[DATA LOST] || MCYT SCP AU

Item #: SCP-7081

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7081 is not to be allowed within a four-meter radius of any electronic devices with capability to be connected to the Internet. Otherwise, if accompanied by an escort to ensure the above-mentioned procedure is followed, SCP-7081 is to have free reign of Site-██, and be allowed to socialize with any personnel or SCP objects with socialization privileges that it desires to.

Description: SCP-7081 is a creature superficially resembling a fully-grown male mallard. However, it has numerous notable differences to a natural instance of this species, causing it to be reminiscent of common pop-cultural or artistic depictions of ducks: its feathers are uniformly bright yellow in coloration while its beak is bright orange; its wings are prehensile and capable of movement resembling that of human hands; and, most notably, it is sapient and capable of speech. SCP-7081 has been observed to speak fluently in both English and Spanish, and possesses intelligence roughly equivalent to a twenty-year-old human male.

SCP-7081 will have an anomalous effect on any websites utilizing user accounts that it attempts to access through the Internet. Five to ten minutes after SCP-7081 creates an account, the website will receive thousands of account creation requests from new users, frequently causing an effect similar to a distributed denial-of-service attack. None of these users correspond to real people. Once these accounts have been created, they will begin to post or publish frequent and repeated messages on the site (in effect causing spam); these messages vary between incidents, but frequently involve some variation of the words "quack" or "quackity," as well as profanities and messages seemingly intended to offend the affected website. These posts and other user activity can overwhelm the website's servers and cause them to shut down for periods of time up to several hours.

Two to four hours after the beginning of the incident, all of the newly created user accounts will spontaneously and simultaneously cease their activity; SCP-7081's initial account will be banned; the associated messages sent by the user accounts will be permanently censored on the affected site; and, frequently, the affected site will shut down completely several months after the incident.

Addendum 1: Selected Incident Logs

Date: ██/██/████
Website accessed: Roblox (forums)
Phrases/messages used: "UNBAN QUACKITYISHOT" and variations
Outcome: Website shut down on 11/12/2017

Date: 16/06/2017, reoccurred on 10/09/2017 and 18/03/2018
Website accessed: Habbo Hotel
Phrases/messages used: "JIMMYNEUTRON", "#FREEJIMMYNEUTRON" (second incident), "#BOYCOTTHABBO" (third incident)
Outcome: As of ██/██/████, site has still not shut down

Date: 13/01/2018, reoccurred on 01/09/2018
Website accessed: Club Penguin Island
Phrases/messages used: "Quack my sack/Zac, and bring free trials back", "#BRINGBACKFREETRALS", "#BRINGBACKTHESERVERS", "#BISSONMICKEY" (second incident)
Outcome: Website shut down on 20/12/2018

Date: 22/12/2018
Website accessed: Animal Jam
Phrases/messages used: "#DuckRights", "#duckYOUAnimalJam"
Outcome: As of ██/██/████, site has still not shut down

Addendum 2: Interview Log ██/██/████

Interviewed: SCP-7081

Interviewer: Dr. Josh Allen

Notes: On ██/██/████, SCP-7081 approached Dr. Allen, requesting an interview concerning potentially confidential information.

[begin log]

SCP-7081: Okay, so, I have a question. I'm not sure how much you guys are actually allowed to tell me about your secret operations, but -

Dr. Allen: Well, ask, and then I'll tell you whether I can answer or not.

SCP-7081: Have you encountered a guy called Schlatt anywhere? [pause as Dr. Allen searches through his notes] I mean, I get it if it's confidential, but -

Dr. Allen: No, I think that should be okay. [continues to search through notes] We've contained a being that refers to itself as "jschlatt", could that be it? It's designated as SCP-7777-4 now -

SCP-7081: Yeah, I think that's him! [pause] What does he look like?

Dr. Allen: Excuse me?

SCP-7081: What's he like? Does he just look like a man, or is he stuck as a goat, or... what does he look like?

Dr. Allen: SCP-7777-4 is a human man with the head of a sheep.

SCP-7081: [pause, then produces a sound similar to laughter] Oh, fuck, man. I kinda feel bad for him. [to itself, in Spanish] He can't even blend in properly.

Dr. Allen: Have you met him - it - before?

SCP-7081: [produces a sound similar to laughter] Oh, yeah, I have. The guy used to be my boss. Didn't really like him much sometimes, to be honest, but... hey, do you think I could meet him?

Dr. Allen: 7777-4 isn't allowed out of its containment unit. So far it's only allowed to communicate through digital means. I could try to request communication between you, but it hasn't exactly been compliant with Foundation staff before, and we're still not sure what kind of effect you'd have on a local area network.

SCP-7081: I see. Could you try to figure something out, though?

Dr. Allen: I'll see what I can do.

[end log]