nothing, OH COME ON, JUST TELL YOUR BROTHER THAT YPU AND CHANDLER ARE TOGETHER!" I shouted at the tv
"And you're ok." He said and put his arm around my shoulder

*3 hours 45 minutes later and 5 seasons of Friends later*

Everyone got slightly drunker including myself, mine was a safe kind of drunk while everyone else's was scary drunk especially Ethan that fall asleep and screamed 'I HATE YOUR GUTS!' which scared me. Amie tried pouring more wine in her glass and brown the bottle.
"Fifth one round of applause to Amie." I said
"Who broke the other 4?" She asked
"Drunk ass 1 and drunk ass 2." I said pointing to the guys
"Hey we're not-" Ethan stopped and went to the sink to throw up counting he's more drunk than anyone else in the room "drunk asses, we're not drunk asses!" He exclaimed
"Well now I need to clean the sink." I said getting up and Ethan sitting back down, I sat down 2 minutes later.
"Can we change it to Rick and Morty?" I asked getting bored of Friends
"Sure!" Elijah said and changed it
"Oh come on Jessica really at the ball, go to the bathroom instead!" I exclaimed
"You've seen this episode?" Elijah asked
"No only half of it." I said
"Maybe we should get a room." Elijah and Ethan said
"Okay Ethan you're too drunk so no." I heard Amie say to Ethan
"I'm not drunk enough though." I said to Elijah
"Sure then." He said and put his hand on my leg
"Oh i'm gonna kill you." I said playfully hitting Elijah his shoulder

*Hours later*

"I swear Rick and Morty is just Back tot he future." Elijah said
"The only thing I knew when i started watching it." I said and switched it to How I met your mother and we continued watching.
"So where is Ted gonna hit Barney?" I asked
"OOOH!" The guys said and held their stomachs
"The one thing expected." Amie said
"Bump it." I said and we bumped fists, I poured wine for all of us and we got super wasted.
"NO TED SHE'S GONNA LEAVE YOU AT THE FUCKING ALTER!" I shouted holding a bottle of wine in my hand, my head was on Elijah's lap and i couldn't see properly
"You're so drunk baby." He said stroking his hand in my hair, I started laughing and everyone else started laughing cause I had a contagious laugh.

"Her laugh is contagious, super contagious." Amie said
"We're all sober but y/n is awfully drunk." Ethan said and I smashed the bottle of wine on the floor cause it was really fragile.
"Okay it's best she goes to sleep." Elijah said and helped me up to my room, I kept on missing steps so he brought me up bridal style. He put me in bed.
"Goodnight y/n I love you!" Elijah said and kissed my forehead
"I love you too snuggle hubble bear." I said hugging my pillows. I was too drunk co operate so I instantly fell asleep.

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