One Shots That Have Been In My Drafts Way To Long

(A/N some of the one shots are from long lost drafts that I'm now checking out, so please don't be to confuse about the change of writing. Now. On the story y'all)

A story about a certain someone who got teleported, and ended up in the avengers living room. And how a certain spiders made the assassin open up more and relax

Narrators pov:

It was how all it began, how sudden and surprising and unexpected it was. Wait! Let me tell you how it all happened

*dramatic flashback*

It was a normal day at the avengers tower, all of them just chilling around and chatting when suddenly. An portal opened! And a small figure fell down.

The avengers immediately all stand up and took a fighting stan just in case, the small figure groan trying to stand up but fall earning a small whine from said figure,

"where am I?" said the small unknown person, the small unknown slowly turn their head to face the shock avengers. Quickly. They stood up but failed, so the mysterious figure just sat there, glaring at the unknown people and said "where am I and who are you people?!" questioned the small figure

Natasha glared back before saying "no, I think WE should be the one asking you that. Now-" she walk up to themwhile the small figure only continue to glare, not backing down at all.

"who. Are. You?" question Natasha while crouching down to be in the same height as the unknown figure. "like I'd say my information to you" snarled the small figure while the avengers gasp, shock to see a person so small yet has the courage to say that to a deadly ex assassin. It reminds them of a angry kitten... You know what? They're just gonna call them kitty for now

Natasha stared at them waiting to see if kitty was gonna brake and tell them they're name, but kitty didn't back down just glaring at the person in front of them. Both stared for an hour before Natasha was losing her patience

"look, just say your gender or name to make this easier for the both of us" said Natasha, kitty look at her for a moment before clicking his tongue and saying "fine, I'm a boy and just call me ro-" kitty freeze for a second before continuing "call me.....robin" kitty now known as Robin for now said before staying silent his eyes look so sad and full of emotions but cover it all up with a dead inside face.

Almost making Natasha feel bad for some reason, having a motherly instincts over this person, Peter who just got back from school, and mantis who was there to hang out for a bit looked confuse. Is there a intruder? A trespasser? What is going on???

Mantis and Peter walk towards the unknown boy, mantis Put her hand on the boys shoulder before quickly  taking Her hands off at the same time Wanda quietly gasp a small tear escaping her teary eyes, her eyes pouring tears down and she gasps. Everyone look concern at her but before they can say anything "y-you... Feel so m-much pain and sadness.. Y-yet cover it all up t-to look-" a chocked sob was heard from her "o-ok.." Mantis continue to sob feeling all sorts of sadness form the boy infront of her.

Wanda who has been quiet, look at the boy in sadness and empathy

But the boy just ignore it all, too busy to realize what was happening.

FLASHBACK

Robin was trying to sneak up on a villain same with the others but there's something different about this villain though, she was wearing a simple blue jacket with her hood up, a black t-shirt that goes with a black leggings. All they can see was her phone and was typing furiously and with every tap a disaster comes, a tall bat figure went behind her, they can see her smirk and without even looking. The bat figure was suddenly frozen

The hooded girl tsk'd before finally turning around to meet the tall figure "wow batman I can't believe you'd try to hurt a kid!" the girl laugh "did you really think that you can take me down? I'm just gonna say my "name" and not the whole long villain speech thing" she then coughs before continuing "call me author" she grins as she continue to type on her phone, eyes still glued to batman

Batman just stays silent before she type something "speak you bat furry(no I have nothing against furrys) fucker" author said boredly

Before quickly typing something and turning around to see a body frozen helmet guy with he's guns out ready to shoot her

"ah, redhood nice to see you- oh! And Red Robin!- ah nightwing nice to also see you" all three of them where shock to suddenly feel frozen

Robin who curse silently seing as they stupedly went without any plan of some sort

He turn to author who didn't seem bothered by them at all, who is this 'author' girl? And how did she froze all of them?

Robin didn't have time to think as he was suddenly teleported to her "ah! My favorite Robin is here! May I hug you first before I do something?" Robin didn't even get to say anything as he was pulled to a hug by her. author pulled away and said one last thing to him "enjoy your stay at the marvel universe!" she chirped before a portal came out of no where, and he was push in it.

FLASHBACK OVER

so..... Yeah..  That's all he remembers

Bro the fact that i had to copy paste all of those 916 words is a pain in the ass and the fact I'll probably never finished this makes me sad cause I won't have time, one word, school. So yah

Total words including this: 995