Iwaoi/Oiiwa OneShots

Hajime wonders what's the worst sentence he can receive for murdering his boyfriend.

It's past midnight, and he had been sleeping soundly until a series of chimes from his phone woke him up. Seeing Oikawa's name against the harsh light of the screen makes him wince. The vein on his temple throbs in anger. He's about to chuck the phone to the other side of the room and go back to sleep (who knows how long it will take at this point), but the onslaught of messages doesn't stop. He doubts it even will until he responds because that's just how Oikawa is.

He opens their chat, ready to chew Oikawa out for disrupting what he's sure was a great dream when he reads the messages.

They're all in caps lock, and it's Oikawa freaking out over something going wrong. He doesn't elaborate on what exactly happened and instead demands that Hajime come over to his house immediately and help him rectify the situation.

Hajime scoffs before replying.

-There's no way in hell I'm coming over right now, Shittykawa! Especially not when you woke me up. If you want to stay alive, you don't want me over. Besides, you made this mess, so you get yourself out of it.

Oikawa's response is instantaneous as if he was expecting Hajime to say just that.

-NO IWA-CHAN PLEASE! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!

Hajime scowls.

-Fuck off!

-Hajime, please, I'm begging you, and I never beg! This is serious, and I really don't know how to fix this on my own. Please, I need your help!

The use of his first name catches Hajime off guard. Oikawa hardly ever uses his first name (despite being involved romantically) unless he's being completely serious, and when Hajime rereads the last text, he can feel the desperation in his boyfriend's words.

He groans and runs a hand through his bedhead before getting up and changing out of his pajamas.

Hajime wants to boast that he's good at denying Oikawa but the truth is, as soon as he sees those pouting lips and puppy dog eyes, he's a goner. Even now, through text, he can clearly envision that expression in his mind's eye. It tears him up inside to see Oikawa in any sort of trouble. Not to mention he feels a bubbling sense of satisfaction in his chest whenever Oikawa asks him-and only him-for help. Ever since they were little, Oikawa has always sought Hajime's help and if truth be told, it's been the same with Hajime. Sure, Hajime trusts others, but he doesn't trust anyone quite like he trusts Oikawa.

"I'm outside," Hajime texts with frozen fingers once he's at Oikawa's house. He shivers in the cold and hugs himself to preserve whatever warmth he can.

-Door's open. Everyone's sleeping, so let yourself in quietly.

Hajime does as he's told and even in the darkness, he knows Oikawa's house as well as his own. He reaches Oikawa's room and knocks, making sure to stay as silent as possible.

The door cracks open and the hallway is flooded with light, but Oikawa isn't standing on the other side to greet him. Hajime doesn't think anything of it and lets himself in.

"Oikawa?" he says into the empty room and closes the door.

"Iwa-chan!" Hajime hears from behind him and spins around to face his boyfriend.