Piko's pov
I'm excited, today I'll be bringing my very attractive humanoid plant to burger king. I drove her there like the gentleman I am in Fukase's clown car which I totally didn't steal from him, she kept pulling her hood over her face for some reason and saying that this was embarrassing but she's probably just trying to joke with me. I Mario Kart drifted across the streets, there were these funky lights above us that were red and green, it's not even Christmas yet so it's confusing why they are decorating already but I don't mind! Once we pulled in I bridal style carried Flower in, "P-Piko can you please put me down..." She's such a tsundere trying to act all tough, she's so cute!
I got in line, we were getting started, people can be so jealous! Once we got to the counter I ordered a kids meal, i personally think it's discrimination to keep the crown things for just the kids meal but they keep ignoring my change.org petitions to make it fair so I'll have to settle for the meal with less chicken nuggets. Flower didn't get anything and just kept apologizing to the cashier for some reason. Once we sat down waiting for our order number to be called Flower was avoiding me and kept staring at her phone, she was red for some reason but I know that girls apply lots of makeup so that's probably what it is. Once I finally got my hands on my chicken nuggets and fries I dug in, who needs your mouth when you have a USB tail that acts as a second mouth or dick? Wearing my crown I pulled a Kirby and sucked everything up, Flower left to use the restroom, I can hear crying from in there but I'll just ignore that.
I can't write this anymore wtf is this 😭