[the chapter beginning a few weeks after Y/n started to live at the smith house thanks to Jerry destroying he's ships. After a few days jerry decided to give the shead in the back yard to Y/n so that he wouldn't have to sleep on the couch (mostly cause he wanted to get rid of him) so the chapter beginning at early in the morning as the Smiths start to have breakfast.]
Rick: come on mo-morty eat up we have to get there quick.
Morty: o-oh jeez Ri-rick.
Beth: really dad you have to take Morty on one of your adventure this early.
Rick: y-yes I do be-beth it super important.
Beth: just please try and be here before evening Morty still has school to attend.
Rick: I sa-said this th- thousands time sh-shcool is useless b-but if that way you want.
Summer: [look away from her phone] hey where is Y/n?
Rick: I'm gue-guessing still in the shed.
Beth: argh I still can't believe you Jerry forcing him to sleep in the shade.
Jerry: [stops playing a game on he's table that all you do is pop a certain color balloon] what? I never force I'm to sleep out there I simply gave him the option.
Beth: and what wrong with him sleeping on our couch?
Jerry: Beth he's a stranger from outer space. We don't know what he will do.
Rick: not th-that it any of my business but yo-you don't have to worry about anything with Y/n. I've known him long enough to know that he wouldn't do anything you don't want to.
Summer: yea pulse he save us remember.
Jerry: so was I!
Rick: yea running to the garage and hide did so much to help.
Beth: don't matter where he came from or what he did he is staying here until he can get a new spaceship.
Jerry: well can't Rick make him one.
Rick: no can do je-jerry I use up all the important parts to make mine.
Beth: so until he can get one he will be staying at our home as our guest [takes a plate and starts to leave]
Jerry: where are you going with that?
Beth: I'm going to bring it to Y/n I'm sure he's hungry and I rather he feels welcome.
[Beth leave to the back yard as she goes the shed and opens the door but find it empty. She looks around the shed for a little bit as her foot touches something hard. Looking down she noticed a hatch on the floor. After a few seconds of confusion she opens the hatch and starts to climb down. As she dose she could hear sounds of metal clanging. She finally make it all the way down and somehow there is a whole underground bunker under her shed. She continues to follow the sound around the surprisingly large bunker as she finally reach where the sound was coming from and sees Y/n working on what appear to be a engine as he in frustrated throw a wrench at the wall]
Beth: [gets closer] having trouble?
Y/n: Beth when did you get here?
Beth: just now and I brought you breakfast. [Gives it to him]
Y/n: thank you your to kind.
Beth: So how did you make this huge bunker without us noticing.
Y/n: Rick help me said it was Ok.
Beth: [sighs] of course he did. So what are you working on.
Y/n: well this [point at the thing he's been working on] is supposed to be the navigation system but it's busted. I waisted so much money on this hunk of junk.
Beth: I'm sure you'll make it work.
Y/n: it not that it doesn't work it's all this stress that bugging me.
Beth: [softly] I can give you stress relief.
Y/n: did you say something?
Beth: [blushing] nope nothing.
Y/n: ah then must be losing my mind by being down here for so long.
Beth: then maybe you can help me with something.
Y/n: sure better then try to fix this piece of shit.
Beth: my dad is always taking Morty off to some "adventure" god knows where in space and it will make me feel a lot better if you where to go with them to make sure he's ok.
Y/n: are you sure? I mean I'm practically a stranger to you.
Beth: yea you've been here long enough to get a Idea to what your like and I get the impression that you'll make sure there safe.
Y/n: [smiles] thank beth and sure I'll go with them.
Beth: [smiles] thank you Y/n
Y/n: no problem beth.
[Cut to Rick and Morty on ricks spaceship with Y/n on the backseat]
{What the ship looks like}
Rick: so not th-that I minded b-but why did you came with us Y/n.
Y/n: beth said that it would be good to stretch my legs a bit and what's better then a adventure with Rick.
Morty: s-so you used to go on adventure with my grandpa Y/n?
Y/n: sure did we went all around the galaxy.
Morty: co-cool can you tell me some stories.
Rick: me-meaby later Morty were here.
[Morty turn to see where the lands and notices is almost identical to a gas station.]
Morty: a-a gas st-station?
Y/n: yep not all places out here are thing you see on the movie. Some Places look just like the thing on earth.
