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Hey guys I'm back with another segment, this time we are going to see some funny jokes for NCT unit.


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* Haechan texting Jaemin *

Haechan: Give me some words of encouragement so that I don't kill someone tonight.

Jaemin: There's no netflix in prison !

Haechan: That motivated me, thanks bro.

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* Renjun, Chenle and Jisung sitting on the couch *

Chenle: hyung would you stab Jisung or -

Renjun: Stab ~

Chenle: Wait you didn't even hear other option.

Renjun: Don't need to.

Jisung: I'm feeling a little unsafe here.

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Johnny: Get me a glass of wine.

Taeyong: We are eating breakfast.

Johnny: And a toast.

Taeyong: ....

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Jaehyun: Hey dumbass, get over here.

Mark: Okay.

Jungwoo: COMING !!!!

Mark: [ Runs past Jungwoo ]

Jungwoo: I... I thought I was the dumbass.

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Taeil: What is the password for Johnny's laptop.

Doyoung: Fck you SM

Taeil: Language.

Doyoung: no that's the password.

Taeil: I-

Doyoung: and no space.

Taeil: ...

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* Yuta and Taeyong talking *

Yuta: What should I do to get his attention.

Taeyong: throw small rocks at his windows.

* Yuta throwing rocks at Mark's window *

Mark: *calling Yuta * Why are you throwing rocks at my window, you have a phone right ?

Yuta: Oh right.

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