For those who simp for Leroy, I have drawn him again. I won't remove the other drawing and I'll put the new one in this chapter.
Also I can't tell y'all how much I appreciate you guys, I read all of y'alls comments, even the ones on chapter one where I called y'all bitches. But, I love y'all, hope you enjoy this chapter. :P
"Sir, you need to see this."
"What do you mean there's another one!?"
"He's supposed to be the only one!"
"Contact the council, there's been a glitch in the system."
"I DON'T CARE WHO YOU HAVE TO HURT, GET THAT SPAWN OUT OF THIS WORLD OR EVERYTHING WILL BE RUINED!"
I sneezed and almost fell over, "damn, someone has got to be talking mad shit about me." Lee chuckled before swinging his pick at a chunk of coal.
I wandered away from him in search of iron and hopefully diamonds. I remember what Lee asked me when I told him that I wanted to go mining.
"Babe, you basically have a sugar daddy, you don't have to go mining." He teased while making cookies in a frilly pink apron. "But I want to." He shrugged, "alright, after cookies though."
I smiled at the memory before out of the corner of my eye I saw an oak wood fence, I gasped at seeing an abandoned mineshaft. A faint sense of déjà vu washed over me as I walked down the forgotten tunnel.
I ran my hand on the wall as I walked, feeling every notch and divot in the ancient stone. I turned the corner and at the end of the hall was a chest in a minecart. "Ooh, piece of candy." I mumbled to myself in excitement.
After tripping on a rock and falling onto the chest I kneeled in front of it and opened it. I pulled out the items and placed them on the floor next to me. I pulled out a torch and placed it next to the items so I could see them better.
A couple of glowing berries, string, some gunpowder, and four emeralds. I held up the emeralds above me while singing a tune (the legend of zelda, opened a chest music) I heard a groan behind me and I whipped around to see a zombie, I yelped and hurriedly picked up the items before bolting back down the hall.
I chanted a mantra of, 'oh shit!' while running, when I arrived back next to Lee I dropped to my knees and dropped my items, "you good?" He popped his head out from the hole he dug, I nodded while holding up my finger. "There was a zombie, also, I found little glowing berries!" I held them up and they cast a gentle glow on the area.
He gasped while putting his hands on his cheeks, "yo! Those are rare, you found them in a chest, right?" I nodded and handed him one. "They're so pretty.", "yeah, and I think they're edible too." I gasped, "I don't wanna eat them, I wanna plant them and see how beautiful they become!"
Lee shrugged while making an 'okay' sound, before he grabbed all the coal from the ground and put it in his inventory, "hey, I mined too much coal, can you hold some?"
I nodded and grabbed the remaining stack and shoved it in my bag. "There, now let's get out of here." I stood up before dusting myself off and following Lee to the mouth of the cave. When we arrived at the entrance we heard the faint roar of thunder, "it's gonna rain soon, I can smell it in the air."
"How can you smell without a nose?" I poked the spot where his nose should be, "I can smell with my tongue." He blepped and I saw his split tipped tongue, "and I have little nose holes.", "huh, cool." After that we walked out of the cave. "Let's hurry before we get caught in the storm."
(Sometimes I sit and wait for this story to update and then I remember that I'm the author and I have to update it… :| )
~~Time skip~~
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It started to drizzle by the time we walked by a village. Lee had already put his hood up but it only covers so much. "Come on, hopefully we can find some place to stay." I noticed that there were no trees around this village for at least a 30 block gap and torches lined up in neat little rows within the gap.
"It seems these people know about spawn rates, so hopefully they'll let us stay." We walked up to the gate and I banged my fist on it a couple times before pulling back and shaking my now hurting hand. "Who goes there?!"
We both whipped around to the side in shock. There was a guard sitting in a booth looking thing, "oh, just some travelers looking for a place to get out of the rain." He looked us up and down, "any weapons are to be left here while inside the town, after you have given me your swords, axes and/or pickaxes, then you may be let in. You will receive your items back when you leave."
I pulled out the diamond sword that Hero gave me along with the pickaxe that Drax made and the axe that I made after my other one broke and gave them to the clerk. "Please keep them safe, the sword was given to me as a gift." He nodded and pulled out some paper, string, a quill, and an ink pot.
"What's your name?" I raised my brow, "it's (y/n)." He nodded and wrote it down on three pieces of paper then tied one to each tool. He then looked up at Lee, "monsters aren't allowed." Lee's shoulders sank, "oh, sorry. We didn't know that, come on (y/n), grab your stuff and let's go."
I saw him wink at me under his hood, "wait, you can talk?" I nodded and patted his arm, "trained it well, didn't I. I spent years with it, and after it learned that I'm its master it goes with me everywhere! I can't just let my hard work go to waste, can I?" The guard's eyes widened.
