A/: As I promised, there will be a bonus!! Enjoy!!
I present to you.....
BROZONE AND KISMET SHENANIGANS✨
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Brozone ordering coffee
"Hi what would you like?" asked the cashier
"Uhh, I'll have the Neapolitan cappuccino, More Cappa than Chino. Make sure it's got no more than 4oz of milk, The beans won't have the right texture otherwise. And make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put Loyd or Toy I hate that. if you can't handle that, I'll have a Venti Traditional Misto. Please use soy milk with two blonde shots, adffogato and Ristretto . I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom. Then add the coffee after. Oh yeah! I will also have a 2/3 caff triple ristretto affogato venti, 2 pump mango 1 pump classic, 2%, mango to the second line, 3 scoops protein, 3 scoops berries, 2 scoop matcha, add banana, double blended, with whip, caramel drizzle, salted caramel topping, vanilla bean frappuccino." Floyd saids.
*Brozone shocked except Branch and Johndory*
"Uhhh ok.. Anyhing else?" Questioned the cashier
"Ah yes ermmm... I'll have a mocha caramel latte-chino
Made with skim milk, no whipped cream
Please put that in a grande cup. But use the same amount of coffee that you'd put into a tall
That way there's about an inch of extra room on top. To stir in my own nutmeg without spilling any coffee at all!" Replied Branch.
*Clay and Bruce jaws drop*
"O-Ok..... Anything else?..." Cashier asked again praying the other order wont be so long
"Oh, we will just have 3 dark coffees just cafiene for one of them please." Said John dory
"I will need some backup on these orders, code 2937" Whispered the cashier.
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Boom is very flirty
"I cant eat this, its too hot!" Floyd says
"Your too hot and I can eat you whole." Said Boom
"Damn!" Clay said
Flustered Floyd rn*
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Boom likes Plan M
"We have to do Plan G" Trickee says
"What happebed to Plan F and M?" Hype asks
"Papa Tricks said Plan F stands for Fail and Plan G stands for Good. Plan M is where Boom marries with Floyd" answered Ablaze."
"I like Plan M" Boom replied
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Everyone hates Creek
"Guys! Guess what happened to Creek" Poppy yells
"Depression?" Boom guessed
"Failure?" Hype guessed
"Was he burned alive?" Branch guessed
"Got kicked in nutts by a little girl?" Clay guessed
"Stupidity?" Trickee guessed
"REJECTED?!" Viva guessed
"Got kicked in the shin?" John dory guessed
"Got thrown off the cliff?" Bruce guessed
"Got robbed then attacked by a group of gansters then got hospalized and got homeless and was in debt because the hospital bill was so expensive?" Ablaze guessed
"He got eaten by the chef because they teamed up and the chef was hungry?" Floyd guessed
"No- But all of that would have been great ANYWHO-"
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Kismet is not ok :D
"Hey Boom I was wondering if-" Floyd about to say
*Sees Kismet drunk doing Karaoke with Branch and Trickee the only ones half drunk and with the last braincell in the whole room right now with Hype's Foot stuck in some toilet they somehow got in the living room with Ablaze's Head stuck in the floor with Boom just singing about how wonderful Floyd is.*
"Never Mind..." Floyd replies
"SAVE US-" Trickee and Branch beg
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Branch's first word causes chaos
"Hey JD" started Branch
"Yes Baby Branch?" John replied
"Im not a baby anymore BUT BACK TO THE TOPIC! What was my first word." Branch questions.
"Oh uhmm... It was mama." John sweats
"AND HE SAID IT TO FLOYD WAAAAAAAA!!!" Clay cries dramatically
"Kinda makes sense-" Branch tries to say.