[They enter the gas station as Rick went to discuss something with the store owner with Y/n as Morty explore the store]
Rick: Look, I'm not paying 70 smidgens for a broken defraculator,
Alien: That is multiphase quantum resonator,
Y/n: Well, does it defraculate?
Alien: Fuck no.
Rick: Then -- then -- then it's a broken defraculator,
Alien: Like you two would even know dick about fraculation! Your planet just got cellphones, and the coverage still sucks!
Rick: Yeah, yeah, and your species eat sulfur, So, let's say 60 smidgens, I tell you what -- I'll do you a favor, I'll throw in a fart,
[Morty come up to the counter nervous]
Morty: Hey, uh, Rick, um, you think maybe I could get something from this place, like a souvenir, like, just to have ---like, something cool, you know?
Rick: Not here, Morty, We'll stop somewhere else, because, you know, there's always another pawn shop,
Morty: Oh, okay, I just, um -- you know,I thought that robot over there looked pretty cool, you know?
[Morty points to the obvious sex robot]
Rick: Oh, it looks cool, huh? That's why you want it?
Morty: Yeah! You know, I mean, it's different from the stuff on earth, and, you know, you take me to all these crazy places across the galaxy, and, you know,I don't really have anything to to remember all those trips by,It'd be kind of cool, like a souvenir,
You know, like, what if you passed away or died or something?I wouldn't even have anything to remember all the cool stuff we did, you know?
Y/n: let him have it Rick what's the work it could happen.
Rick: Okay fine , 60 for the resonator, and my grandson wants the sex robot.
[Cut back to the Smiths house as the family is eating lunch with Y/n but Morty is missing as loud creaking could be hear from he's room]
Summer: So, we're just going to pretend this isn't happening? I'm not saying that's a bad idea -- just asking,
Jerry: Rick, why would you let Morty bring that thing into our house?!
Rick: I don't know, What do you want from me?He thi-- he thou-- he thou-- he th-- he thought it looked cool, You know what I mean?
[Morty comes running down stairs in he's underwear and sweaty as he grabs a carton of orange juice and drinks it all.]
Morty: Whew![ Gulping ] Ahh, All right, Back to -- back to -- b-back upstairs,
[ Footsteps depart, door closes in distance ]
[ Rhythmic creaking ]
Jerry: Well, I'm intervening.
Beth: Intervening with puberty? You'll turn him into Ralph Fiennes in "Red Dragon," He's at that age, Let's just be proud of him,
Summer: Jesus, Did I really set the bar that low?
Morty: Um, Rick, Y/n could you come with me, please -- q-quickly?
Beth: Okay, now if we hear squeaking, we intervene,
[ Warbling ]
Rick:Where's the sex robot, Morty?
Morty: That is Gwendolyn -- I-I mean, the robot! She started beeping and then transformed and tried to fly away!
Y/n: Strange -- that's usually the man's job, You know what I'm talking about right Rick.
Morty: Wubba-lubba-dub-dub? [ Laughs nervously]
Rick: Morty that's my catchphrase, remember? Remember -- remember how I -- how I cemented that catchphrase?
Morty: RICK!
Rick: All right, All right, seriously, though, let me grab this thing, [ Grunts as he jumps onto the robot ] Come on, you,rascal,
[Do to the noise Beth, Jerry and Summer came rushing to the room]
- Beth: Okay, unacceptable! - Oh,
Jerry: What is going on?
Rick: All right, Uh-oh,
Beth: "Uh-oh"? What is that?!
Y/n:I think Morty's robot was designed for more than long weekends,
Gwendolyn: Genetic compiler, incubation chamber. [The robot shuts out a baby and returns back to normal]
[Rick open a panel and starts hacking the robot.]
Rick: Yep, This here's some kind of baby maker, and that there's half Morty, half [ Burps ] Who -- who knows wh-what? It's my bad, guys, I'll -- I'll take care of it, [takes out a gun and points it at the baby]
Summer: Grandpa Rick, no, no!
Jerry: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Beth: Dad, What do you think you're doing?!
Rick: Hey, listen -- you guys quarantined the house when Summer brought olives back from Mexico, I mean, this thing could grow to the size of Delaware, I mean, it might eat brains and exhale space aids,We got to be careful,
Morty: I lost the chance to be careful, Rick, I'm a father now! [Cradle he's new baby]You know, it's time for me to be responsible, Isn't that right.
Rick: Don't name it,
Morty: Morty Jr ,?
Rick: Oh, crap he named it.
Y/n: shit name to.
