"And last but certainly not least, my wonderful wife Sandra," I scan the audience searching for her familiar face but find myself lost in the large mass of people. "wherever she may be."
You see a pair of hands wave frantically up in the air.
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"There you are!" You say excitedly at the sight of her waving hands and bright smile. "You're easily the greatest gift i've ever been given, but this one is a close second." The crowd laughs, she shakes her head with a small smile and glassy eyes.
"I know for a fact I wouldn't be able to leave home and work for months on end without having such a strong, and stable home to come back too."
"And even when you're an asshole I — oh can I not say that on here?" The camera operator frantically shakes his head no. "Well, too late." You shrug off, the audience bursting into laughter.
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"Even when you're an asshole, you're still my favorite person to be around, and make this life worth living. I love you."