"Holy shit, you trained an Enderman?!" I nodded proudly, "I currently have a skeleton that I'm working on back home, but I don't want my most prized possession to die in the rain." I leaned onto the counter and drew circles onto it, "so can I please bring it in, if anything happens then a big, stwong, and bwave knight like you can most certainly handle it."
I saw his face blush and knew that I did my job, "well, it has to leave its pickaxe here." I nodded and stood up straight, and turned to face 'my Enderman', "Leroy, pickaxe." I held out my hand expectantly while mouthing a 'sorry'. He gave a shallow nod then pulled out his pick and placed it in my hand.
I turned back around and placed it down, "smart thing, really. It listens so well that I gave it a name." The guard wrote down Lee's name and placed the pick with my stuff.
"I hope you have a great stay." I nodded, "thank you!" I gave a big smile and walked over to the gate, "Leroy, follow." He then walked after me and stood next to me, and waited as the gate opened and walked in when it opened halfway. After the gate closed and we got past the guard area we started laughing.
"That dude was basically jizzing his pants!" I flipped my hair, "well, all in a day's work, he isn't my type anyway." I looked from building to building for an inn to stay at. "Hey, there's one." Lee pointed out. I looked where he was pointing and walked that way.
"I'll be glad to get out of the drizzle before it turns into a full out storm." He made a noise of agreement as we walked down the road.
When I opened the door and held it open for Lee it made a little ding sound, I turned and saw another clerk sitting reading a book. When they heard the bell they didn't even look away from their book, "hello, thank you for choosing the Sleepy panda inn, how may I help you."
Lee walked up to the counter and rested his hands on it, "hi, a room for two please." That's when they looked up, they heard the beautiful voice of my son and just had to look at who owned it.
And got thoroughly shocked that it was an Enderman. "Ummm, of course. That'll be two emeralds, please." They held out a shaky hand at Lee, "I got it, here." I dug through my bag, pulled out the two shiney rocks and placed them in their hand.
"Thank you, here's your key. The room number is on the fob. Have a nice night." We thanked them and walked up the stairs to the hallway, and started looking for our room.
As we walked down the hall I examined the walls and floor, the walls were a plain oak and the floors were a cold cobblestone. Each door we passed was an oak door with the little windows filled in for privacy, there were lanterns hanging from the ceiling about five blocks apart.
"Here it is, 101. That wasn't that hard to find." Lee unlocked the door and we walked in. I tossed my bag on the floor next to a bed and started taking off my shoes and any extra layers.
Lee did basically the same thing, he took off his belt and his scarf/hood and left it on a hook to dry. I walked to the bathroom and grabbed a towel to dry my hair. "Lee, do you need a towel?" I heard a 'no' from the other room and walked out of the bathroom rubbing my head.
The walls of the room were also oak, but the floor was carpeted with a psychedelic pattern that kinda made my eyes hurt. There was a small kitchen to the left of the door and the bathroom was on the right.
The bathroom was a small room with a shower bath, toilet and sink. The walls were a solid grey with tiled floor.
"I don't think many of the villagers in this town have seen monsters, y'know, since that clerk was shaking in their boots." Lee shrugged his shoulders, "maybe but damn did they look up fast when I spoke. If I was human they probably would've started flirting with me. I wouldn't feel the same though."
I sat down on my bed and laid the towel around the back of my neck, "what do you mean by that?" He sat down across from me, "I feel little to no sexual attraction to people. I don't like the idea of having sex, makes me uncomfortable. I will cuddle though."
He laid down on his back, "I think I'm asexual, but I don't really know." I smiled at him even though he couldn't see it, "your little feeties are hanging off the bed."
He lifted up his leg to look at his nub, "I'm just a long boi.", "yup, the longest of bois." I smiled bigger. He sat up and puffed out his chest, "I am the King of the Long Bois." I tossed my hands up, "ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY LONG KING!"
We both laughed and I plopped back onto my bed, "I hope we don't have any neighbors." Lee chuckled while resituating himself, "if we do, sucks for them."
I giggled sleepily and grabbed a pillow, hugging it. "I can't wait to get home." Lee sighed, "yeah, I can't wait either." I slowly drifted off to him rambling, I think about our sheep or maybe the garden, I dunno.
I heard someone saying something but I couldn't understand it, it was too faint, too muffled. It didn't sound like anyone I know though, slowly but surely the words got clearer.
"There's only supposed to be one spawn, where could this other one have come from!?" Who were they talking about, I'm the only spawn I know.
"What would you like to be done, your majesty?" That person didn't sound like Hero or Libelle, so there must be another royal somewhere.
"... eliminate them."
I was shaken awake from my weird dream by Lee, "hey, it's morning, get ready so we can go home." I let out a sleepy hum while slowly sitting up, letting my legs hang over the side of the bed.
I zoned out staring at the floor when Lee tapped me, "hey, you're doing the sleepy stare. Come on, get up." He hooked his arms under my armpits and stood me up. I leaned onto him, trying to go back to sleep.
He saw that I wasn't completely there yet so he grabbed my stuff and piled it on my bed while I stood swaying back and forth.