Beth: Well, dad, it's a living thing, and it's half human,
Jerry: And it was born on American soil, which entitles it to --
Beth: Jerry, majoring in civics was your mistake, Don't punish us for it.
Rick: Fine, I'm gonna take this thing to my workshop and do a little bit of investigating, [grabs the sex robot] Do not let that thing out of your sight, It looks harmless now, but it could grow into something dangerous,
Jerry: Like the Insane Clown Posse.
Rick: Yeah, Good one, Jerry, 2003 just called, It wants its easy target back,
Morty: Ohh, He's like a little me! Y-you don't think he'll turn into a monster,do you?
Beth: They always do,
Jerry: Hey, uh, 1995 called! They want their "Certain year called wanting its 'blank' back" Formula back!
Beth: Why, Jerry? Why expend the effort?
Jerry: Life is effort, and I'll stop when I die!
[Cut to the garage as summer and Y/n enter to see Rick working Gwendolyn]
Rick: Out,
Summer: Whatcha doin'?
Rick: Well, I can't solve the problem my way, thanks to your family's primitive biological hang-ups, Gross, I might have just touched one of Morty's loads, But maybe I can find suitable parents for Morty Jr, on this robot's home world, which is... Gazorpazorp in the Andromeda system, Scoot, Summer,
- Summer: Don't you need a new companion now that Morty's in the family way?
Rick: Y/n is coming with me and I don't do adventures with chicks, Summer,
Summer: Oh, right -- because there's something about having a wiener that would make me better at walking through a hole?
[Rick open a portal as a alien grabs summer]
Alien: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Rick: Oh, crap,
Y/n: summer!
Summer: Y/n! Grandpa Rick! Ugh! Help! Help! Aah! Aah!
[ Roars ]
Summer: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Y/n, Grandpa Rick!
[ Y/n and Rick go trough the portal as Y/n quickly take out one of he's guns and shoots the alien]
Rick: Still think it's a good idea to go through holes without a wiener?
Summer: [y/n helping her up] I want to go home,
- Rick: Yeah, no duh,
???: Ugh!
Summer: [ Gasps ]
[ Rick and Y/n turn to see a army of the same alien as the All snarl]
Y/n: never a dull moment with you Rick [presses a button at the back of he's neck as he's helmet covers he's faces as he takes out he's other gun]
Rick: Great, now I have to take over a whole planet because of your stupid boobs.
[Cut back to the smith house as Morty is helping Morty jr walk as beth and Jerry watch]
Jerry: You're doing great Morty,
Morty: Really? You think? I mean, I'm not doing much of anything, What do I do if it cries?
Beth: Then you put it down and let it cry itself out,
Jerry: Yeah, right, We tried that technique on Summer, and she's gonna end up stripping, Isn't she? Yes, she is, She's gonna strip for attention because she was denied it.
Beth: Stop filling it with your own insecurity,You're gonna turn it into Morty -- uh, mm -- more -- more -- more -- more of you,
Jerry: Well, we can't all be raised like reptiles by a mentally ill scientist,
[Morty Jr. belches fire]
Jerry: What the -- aah! Aah!
[ Crying ]
Beth: Listen to me, I am not rewarding this behavior.
Morty: Knock it off, both of you! G-give me him! Give me my baby! [Grabs Morty jr] You're both nuts! I'm gonna raise Morty Jr, myself! [Morty looks at Morty jr and starts signing to him] ♪ Where's your hands? ♪ ♪ There's your hands ♪ ♪ And that's how we play handy hands ♪
Jerry: Oh, you are going to ruin that kid, Morty,
Beth: At least we can agree on that.
[Cut back to Rick, Y/n and summer as they manege to get a tent as Rick searches for parts in a pile of sex robots]
Alien: [snarls as he drops more sex robot]
Y/n: Thanks, dum-dum,
[ The alien looks at summer as he snarls and tries to get close to her only for Y/n to put a gun to he's head]
Y/n: I said, "Thanks, dum-dum," Go get more,
[The alien leave while glaring at Y/n]
Rick: Summer, put your burka on!
Summer: That burka is a human-rights violation, and I spent a lot on this top,
Rick: Look, I'm trying to repair a p-portal gun with a bunch of sex-doll parts, and I it doesn't help that there a army of horny monsters outside wanting to tear you in two so the least you could do is be ashamed of your gender.
Summer: Ugh, What's the deal with this place? Why is it such a sausage planet, and how did such backward idiots invent robots?
