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-Random Quotes (Part 1)-

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Stitches, playing Pokémon Emerald on an old gameboy advanced she found.

Professor Birch: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Stitches, who is nonbinary: "Uh... Neither? But that's not an option... Uh..."

Five minutes later....

Stitches, still stuck only thirty seconds into the game: "......... Fuck."

Dragon: "Hey, Mistress! We found a really cool scythe!"

Mistress: "That's nice-"

Griffin, holding the scythe: "Hey, Mistress, I found a cool looking scythe! I'm gonna use it!"

Mistress, realizing that it's her scythe: "Wait, no! That's my scythe!"

Blood-Eye: "I love you."

Harley: "I love you too."

Blood-Eye: "I love you more."

Harley: "No, I love you more-"

Griffin: "Aww! Aren't they just adorable?"

Stitches: "Eh, kinda."

Stitches: "I would say that I'm nonbinary and pansexual, but..."

Stitches: "I don't have any reproductive organs... Or any organs at all..."

Stitches: "So... That would make me nonbinary and panromantic, right?"

Griffin: "Yes."

Uh...

That's all I've got...


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