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Chapter 13: The Future of Skylands

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Spyro: This is the future.

Bop: Guys, you might wanna look at this.

Spry: What is that thing?!

Beep-0: My sensors say that this is the Big Bad Woofer. Wolfgang's ultimate speaker. It's so loud that anything might blow up.

???: I'll help you stop him!

Beep-0: The miniature version of Drobot, Drobit!

Ice Cream in the Future?

Noobman: In these times of oppression and hopelessness, I know just what Skylands needs... ice cream!

Spyro: You must be the seller of it.

Spry: Where's the customers?

Bop: We need some advertising!

Noobman: Did you know that long ago there was a Rage Mage that's the best pitchman in the business.

Beep-0: I'll bring him here to make the rumors true.

Rage Mage came out of the Washing Time Machine.

Noobman: Space rats! It's you! Can't believe you're actually here! I suppose you know of my failing ice cream business.

Beep-0: Show us what you got!

Drobit: Ah! The ol' spinning signboard trick! There's lots of customers here now!

Spry: Maybe you can send ice cream back in time to let those in the past enjoy them!

Noobman: That's genius!

Rage Mage's armor changed color.

Rage Mage: Ice cream is all the rage these days.

Rage Mage went back to the present.

Robot: Thank you for choosing Future Cab, the taxi of tomorrow, TODAY!

Spry: We gotta stop the Big Bad Woofer!

Snuckles X9: I can take you there! Besides, we could use someone like you in the resistance. I'll take you to meet our undercover operative.

Drobit: Off we go!

Beep-0: Whoops! We've been spotted!

Peach Rabbid fired her Traptainium blaster at the grabbers.

Spyro: Now quick, before more grabbers grab us!

Zeta Blobbers: Poff! Poff! That's a codeword, by the way. One of them was. The other was an actual cough. I can get you inside the Big Bad Woofer. If you follow me. Poff!

Beep-0: Was that also a cough? Scratch that. Let's just get inside.

Inside the Big Bad Woofer

Drobit: This is the Big Bad Woofer. A bit redundant here.

???: Enemy threat sequence complete!

???: Enemy threat sequence complete!

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