Y/n: Obviously, at some point, the Gazorpians became so evolved that they replaced females with birthing machines, it actually pretty comen.
Rick: The resultant lack of distraction and hen-pecking allowed them to focus entirely on war, so they bombed themselves back to the stone age, and now they just fight with each other over fake pussy with sticks and rocks all day long.
Summer: You think it's efficient to get rid of women?
Rick: You ever see a line for the men's room?
Y/n: not the argument I had in line.
Rick: Are you hear-- do you li-- do you hear me, Summer?
[ Rick and Y/n turn to see summer missing as the run out side to look for her the spot her looking at the sky as hundred of sex robots drop]
S.R: Droppin' loads,
All S.R: Droppin' loads! Droppin' loads.
Rick: The plot thickens,
[ The sex bit droop from the sky as all the alien pouns on them like hungry animals as they start having sex with the robot]
Rick:Uh, you might want to cover your eyes, Summer,
Summer: Yeah, like it was my dream to watch, [turn to Y/n and quietly] meaby not with them.
[ The alien keep having sex with the robot until the get tired as the one that survived start to flote away.]
Rick: Summer, Y/n grab -- grab hold,
[Rick jumps on one of the robots as summer and Y/n do the same]
Rick: Aaaah!
Summer: Grandpa Rick, where are we going?
Rick: Well, obviously, Summer, it appears the lower tier of this society is being manipulated through sex and advanced technology by a hidden ruling class, Sound familiar?
Summer: [ Gasps ] Ticketmaster,
[After a while the robots took the tree to a hidden civilization inside a mountain as the land they get surrounded by females Gazorpians with spears to there neck.]
Y/n: woah, woah we mean you no harm.
Rick: Oh, there -- there we go, Summer,Hey -- hey, brother,BHey, bro, Nice racket you got going on here, Listen, I'm Rick Sanchez from Earth dimension C-137, we Come in peace, It's all cool in the, uh --
Y/n: Good in the neighborhood?
Rick: yes that is what I was trying to come -- is what I meant,
Summer: Oh, I get it -- the old "behind-every-great-man Amazon twist,"
Gazorpian: Silence!
Rick/Y/n: [ Choking ]
[One of the Gazorpian women started to force shock the but after a while she left the go.
Rick/Y/n: [ Coughs ]
Gazorpian: Your slave is ill-mannered,
Summer: My slave?
Gazorpian: We assume you are from a more primitive world, where men are still permitted to be servants,If he is a rogue male, tell us now [to Rick] and we will kill him,
Summer: He's my slave,He's my slave, He's definitely my slave.
Rick: [ caught ] Ugh! Ohh! Oh-ho-ho!Oh, boy, What's the opposite of "Wubba-lubba-dub-dubs"?Am I right, ladies and gentlemen? Are you guys kidding me?
Gazorpians: And what about this one [point at Y/n] he seems to young and armed to be a simple slave.
Summer: uh, h-hes my sex slave.
Everyone: sex slave?
Summer: uh yeah, when I'm traveling across the galaxy I usually have some needs that he fulfills plus he's my body guard.
[The Gazorpians guard look at summer with suspension but after a few seconds the shrugs and let Y/n]
[Cut back to Earth with Morty, beth and Jerry as there in the living room with Morty taking care of Morty Jr]
Morty: Oh, Morty Jr,! you're gonna be a special little guy, aren't you?You -- oh, yeah, You're my special little guy, Ohh, Ohh! Ha ha!
Morty Jr: Da,
Morty: What was that,Morty Jr,? Were you gonna say, "Dada"? - Say, "Dada,"
Morty Jr: Death!
Morty: "Dada,"
Morty Jr: Damnation!
Morty: Um,"Dada"?
Morty Jr: Destruction, Domination,
Jerry: [ Clears throat ] Nice.
[Cut back to Rick, Y/n and summer as there taking a guided trough the city]
Gazorpian PA System: The spider in sector "C" is still alive, Plan your route accordingly and expect delays, We're not telling you what to do, We're just sharing how we feel, And now weather -- is anyone else cold, or is it just me?
[After the tour the Gazorpians guards to the tree of the to a throne room]
Mar-sha: grettings I am Mar-sha, ruler of Gazorpazorp, I am here if you need to talk,
Summer: What is this place?
Mar-sha: Paradise. We built it during the great passive-aggression, when the females separated from the males due to their increasingly destructive behavior, [to another Gazorpians] I am here if you need to talk.
