Hi everyone! This week's imagine is a funny story that I came up with with my bestie evelync1313! It's a bit fluffy but it's got a lot of humor to it too! I hope you all enjoy! 😄
Summary: Kévin does a lie detector test with Levi (yours and Aryia's son), but it seems to reveal more secrets than he wants to know
Warnings: Dirty Pick-Up-Line, Sexual Implications
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It was another ordinary day at the KRAC House. Reggie as streaming on Twitch, Cassie was out walking Myla, Aryia was eating lunch in the kitchen and Kévin and Levi were watching TV in the living room. At least... that's what you thought your baby boy was doing with his uncle Kévin.
"What're you guys up to?" You asked the YouTuber as you walked into the living room, having just finished organizing your wardrobe.
"Oh, nothing much, just filming a video."
"What video?" You pried deeper, curious as to why Kévin was on his laptop with Levi - hoping that they weren't watching something too inappropriate for a four-year-old.
"A lie detector video!" Levi piped up.
In that moment, you went into full-on protective mother mode. "I will not have my son hooked up to a machine like some sort of lab rat!"
Hearing the commotion, your boyfriend emerged from the kitchen while stuffing his face, with the bowl of cereal he was carrying.
"What's going on?" He asked between bites, almond milk dripping down his chin.
"Kévin was about to hook Levi up to the lie detector!!" You informed Aryia in a panic, looking up at him as you took the pulse monitor off Levi's tiny fingers.
"Relax, Y/N. It's okay, I gave him permission."
"Yeah, but I don't want Levi to get hurt!"
"He's not gonna get hurt."
You felt tears welling up in your eyes. "But he's my baby and..." You cupped your hand up to Aryia's ear "what if he tells Kévin about something he might have seen or heard us doing and people take it the wrong way?"
Aryia's face went a bright red. "You have a point." He whispered back.
As Kévin continued to set up for his video, Aryia hurriedly slammed his bowl on the coffee table.
"On second thoughts Kévin, maybe this wasn't such a good idea."
"But- the video..."
"I'll film one with you later."
"Why're you so against the idea now, bro? You were all for it when I brought it up yesterday..."
"Just put it this way: I don't need people knowing what Y/N an I talk about or get up to when we're alone."
Kévin's eyes went wide as his face went red and Levi just sat, curiously watching the scene.
"I didn't mean it like that!" Aryia tried to explain. "Sometimes we just flirt and stuff and... and-"
"Levi walks in on you?" He pointed at Levi who was picking up different parts of the lie detector to see what they would do.
Aryia mentally facepalmed in embarrassment and sighed as he looked at his son. "Yeah... He's troublesome... just like his mother..." The musician admitted, picking up his bowl of cereal and taking another bite from his spoon.
You looked up from where you were fluffing up the cushions on the other couch, a wild-looking glint in your eyes. "Aryia Emrani what did you just say about me?"
Aryia looked up, and after seeing the glint in your eyes, he slowly began to back up against the wall.
"You better run, bro." Kévin warned him, though by the time he had, Aryia was already outside by the pool as he continued to run away, still carrying his precious cereal bowl.
"Get back here you rat!!" You yelled, running after him with the intention of getting back at him by jokingly slapping him or pouring his cereal over his head.
Kévin and Levi watched as the two of you ran around the pool and down the stairs towards Reggie's garden. They then slowly looked at each other.
"You still up to film the video?"
Your son nodded eagerly.
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Kévin hadn't realized it until he started recording, but as soon as everything was set up, he knew that by interviewing Levi, he was going to get some good, quality content. The two high-fived as Kévin introduced your son to members of the Bub Nation who didn't know who he was, and thus, they began the questioning process.
"Alright, so, my first question is... do you like living in the KRAC House?"
Levi smiled. "Of course! Cuz I live with Momma, Papi, Auntie Cassie, and my favorite Uncle Kévin." Realizing he had forgotten to mention the pets and Reggie, Levi added them into his answer as well "Oh, and Ronnie, Rémy, 2Chainz, Myla, Zeke... and I guess stinky Uncle Reggie too."
"Yeah, Uncle Reggie's pretty stinky, isn't he?"
Levi nodded excitedly. "Yeah, he smells of dirty socks and old gone-off cheese."
Kévin burst into a fit of laughter. Levi was such an honest child - even the lie detector showed it.
The funny moment was broken when the two boys heard you continue to chase Aryia outside. Levi peeked over the couch and Kévin turned around to see the two of you as you continued your little playfight before realizing that they needed to get back to the video.
"Okay, so question number two: Do you want a little brother or sister?"
"Hmm..."
Levi put his hand to his chin, acting a lot like Aryia did when he was deep in thought before pulling on his bottom lip slightly.
"Yeah. But you're like my older brother, Uncle Kévin."
Kévin couldn't help but smile and cry from Levi's answer - it was so cute! 'I might not be a dad, but I'm an uncle and a big brother... if only Levi knew how much this meant to me!'
He wiped his tear-stained eyes. "That's cute. But if you had the choice, would you want a little brother or a little sister?"
Levi didn't need much time to think about this answer. "Both!" He giggled gleefully.
"Well guys, so far Levi hasn't told a single lie." He informed his audience and applauded your son who continued to sit there and smile.
"Alright, next question, and it's a bit funny. Have you ever seen your mom and dad do anything weird?"
"Like what?"
"Like... just something you wouldn't normally see them doing?"
"Well..." Levi began, giggling as he started to recall the memory. "Last week I walked into their room while they were watching TV and hugging on their bed. Daddy was tickling Momma and I heard him tell her how he was lacking Vitamin U and how she didn't have any Vitamin D in her."
Kévin's eyes went wide in shock and he sat there with a flustered expression.
"Papi said it wasn't anything weird when I asked him about it though... so I guess they were just having grown-up talk."
Was this really what you and Aryia did when you thought that nobody else was around?
Most likely. You were a couple after all.
The YouTuber would be lying is he said he didn't expect you and Aryia to have intimate relations when you were alone, but he never expected your relations to be this intimate after Levi was born. And he certainly hadn't expected Aryia to use a pick-up line like the one he had chosen. Kévin hadn't expected something like this from his best friend after he had announced that he was finished with SimpleSexyStupid, but was he really still so dirty-minded?
"What's wrong Uncle Kévin? Why aren't you saying anything?" Levi prodded his favorite uncle on the shoulder, looking for an answer.
"We'll be right back after a commercial break."
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The next week, Levi's exposed video was finally out. You had only noticed this after seeing the notification pop up on your Twitter feed. Despite how annoyed you were at Kévin for filming the lie detector video with your baby boy, you thought that the questions couldn't be too bad, so later that evening, you laid in bed with Aryia to watch your roommate probe your son for the truth.
You just hadn't expected the third question or the answer Levi had given to it.
"KÉVIN! YOU ARE SO DEAD!!"
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I hope that everyone's having an amazing day and that you enjoyed the new imagine! I know I said I'd post the moving day fanfiction this week but it's not finalized just yet since it's almost 20 pages long, but I'll try and get it out by next Wednesday! 😄
In the meantime though, please feel free to leave a review or request below as I would love to write more requests like this one and read what you guys like about my stories 😊
See you all next Wednesday with a new imagine 😄