How we should react to everything

My Llama dies on Crossy Road

Me at lunch table: FGJFJGSCKFYFTSUYDYRFIYKXTDDULDRYFLUYRF.GHDKTY,CHF,DLUTCHTLVXKYFCKHFCHLGCHFCKHFCKFHCGHCJG,VLUCKHFCUGFLUGLUCLRYDYKFCKYCHFJVLGJCUTLFUTULCYULCCTUTUFLTUFLUFTTDLUUTLCLULDLUTLDUTDLTUDUTLFUTJLHFUDUTLDUTDTULULTFUTFLUGVLGUFLUTFUOT!!!!!!
I'm glad your llama died
Me: *starts unzipping shoe* Do you want me to throw my shoe at you? My llama died, and your *bad word* glad?! DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!!!!
I'm glad..... AHHHHH
Me: *gets up and walks over to where he is sitting, then starts hitting him*