Summer: I am here if you need to talk,
Mar-sha: From here, we dispense mechanical surrogates to maintain our population, Fertilized surrogates are returned here to our nursery, The females are placed into educational programs where they can discover a service to our paradise that fulfills them most, Males....they get to play outside.
Summer: That was just a baby,
Mar-shaAnd within a day, he'll be an adult male Gazorpian, one of the most aggressively violent creatures in the universe,
Rick: Wait a minute, We're here because a male Gazorpian was born on our planet,
Summer: You speak when you're spoken to, ding-a-ling! [Summer smack Rick on the side of the head] It's true, though -- one of your babies was born on earth,
Mar-sha: Are you the ruler of this Earth?
Summer: How did you know?
Mar-sha: The quality of your top,
Summer: Do you love it?
Mar-sha: I love it,
Gazorpian:I'm here if you need to talk,
Mar-sha: I'm here if you need to talk,
Summer: I'm here if you need to talk,
Mar-sha: If the Gazorpian is male, your earth is in grave danger, We will give you passage back home so it can be terminated, But first, Mojitos,
Y/n: We don't have time for Mojitos,
-Summer: You are insulting them,
- Rick: we don't care, Summer! This place is the worst! I want to go home!
Y/n: not the way I would put it but we need to get back to Earth and deal with Morty jr.
Mar-sha: awful name.
Y/n: I know right, and I would just like to say you have a beautiful kingdom.
Mar-sha: thank you male human, I wish all male's were as polite as you.
Summer: Well, it really doesn't matter what you want, because this is a sane place where women rule,
Rick: Yeah, You know what I have to say about that?
[ Rick started Farting showing everyone]
Everyone: [ All gasp ]
Mar-sha: I cannot believe my ears!
Rick: [ Farting continues ] Whoo, boy! Who let the frogs out, huh?
Summer: Grandpa!
Gazorpian:Grandpa?
Gazorpian: That sounds patriarchal!
Gazorpians: It means "Father of fathers,"
Mar-sha: Then this two are not your slave, and your Earth is yet another planet dominated by men,
Rick: It's not dominated by us, okay? On Earth, men and women are equals.
Summer: Equals?! We make 70% of your salary for the same job!
Y/n: I know that sounds bad but that has more and complicated variables then just being man or women.
Mar-sha: Seize them!
[They quickly get surrounded]
Y/n: Whoa!
Rick: Was this really the time to make that point, Summer?
[Cut back to Earth with Morty and Morty jr in the living room as the ladder is drawing something on the floor]
Morty Jr: This is for you, daddy [hand Morty the drawing he was making]
Morty: Oh, man! Um, okay, listen to me, Morty Jr, i've got to tell you something very important, okay? killing is bad, bad!
Morty Jr: [giggles]You're silly, daddy,
Morty: No, Morty Jr, I'm being serious, okay? you need to put your energy into something else, I mean, what about dancing? Would you like to learn how to dance?
Morty Jr: I'd like to dance, on the graves of my enemies
Morty: Ohh! No, Morty Jr,!
Morty Jr: [while ignoring Morty Morty jr look out the window and sees people walking around] Daddy, can I go outside?
Morty: No! Absolutely not!
Morty Jr: But that's where all the people and the animals are,
Morty: Yeah, but you can't go out there because the air is poisonous for you, you will die, you'll die instantly if you ever leave this house, you hear me?
Morty Jr: For real?
Morty: For real times a million, buddy, So, let's just stay inside, and, you know, let's try dancing, right?Look at me, Yay! Look, We're gonna dance, Come on, Join dance with me here, We love to dance.
Morty Jr: Why do we love to dance?
Morty: Because I said so!
[The sudden outburst makes Morty jr Cry and run upstairs]
Beth: Nice,
Jerry: Nice,
[Cut back to Rick, y/n and summer as there in line to receive there punishment]
Gazorpians: [ Indistinct conversations ]
Gazorpian: So, what are you in for?
Rick: Because I got -- I got a big, you know, penis between my legsWhat -- what -- what are you in for?
Gazorpian #2: The worst crime a female can commit,
Mar-sha: Veronica Ann Bennett, I find you guilty of having bad bangs,
Y/n: You ever notice the ones with bad bangs always have three names?
Mar-sha: You are hereby sentenced to the silent treatment!
[ All gasp ]
Rick: Pfft!