He walked over to the kitchen and searched the small fridge, and pulled out some ingredients to make (f/b). After a while the smell of my favorite breakfast wafted to my nose, I wobbled to the kitchen while rubbing my eyes.
"Lee?" I heard a hum, "is there a royal besides Hero and libelle?" I heard him flip something and a sizzle, "yeah, he's the king of the overworld, his name is Notch. We're actually in one of the towns that border his kingdom."
I hummed before sitting down on a chair. There was a table in the kitchen that I didn't notice last night but it's just an oak table with oak chairs. Just two chairs, not enough room for four.
Lee placed a plate of (f/b) in front of me and I thanked him with a sleepy smile as I began to cut up and/or scoop up my food.
As I ate I woke up more and more and I noticed something, "hey, Lee?" He hummed, "why do you cook for me?" He paused and slowly chewed his mouthful in thought, "I don't know, I guess I feel like I have to repay you somehow for being my friend without any judgement."
I grabbed my chest, "oh Lee. You don't have to repay me, cause I kidnapped you against your will. So it might be Stockholm syndrome." He furrowed his brows at me, "how do you even know what Stockholm syndrome is?" I shrugged.
"The inner workings of my mind are an enigma." He snorted at my little spiel and took another bite of his food. I reached for my cup and spilled the glass of milk that sat on the table for Lee to sippy.
We both stared at it like the disappointment it was before I sighed and got up, "I'll go get a towel." I walked to the bathroom and looked for the poor unsuspecting victim to soak up the milk with. I hummed a little tune to myself (the Jaws theme btw) and grabbed a towel.
I walked back to the kitchen to see Lee still eating but he stood the milk glass back up and poured him some more. "Why was your glass on my side of the table, anyways?" I tossed the towel onto the ground and shoved it back and forth with my foot because I didn't feel like bending over.
Lee huffed dramatically, "well I didn't know that I couldn't put my glass over there, why didn't you try not to knock over my glass with your stubby arms." I coughed a laugh, "st-stubby! You with your noodle arms, slenderman lookin, taking the cats out of trees cause you can reach five extra feet lookin ass."
He let out a cackle and slammed his hand on the table while laughing. I crossed my arms with a fake pout and kicked the milk towel at him. He clapped his hands while letting out a laugh that sounded like a spray bottle.
He had little tears pooling in the corner of his eyes from laughing so hard, "how do Enderman tears work, ain't they water?" He shrugged while catching his breath, "I dunno, I don't think it's water though." He wheezed.
I started pushing his shoulder, "breathe man, breathe!" I pushed him with each word making him laugh more. He soon stood up and walked away from me, "I'll be right back, I need to go cAlm down or else I'll pass out." He stumbled to the bathroom and I just heard faint but loud laughter coming from inside.
I giggled to myself and started cleaning up breakfast while humming a song to myself. I set the dishes in the sink and pulled on some gloves cause, ew. I turned on the water as hot as possible and started scrubbing them nasty bastards.
After washing and pulling off the claustrophobia-inducing gloves I started cleaning up what all we moved or got out, mostly because I needed something to do. Lee walked out of the bathroom and walked over to our hanging clothes to feel how dry they were.
"They're kinda damp, but they'll dry as we move. Let's get ready." I smiled and grabbed my clothes, "you took a while in the bathroom, are you okay?"
"Can't a man use the bathroom in peace?" He pulled on his scarf, "well you took a while so I guess you got flustered by my unfathomable beauty." I bit my lip and raised my brows at him. He looked at me with a face of disgust, "respectfully, ew. No. You ugly."
I cackled at him, stopping in the middle of pulling on my shirt to basically fall onto my bed. He crossed his arms when I started kicking my feet, "what are you, five?" I shook my head no as I struggled to pull on my sweater with a deep breath to try and calm myself.
After I calmed down and we got redressed Lee locked the door behind us and we made our way down the hall. As we walked past the clerk desk some dude bumped into me, I apologized but he had some off vibe about him.
I pulled my arms in and hugged myself, Lee noticed that I was off immediately, "you okay?" I shook my head, "that guy gave me a weird vibe, I don't like it." He hummed in thought but didn't bring it up again.
"I miss my bed, hopefully we can get home soon!" I squeal as I stretch. The path was more crowded than last night but people avoided us because of Leroy. "Man, people really don't like you." He shrugged, "one of the good things about being an Enderman I guess."
"Yeah, besides being a tall boi." He chuckled which turned some heads but they instantly turned back around once they saw who laughed. "Damn, some of these people are so damn thirsty." He rose his brow in confusion, "they keep turning everytime you talk or laugh, it's like they're expecting some big bulky hunk to be standing here."
"Yeah, that does make them sound pretty thirsty."
As we walked down the street with people rushing out of the way to not touch the towering form that is Leroy. But little did we know that there was a person jumping from rooftop to rooftop.
Watching us.