The Banana Bus Crew and RWBY

CHAPTER XIX: What Is Your Reason?

A tall man with frizzy blonde hair and green eyes wearing an identical apron to the other man walked past behind him, grabbing a cream doughnut and holding it up in the air for all to see. "Mofuka eating the stuff again." Panda spun around and tried to reach for the food but Kryoz held it up higher, exhaling a small puff of vape smoke. 407 sighed and uncrossed their arms, looking at the two men in annoyance "Goddamit Anthony I told you to stop eating the food!" Their gaze snapped towards Kryoz "And John, Evan said no vaping in the bakery. Go out back or upstairs."

Kryoz rolled his eyes and huffed like a child "Well Evan's not here now is he?" He pouted and put the doughnut back into the display case much to Panda's dismay as he looked at it sadly. The blonde man leaned against the cream coloured wall "How are they anyway? Haven't heard much since they left LS." He asked, raising an eyebrow expectantly. 407 sighed irritably. A family restaurant wasn't the place to discuss dark shit like Grimm and hunters.

"Umm..excuse me?"

All three snapped their heads towards the new person. Looking past the counter was a woman standing there waiting for their attention, not being mean or anything just waiting.

407 quickly rushed over and put on a customer service smile, not even a fake one, a genuine smile. "Hi, sorry about that. Are you sitting in?" The woman's eyes lit up in excitement and she fumbled around in her bag "Uh..yes i am. Heard good things about this place." 407 smile widened "Well that's because all is always good at the Golden Banana! Never a bad time. You know what you want to order? Or do you want a menu?" The customer thought for a moment, looking over the various delicious looking pastries and other foods on display in the red glass containers. "Sure I'll take a menu, thanks." 407 handed her a menu and she walked off to one of the few empty tables in the restaurant.

407's smile quickly vanished when they turned around and saw both Kryoz watching her go muttering 'Dayum she thicc' and Anthony reaching into the case again "Fucks sake guys."

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"so there we are, all laughing are asses off and then Vin diesel Walks in! But it gets better, he's fat so we called him Vin double-Diesel HAHAHAHAH!" Wildcat couldn't contain himself any longer and started wheezing so Basically carried on "So later on we get a text from Delirious telling us to go to the mall bathrooms."

What started this story was Moo off handily mentioning that they've meet the movie actor Vin Diesel before and Yang, Weiss and Ruby got curious. Now they were slightly regretting this decision

"We get there- haha- and all we hear is screaming! One of us, can't remember which one, opens the bathroom door and-" he pauses, trying to contain his laughter "-who do we see but Vin Double-Diesel sitting there shitting his brains out screaming..s..screaming-haha-" he makes his voice a low as possible but failing as it cracked "The dude's screaming ' I DONT GOT FRIENDS I GOT FAMILY'-HAHAHAHAH!"

The group erupted in laughter and loud wheezing, well, all except Weiss who watched them with a horrified expression at their crude humour "W...what is wrong with you people!?"

This was probably not the best way for the two teams to strengthen their friendship but it was definitely the Banana Bus way, aka: Weird, disgusting and horrific but hilarious and always a mood lifter.

Their small story time was over for now and then all at once, all of BBS's stomachs growled. "Damm dude, do we got any food? I'm hungry as fuck!" Moo asked while leaning back, his stomach grumbling loudly. "Nah, Ruby stole me turkey." Nogla actually look salty about having his 'prised' turkey stolen.