Y/n: Really?
Rick: This is gonna be cake,
Veronica Ann Bennett: No, Jackie!
Mar-sha: Rick, Y/n and Summer of Earth, for the crimes of treason against womankind and for creating the sound of which we do not speak because it does not exist, you are hereby sentenced to --
Rick: What, what, what -- a night on the couch?
Mar-sha: death,
- Rick: Ooh, gerp,
Summer: I hate you so much right now.
Gazorpian #2: This will be the first instance of capital punishment in our society in 500 years due to our awesomeness, so we are forced to improvise, We placed a large boulder on that ledge,
Y/n: Holy shit! you're gonna crush us with a boulder?!
Gazorpian #2: No! Stop interrupting!The boulder falls onto a lever that will launch knives,
Rick: What? Just give me a gun, I'll kill myself.
Gazorpian #2: Stop interrupting! The knives will -- fine! You were right the first time, okay? The boulder crushes you,I just didn't want to admit you were right,Happy? No, just ignore them, Ignore them,
Such an asshole,
Rick: Look, I'm sorry, Summer, I feel bad that I let you drag us into this, I wish I could have been a better grandpa to you, and, you know, for what it's worth, that is a really nice, cute top that you're wearing there,
Summer: Top, My top! My top -- the same top you complimented earlier!Look -- look at the tag, Read it.
Gazorpian #2: It says, "Marc Jacobs," Marc? Jacob? These are names of the penis,
Y/n: how would you know? [Summer hits him on the side]
Summer: Yes, An Earth man made this top,Maybe on your planet, separation of the genders is the right thing to do, but on Earth, a certain percentage of our males are born gay, which is why my clothes are better than all of yours,
Y/n: you know a man doesn't have to be gay to make a cute top right.
Mar-sha: [ignoring what Y/n said] A man made something fashionable? [After carefull examination] It's true, and sometimes the truth hurts, but it must be accepted, like if I told you that you're using the wrong color foundation for your skin and it ends at your neck, making you look like a party clown.
Summer: Okay, ouch, Noted, But the fact remains if you impose Gazorpazorp's laws on earth, you're no better than the men whose farts shall remain unspoken, And if you think my top is cute, you cannot execute,
[ All gasp ]
Mar-sha: Very well, Give the Earth people a spacecraft so they may head back to their weird planet, where women are kind of equal but not really,
Y/n: Good job, Summer, and thanks, girls,
Rick: You know, you girls are really something, I'll tell you that,You know when we first got there, I was like -- Give them a ship now,
[Cut back to Earth as Morty walks in the room and sees Morty jr smoking
Morty: Morty Jr! Smoking?! that is not okay!
Morty Jr: What are you gonna do? ground me? I can't go outside anyway!
Morty: So what?! you could do things inside! you could play guitar, you could masturbate.
Morty Jr: I don't wanna masturbate, i want to conquer the planet!
Morty: Oh, here we go again! you know, who do you think is gonna love you if you conquer the planet, Morty Jr,?!
Morty Jr: Love, that's all you care about! what about weapons?! what about domination of the enemy?!
Morty: All right, that's it -- no more History Channel! this TV is for cartoons and video games only!
Morty Jr: I hate video games!
Morty: You take that back! give it to me! (pushes Morty Jr) Ugh! I-I-I didn't mean -- I didn't mean that, I didn't mean to do that, I'm sorry,
Morty Jr: I can't take this anymore! i'd rather breathe poison than live another minute with you!
Morty: No! No, no, no! Stop!
[ Morty jr runs out side and Breathing deeply but after a few seconds and nothing happenings he come to a realization]
Morty Jr:' My life has been a lie, God is dead, The government's lame, Thanksgiving is about killing Indians, Jesus wasn't born on Christmas, They moved the date, it was a pagan holiday! [Runs down the road destroying everything he came across]
- Morty: shit! [Runs back inside to Jerry in he's study] Oh, dad!
- Jerry: Yes, Morty?
Morty: My son is gonna take over the planet, and I am too young to drive! Can you help me get him back?!
Jerry: [ Clears throat ] I suppose, Morty, I suppose, But first, a deep sip from a very tall glass of "I told you so ," [ grabs a empty glass and starts pretending to Gulp something]
Morty: Oh, my god! Please, dad! Come on!
[ Dog barking in distance ]
[Cut to Morty jr as he crashes trough a ware house wall and stops to breathe. He noticed a small radio on a barrel as he turns it one and starts dancing.]
