Gays
Kyeomie: It's three in the morning....and Hoonie hyung just went into labor
Kyeomie: Me n Chan are in the hospital with Soon, and Hoonie is going through C-Section
Channie: What's funny is how Soonyoung hyung is extremely tired, but managed to stay up due Hoonie hyung yelling at him, and coffee
Hannie: HE IS?
Kyeomie: yup, Soonyoung is freaking out tho
Cheollie: Well then
Kyeomie: How is Jisoo?
Cheollie: ......
Hannie: Bratty
Kyeomie: How bratty?
Hannie: Um
Cheollie: He had a tantrum when we said no more loud music.....
Hannie: And when we didn't give him apples like he wanted...
Kyeomie: Oh......
Cheollie: He was also fighting us, so he wouldn't take his medicine, but in end we promised him some Exo albums.
Hannie: A really bad mistake
Cheollie: Ima go broke later today
Kyeomie: I-
Channie: BABY IS JERE LETS HO MIN
Kyeomie: Bitch can't even type, well I'll see y'all later.
~7 hours later~
Shushu: Was I being exposed by the Jeongcheol couple?
Hannie: Yes
Cheollie: Yup
Shushu: 🖕🏻
Gyu: How is the baby?
Kyeomie: Well he's loud
Kyeomie: Also I figured out the wedding is in two weeks
HaoHao: Damn who is all invited?
Kyeomie: All of us, some family, and and uhhhhh I kinda forgot
Hannie: Who just went broke me and Cheol
Cheollie: Yay
Shushu: I said no you ding dongs, but that the same time I wasn't even out of little space
Hannie: Still broke
Kyeomie: How many albums did y'all buy?
Shushu: 10 half of BTS which have two of our friends and then the other half is of EXO
Kyeomie: I have a friend who is in BTS, but also related to Wonwoo
Wonu: Jungkook, Taehyung, and Jimin
Wonu: Y'all are friends with them, but they're also idols...
Hannie: Yup
Gyu: I thought you went back to sleep
Wonu: Yeah no, Minghao dragged me out today
HaoHao: It was worth it cause I bought him some new clothes :D
HaoHao: You'll be surprised Mingyu
Soon: BITCHES!!!!!
Soon: ISTG I HAVE THE CUTESY BABY WVER
Kyeomie: He can't type either
Channie: Stfu Min hyung
Kyeomie: No
Hannie: Send pictures
Kwannie: I want to see the baby
Nonie: Let's see the baby
Soon: *sends picture*
Hannie: GAH WHAT A FUCKING CUTIE
Cheollie: Ha looks like a mini Jihoon
Hoon: Oh shut up you big doof
Cheollie: No
Hannie: Cheol
Cheollie: Sorry
Hoon: 🖕🏻