"I GOT MY HAIR STUCK IN THE OVEN AGAIN!" Bruce yells"
"HOLD ON! IM COMING" Yelled back Branch
"MR. CLAY CMON!!!" Viva tries
"I will help you Branchifer!" Poppy yells folloeing Branch
*Floyd coming in the living room/Kitchen with a laundry basket wewring a apron to see the chaos. John dory and Clay crying dramatically on the floor trying to sacrifice their tears to the demon realm, Branch and Poppy trying to pull Bruce's Hair out of the oven, lastly Viva having a huge sugar rush then dieing onto the ground*
"I LEFT FOR 5 MINUTES-" Floyd scolds them
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Kismet going to therapy
"Name the first thing thing that comes up in your mind" Therapist says
"MURDER!" Hype said
"DEATH!" Ablaze said
"FIRE!" Boom said
"depression." Trickee said
"Yeah.... I dont think we can save these ones." Therapist whispered
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Poppy and Viva trying to convince brozone life is not that bad
"Life is a wonder!" Poppy says
"Never know the answer" Branch replies.
"Nature is a miracle!" Viva tries
"Natural disasters." Clay replies.
"Its good to be alive!" Poppy also tries
"You could wake up with cancer. and dont say your healthy you eat candy 90% of the time.". Bruce replies
"I love this show!" Viva says
"Its the last episode" John dory replies
"But the sun is Shining!" Poppy tries
"Its going to explode" All brozone except for Floyd replies.
"Every species (Viva: Except for Bergens) is beautiful and unique tho" Poppy and Viva try
"Children have malaria thanks to mosquitoes." Floyd yells with c0ffee in his hand.
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Boom taking whats his
"Ok you know what thats it, take whats yours and leave." Branch says
"Ok" Boom replies.
*Boom goes to Floyd and picks him up bridal style exiting the bunker*
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Branch dosent get the pick up line
"Love is a 5 letter word." said Poppy
"Why?" Branch asks
"Because it is incomplete with the letter U" Poppy says
"Lovue? Louve?" Branch confused
"No- Branchy-" Poppy tries
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John dory's "sharp" memory
"I have the sharpest/best memory! Name something I forgot!" John dory says proudly
"You left me at the walmart parking lot 2 days ago" replied Clay
"I did that on purpose try again" said John dory
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Knifes 😃
"WHY DID YOU GIVE TROLLEX A KNIFE?!" Floyd yells
"He felt unsafe" Branch says
"Now I feel unsafe" Complained Floyd
"Sorry, would you like a knife?" Branch replies
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Sexualities?
"What are you drinking?" Hype asks
"Vodka" Boom replied
"Straight?" said Hype
"No, Gay why?" Boom asked
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Trollex is forgetting his Japanese-
"Your starting to forget your japanese Trollex, maybe you should study more." Recommended Floyd
"トロールの卵を持っています " Trollex said
"You just said your having a troll egg-" Floyd replied
"Congratulations Trollex! Your glowing!" Said Poppy excited
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Boom and Floyd can never be alone can they.
"Its beautiful out here!" Floyd smiled
"And quiet." Boom says
"Too quiet.." Both say
*Looks around to see John dory, Poppy, Clay, and Viva riding a bear and a donkey trying to tame it like a horse with everyone else cheering them on. With the Bear growling and almost biting John dory's hands*
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Chickening out
"So... did you kiss Floyd?" Barb asked
"No, the time wasnt right. I wanted our very first kiss to be perfect and amazing." Boom replies
"Awe.. thats so sweet, so did you chicken out like a little bit-" Barb tries to say
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Basic Math👍
"Whats 1+1?" Poppy asks
"2" Hype says
"Whats 1+1?" Poppy asks
"2" Ablaze replied
"Whats 1+1?" Poppy asks
"2" Replied Trickee
"Whats 1+1?" Poppy asks
"3" Boom says calmly
"What/Wait, why?" Everyone asks
"Ok look. MOMMY 1 (Floyd) DADDY IS 2 (Boom) THEY MAKE A TROLL EGG THATS 3. 1+1=3 YOU HEAR ME?!" Boom explains
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What a Surpise!
"Keep your eyes close, I have a suprise~!!" John sings
"Dod you do the dishes?" Floyd asks
"I said surpise, not miracle." John dory replies