Radio: ♪ Runnin' wild, runnin' hot, burnin' inside ♪ ♪ With the youth in the blood and the age ♪ ♪ And the heat and the fire in your pants, open wide ♪ ♪ You're gonna run from the damn cold ♪ ♪ But you can't run from your youth ♪
[ As the music played Morty jr gose on a rampage destroying cars, houses and any property that stud in he's way as Morty and Jerry finally manage to catch up to Morty jr on a car]
Morty: Dad, there he is!
Morty jr: [ Roars as he throws a car with the owner still insid]
Jerry: Oh, god, Hey, stop that!
[Jerry gets out of the car to try and yell at Morty Jr but Morty Jr just grab him and was about to eat him]
Morty: Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Dad!
Morty Jr: [ Roars ]
Morty: Morty Jr, no! It's me! It's dad, It's okay! Put him down Morty Jr, [he ignores Morty as he starts to get close to eating Jerry] No! No! [In a attempt to stop Morty jr, Morty stars singing him a song] ♪Wh-where's your hands? ♪
Morty jr: ♪ Where's your hands? ♪
[Morty jr drops Jerry as he goes to hide a spaceship crashes on he's car as Rick, Y/n and summer come out of the spaceship]
Jerry: My car!
Morty Jr: ♪ And that's how we play handy hands! ♪
Rick: Out of the -- out of the way, Morty! [Point a gun at Morty jr]
- Morty: No! [Gets infron of Morty Jr to protect him]
- Rick: Morty, that's one of the most violently aggressive creatures in the universe!
Morty: He's my son! And if you hurt him, you'll have to kill me, Rick!
Morty Jr: [ Growls ] Dad, I'm so confused!
Morty: I know, Morty Jr, I'm sorry. I ended up lying to you and yelling at you just like my parents did to me, You know, parents are just kids having kids, One minute, you like how a shiny robot looks, The next minute, you're in a fist fight with your alien son,
Morty Jr: I'm an alien?
Morty: We all have bad impulses, bad thoughts, We just have to learn to channel them into something constructive,
Morty Jr: But I want to murder everyone I see!
Morty: Well, you know, I mean, maybe there's a job out there for people that feel that way,
Brad Anderson: Actually, there is, [a man in a suit randomly appears out of nowhere] Hi, I'm Brad Anderson, creator of the nationally syndicated comic strip "Marmaduke," You should consider being a creative, I'm haunted by uncontrollable thoughts of mutilations and sexual assaults on a near daily basis, But, you know, I channel it all into my work.
Morty: Huh, I never got that impression from reading "Marmaduke,"
Brad Anderson: Well, did you get the impression I was trying to make you laugh? [Leaves as he left everyone confused except Jerry]
Jerry: Tell me that wasn't Brad Anderson?
Morty: Aw, see? You hear that, Morty Jr,? maybe you could try being a creative of some kind,
Morty Jr: Maybe! I always have sort of wanted to see my face on the back of a novel, I mean, what I really want to do is slit people's throats, but beyond that,,,
Morty: I know you can do it, son,
Morty Jr: I think it's time I get a place of my own. I promise I'll call you every day, or if I need money or a place to do laundry. [ gives Morty a hug and starts Growling affectionately, accidentally crushing morty]
Morty: Aaaaaaah!
[Cut to later in the evening as everyone is asleep except Y/n and Rick as they just finished fixing up ricks portal gun]
Rick: and [places the finally piece] done.
Y/n: thank god a few more hours and I would be pulling my hair out.
Rick: thanks for helping me fix my portal gun Y/n I know you didn't have to.
Y/n: Rick Sanchez saying thanks to someone the universe must be ending.
Rick: fuck you asshole [laugh] but seriously thank you.
Y/n: eh don't worry about it Rick just returning the favor [starts to walk away].
Rick: yeah just return the favor. Hey when we parted ways did you ever find the guy that turn you into that.
[Y/n Stops on the door way as he looks at he's hand]
Y/n: no never did honestly. It's like he disappeared out of all other dimensions.
Rick: we-well I left you something on the bunker. I-I kn-know you're been stressfull lately.
Y/n: [smiles] thanks Rick.
[Cut to Y/n as he's just got out of he's shower and enters he's room and spots Gwendolyn sitting on he's bed as he smiles]
[Cut to black]
{And that another chapter done let me know what you guys think about it and I will see you all in the next chapter}