Technoblade adopts a small orphan child

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They all walk to Hot Topic, with an unfortunate amount of kiosks trying to drag them into an MLM, and not the gay MLM, the shit MLM. They push away and finally arrive, the edgy font blaring out at them.
"Ah, jeez... You really think this is gonna have good clothes, Techno?" Tommy sighs, looking at the mannequins in the window.
"Yea, probably. Also might have second-hand minecraft youtube merch... Who knows~" Techno says back, with the iconic waver at the end of the sentence.
"They better not...!" Dream playfully growls, looking around inside.
"Yea yea... Catch ya nerds later." Techno says, strutting into the store.
"Wait, we ain't goin' with him?" Bad says, looking inside. "I think Hot Topic stuff is alright too..!"
"Well if you wanna go in with him, go and catch up. I ain't goin'." Tommy mumbles, not liking the "pure stupid vibes" coming from the store.
"Alright, I'll see you guys in a few then!" Bad waves, and runs into the store and catches up with Techno.
"Whata buncha nerds." Tommy stretches, then looks at me. "Well, where do you think we should go?"
"Uhhh... I dunno. I bet there are those weird chairs that massage you... That sounds nice." I scratch my neck,  thinking of places.
"Boooring. What abooouuuut... You think they have any Supreme type things about?"
"Uhh, I think they might have a Gucci store somewhere..."
"Oh that is 10x better than some fuckin' chairs. Lead the way!" Tommy concludes, letting me lead him to the Gucci store.

-Bbh POV-

I run in after Techno, yelling "WAIT!" to him. He turns around and looks down at me.
"Huh?"
"I decided I'm going with you, muffin."
"'Kay. Whaddya think about this jacket?" Techno shows me a red, fluffy jacket, with a silver zipper and a white pocket on the right.
"Oooh, that looks nice!" I compliment his choice, but he flips it's backwards to reveal a giant Pooh face on it. "Ah... I wish they didn't do this to everything in here. Still pretty nice though!"
"Yea... I bet there's something in here that doesn't make me look like a giant disney advertisement somewhere."
Me and Techno procede to look through two racks of clothes, finding him:
• A black t-shirt that had a small skull on it backwards, probably a missprint.
• A blue and pink baseball shirt that had Eeyore and Piglet sitting together on a stump.
• A red jacket with a gold zipper that didn't have any cheesy logos.

"Good haul for a rack of advertisements and shirts for teenage girls." Techno chuckles holding the bag of clothes outside the store.
"Mhm... where is Tommy and Dream, though?" I look around, and see Techno pull out his phone.
"I'll call 'em and see." He rings Tommy on Discord, and Tommy picks up.
"HEY GUYS!" Tommy shouts at the phone.
"Good grief! Tommy don't shout!" We could hear Dream shout in the background.
"SOOORRRY! Anyways, what's up?"
"Where are you guys?" Techno says monotonley into the mic.
"The GUCCI STORE!!!" Tommy shouts, then laughs his muffins off.
"The fuck? They have one of those?"
"Language..!" I yelp over Techno.
"LANGUAGE MY ASS!!!" Tommy shouts again, causing Dream to tell him off again. Techno opens the map on another tab of his phone. "Be there in a few." He says, and starts walking, hanging up.

-Tommy POV-

After the call from Techno, I put my phone in my pocket and look around again. It was utterly still boring, but it was better than stupid ass chairs.
"Tommy, look at this!" I hear Dream wheezing, while decked over a pair of red and green slides. The pricetag was flipped over, a showed an absolutely absurd 270. Honestly, though, I expected it in the thousands range.
"What the hell?" I grab the pair and look them up and down. "What makes this all 270$ worthy?" Dream was still laughing his arse off, one arm on his knee, the other on the display. I take out my phone, and pose with a selfie of me and the sandles, angling Dream's face out of it, smiling and putting the sandles next to my face. *Snap!* The photo was taken, and the pricetag was visible. I post the image of Twitter with a pole saying:
"Buy them or no"
- Yes
- No

Immediately, votes were very biased to yes, and I was very regretful of this new pole.
"Aye, Dream?"
"Yes, Tommy?"
"How do I file for bankruptcy?"
"Why..?"
"People want me to buy the sandles."
"Why the fuck would you let people force you into buying overpriced, ugly shoes?"
"Content, duh."
"True. Ever thought about going live on instagram?"
"Good idea. Wait, nonono, because people might see your face!"
"Observe!" Dream pulls the drawstrings on his hoodie, and his entire face is covered by the hood.
"Ahhh. 10000 IQ plays, anyone?" I chuckle as Dream's face disappeared. "Anyways, I guess I'll stream it." I say, opening Instagram, and looking around the app. "How the fuck do I go live?"
"Go onto your story and it'll say live somewhere." Dream says, but points at my face instead of my phone, blindly. I press a few buttons and it counts down, sending notifications to people everywhere.
"HEY GUYS, HEY GUYS..." I yell at the camera, grabbing the sandles. "GUCCI!!!" I put them in front of the camera, and could hear Dream wheezing his arse off in the background. People in chat were going mad, half because of the sandles, half because they could hear Dream. Many people were just spamming "LET US SEE DREAM!!!" or "GUCCI!!!"
"Dream, they wanna see you!" I look over at Dream, who was laughing still.
"Noo!" He tugs the strings harder, making a tiny hole where his face once was.
"HaahAAAHH! Okok- Let's fuckin' buy shoes!" I say, walking over to the counter with the shoes, ending the live and putting my phone away. I sigh, putting the shoes on the counter, punching in all my credit details, and getting a bag of ugly, stupid shoes.
"Ready to go?" Dream says, his face finally revealed.
"Yea, let's go." I shake my bag of new shoes and walk towards the exit.

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