Gintama: Her unlikely opponent

Author's pov

"How the hell do you have a crush on Saito! Freaking Saito the Ninja dude who all quiet shit and he's in Shinsengumi which Shinsengumi and Mimawarigumi are rivals police forces! This is like Romeo and Juliet shit!" Shinpachi said while Okita was freaking out inside that Iami Nobume the Watchdog of Mimawarigumi and known as the Child of Shinigami has a crush on Saito who's the older figure towards Okita. Yeah, this was a lot to take in. "So, this Saito is a ninja and police officer with the Okita kid from Shinsengumi? Oh, God. This is going to be a bloodlust battle between both families! Can I join in!?" "NO! YOU IDIOT!" Kagura punches Kamui as Nobume and Shinpachi whispered 'I saw that coming' while Soyo had Kamui's head on her lap.

Kagura sighs of pure disbelief by knowing if both Shinsengumi's leaders like Hijikata since Hijikata was more boss than Kondo who's an idiot and perv toward Shinpachi's sister, and Sasaki Isaburo the Captain of Mimawarigumi and the adoptive father of Nobume. Nobume wanted 'Imai' as her surname since she felt unworthy to have his family name. "Okay...How the hell did you realize you have a crush on Shimaru-Niisan? I need to know...before I torture you" Okita said which Kagura glare at him with the look of 'Don't'. Between Okita and Nobume, they have this rivalry on each other because they were both sadists and one of the strongest swordsmen in their special police forces. And Okita was jealous that Nobume was the Vice Captain which drives his rivalry towards her more furious. 

"Well, I think it because I find his hair like a large donut I wanted to eat it..."

"I knew it"

"But also, I think he's kind of attractive" Nobume said which Okita was shocked along with Shinpachi and Kagura while Soyo and Kamui cheer up and saying 'Congratulations'. 'No way...so the delinquent senpai of my damn school has a crush Shimaru-Niisan?! What the hell! Oh my God, now I know how Boss feels like when someone has a crush on your relative. Well, shit. Wait, if she and Shimaru-Niisan together, then I make Nobume-senpai help me out by taking Hijikata out of the picture and make me the new Vice-Captain. That's great!' Okita sadistically thought. Kagura sighs before the door slam open that Shinpachi jump scared before seeing it wad Gintoki and Tsukuyo.

"Gin-chan, Tsukki, you're back already?" Kagura said before notcing strange look at Gintoki's face which surprised her. She never see Gintoki with those fill worry and scared like eyes. "Gin-chan, are you okay?" She asked as Gintoki walk towards the group which Nobume notice something in Gintoki. She notice that there was little of bloodlust in him which she gets a feeling that Gintoki got into a fight where someone pissed him off to get 'White Yaksha' out. "Hey...do you guys know Yato Housen?" He asked which shocked everyone by hearing that Housen's name. "Wait, Yato Housen? That old perv who our Mom kick his ass. Hell yeah, we know him. Even Abuto state that our Mom was the only one who beat him than our old man who's a idiot couldn't and only draw" Kamui said that shocked Okita.

'Kagura's mom kick the ass of Housen who's a member of the Yato Clan? The freaking Yato Clan! That woman must be strong like Boss or Nobume-senpai. But did Kagura's old man fought Housen. I haven't heard a living man fought Housen himself than rather the King of Yato named Umibozu which...Which! Oh shit..." Okita soon looks at Kagura and Kamui. "That...pervy bastard is back...and trying to get back Yoshiwara Paradise" he said which shocked them as Shinpachi and Soyo shouted 'What' loud. Nobume and Okita's eyes went widen by knowing Shinsengumi and Mimawarigumi spend years trying to get Housen for his crimes in Yoshiwara. Knowing that he came back will bring chaos.

"Wait, he's back? He can't be back. It's by the Yato traditions, the loser must never return back by the winner. How the hell he's back?" Kagura said that suprises more Okita. 'Kagura-senpai's mom was a Yato? No shit, she doesn't look Yato at all, no smooth fair skin, muscular build, and she's too nice looking. Shinpachi's sister looks more Yato than Kouka-san' Okita thought. "No, Kagura. If the winner dies, the winner's inheritance must go to his successor. Which means, Housen is back to get revenge by fighting me. That old bastard will die..." Kamui said while giving a dark smile. Kagura look annoyed by him and saying 'Don't' since she knows her brother is a idiot.

"No, Kamui. Kouka-san didn't left you her heirloom. She left it to Kagura herself which she's her successor and Housen is going to fight her unlit...one of them dies..." Gintoki grints his teeth as eveyone was shocked. Kouka left her heirloom to Kagura as her successor, yeah it was bad now. Kamui said 'What' in confused and loud as asking Gintoki how he knows this since he didn't. "Look, lets say a 'old friends' come by and told me everything. I won't let Kagura fight that bastard so he can...he can...well, shit! The thing is I don't want Kagura to be harm by that asshole" he said. Kagura looked at Gintoki in shock. He cares for her lot like she was his daughter that he forget Okita was there.

"Hey, samurai. I'm not letting some old pervert get my little sis. If he going get Kagura, he has to get with me and the Policeman over there" Kamui point Okita was there which Gin's senses of overprotective Dadtoki come back. "Oh, shit. Dadtoki is back" the author said while chilling with Sadaharu. "What. The. Hell. Is. He. Doing. Here?" Gin spoke darkly and harsh as Kagura totally forget that Okita was there. Okita soon stands up and walks the Silver Samurai and the beautiful Yato girl. "Well, I come to fight the criminal but I guess I found something really interest that both Shinsengumi and Mimawarigumi were looking for years. So bye" he said before giving a kiss on Kagura's cheek and run for hia life.

Gintoki and Kamui were furious as releasing a similar Ki power of Dragon Ball while Kagura was shocked and turn red.

"COME BACK HERE! YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!"

"It was worth it!"