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Shocking the Whole Internet...

By ILVPandas02

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Title: Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! Author: Netizen 13/网友十三 Translator/Edi... More

Chapter 1-2
Chapter 3-4
Chapter 5-6
Chapter 7-8
Chapter 9-10
Chapter 11-12
Chapter 13-14
Chapter 15-16
Chapter 17-18
Chapter 19-20
Chapter 21-22
Chapter 23-24
Chapter 25-26
Chapter 27-28
Chapter 29-30
Chapter 31-32
Chapter 33-34
Chapter 35-36
Chapter 37-38
Chapter 39-40
Chapter 41-42
Chapter 43-44
Chapter 45-46
Chapter 47-48
Chapter 49-50
Chapter 51-52
Chapter 53-54
Chapter 55-56
Chapter 57-58
Chapter 59-60
Chapter 61-62
Chapter 63-64
Chapter 65-66
Chapter 67-68
Chapter 69-70
Chapter 71-72
Chapter 73-74
Chapter 75-76
Chapter 77-78
Chapter 79-80
Chapter 81-82
Chapter 83-84
Chapter 85-86
Chapter 87-88
Chapter 89-90
Chapter 91-92
Chapter 93-94
Chapter 95-96
Chapter 97-98
Chapter 99-100
Chapter 101-102
Chapter 103-104
Chapter 105-106
Chapter 107-108
Chapter 109-110
Chapter 111-112
Chapter 113-114
Chapter 115-116
Chapter 117-118
Chapter 119-120
Chapter 121-122
Chapter 123-124
Chapter 125-126
Chapter 127-128
Chapter 129-130
Chapter 131-132
Chapter 133-134
Chapter 135-136
Chapter 137-138
Chapter 139-140
Chapter 141-142
Chapter 143-144
Chapter 145-146
Chapter 147-148
Chapter 149-150
Chapter 151-152
Chapter 153-154
Chapter 155-156
Chapter 157-158
Chapter 159-160
Chapter 161-162
Chapter 163-164
Chapter 165-166
Chapter 167-168
Chapter 169-170
Chapter 171-172
Chapter 173-174
Chapter 175-176
Chapter 179-180
Chapter 181-182
Chapter 183-184
Chapter 185-186
Chapter 187-188
Chapter 189-190
Chapter 191-192
Chapter 193-194
Chapter 195-196
Chapter 197-198
Chapter 199-200
Chapter 201-202
Chapter 203-204
Chapter 205-206
Chapter 207-208
Chapter 209-210
Chapter 211-212
Chapter 213-214
Chapter 215-216
Chapter 217-218
Chapter 219-220
Chapter 221-222
Chapter 223-224
Chapter 225-226
Chapter 227-228
Chapter 229-230
Chapter 231-232
Chapter 233-234
Chapter 235-236
Chapter 237-238
Chapter 239-240
Chapter 241-242
Chapter 243-244
Chapter 245-246
Chapter 247-248
Chapter 249-250
Chapter 251-252
Chapter 253-254
Chapter 255-256
Chapter 257-258
Chapter 259-260
Chapter 261-262
Chapter 263-264
Chapter 265-266
Chapter 267-268
Chapter 269-270
Chapter 271-272
Chapter 273-274
Chapter 275-276
Chapter 277-278
Chapter 279-280
Chapter 281-282
Chapter 283-284
Chapter 285-286
Chapter 287-288
Chapter 289-290
Chapter 291-292
Chapter 293-394
Chapter 295-296
Chapter 297-280
Chapter 299-300
Chapter 301-304
Chapter 305-308
Chapter 309-312
Chapter 313-316
Chapter 317-320
Chapter 321-324
Chapter 325-328
Chapter 329-332
Chapter 333-336
Chapter 337-340
Chapter 341-344
Chapter 345-348
Chapter 349-352
Chapter 353-356
Chapter 357-360
Chapter 361-364
Chapter 365-368
Chapter 369-372
Chapter 373-376
Chapter 377-380
Chapter 381-384
Chapter 385-388
Chapter 389-392
Chapter 393-396
Chapter 397-400
Chapter 401-404
Chapter 405-408
Chapter 409-412
Chapter 413-416
Chapter 417-420
Chapter 421-424
Chapter 425-428
Chapter 429-432
Chapter 433-436
Chapter 437-440
Chapter 441-444
Chapter 445-448
Chapter 449-451
Chapter 453-456
Chapter 457-460
Chapter 461-464
Chapter 465-468
Chapter 469-472
Chapter 473-476
Chapter 477-480
Chapter 481-484
Chapter 485-487
Chapter 488-490
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Chapter 177-178

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Chapter 177 I'm Giving Out Free Bottles Of Wine

The sponsor's thick hair became a Mediterranean style.

He wanted to cry.

He had taken out hundreds of thousands to sponsor Crunch, intending to earn a lot of money by selling these cheap fakes to the chat.

He did not expect it to fail as soon as it started.

It even caused him to lose his handsome hair.

"You black-hearted capitalist! You don't even have a conscience for money!"

Crunch suddenly flew into a rage.

He began shouting at his sponsor.

"It's illegal to produce counterfeit products; do you know that?"

"You black-hearted businessmen forge product certificates and other documents for the sake of profit."

"To think that 1 trusted you and thought that the products you produce are high-quality, high-tech products."

"It's fine if 1 lose a little, but I will never let my fans suffer any losses."

"I hereby sentence you to life imprisonment, effective immediately!"

"The Crunch Army will never cooperate with you! Men, chase him away."

"I don't want to see this scum again!"

Crunch reprimanded his sponsor righteously and pushed all the responsibility on him.

His words expressed his innocence.

A few staff members immediately understood his meaning. They grabbed the brand's person-in-charge and dragged him out with force.

"Crunch, you can't do this to me. You've took..."

Before he could finish speaking, a staff member reached out and clamped his mouth.

"Miss Zhou, my fans, I'm sorry."

"I was deceived by the manufacturer and thought that the product they produced was a hairdryer with the latest technology."

"I didn't expect these hairdryers to have such a serious quality problem."

Crunch sincerely apologized to his viewers, cursing that the brand would suffer retribution.

Remorse was written all over his face.

The acting skills that he had accumulated since he was young were displayed vividly at this moment.

Zhou Kexin stared at the screen angrily, watching Crunch, who had practiced shamelessness to the peak of perfection.

"My dear fans, 1 apologize to you once again."

"At the same time, 1 would like to express my sincerest apologies to Miss Zhou."

"Miss Zhou came to support me, but 1 almost made a massive mistake."

"I've decided to bring out the high-end wine I bought from abroad and give it to everyone for free."

The viewers were stunned.

Free gift?

Was this something that the scammer, Crunch, would do?

Just earlier, Crunch had brought four bottles of wine from underneath a cabinet.

Two of them were used to extinguish the fire, and the remaining two bottles were in his hands.

"Miss Zhou, you've been to a bar before, right? Do you find these two bottles of wine particularly familiar?"

Zhou Kexin frowned and looked at the two bottles of wine in Crunch's hands.

They did look familiar.

It was similar to the Ace of Spades commonly seen in bars.

Without waiting for Zhou Kexin to speak, he shouted hoarsely, "My fans, without your trust and support, I wouldn't be where I am today."

"I bought 1,000 bottles of Ace of Spades from overseas with a factory price of 1888 yuan."

"I supposedly wanted to enjoy this wine for myself. But that isn't possible now." "To express my apology and to repay my fan's love for me, these bottles of wine are free for everyone!!!"

"Any of you only need to pay 88 yuan for the shipping, and in a few days, you can drink a bottle of high-quality imported Ace of Spades."

"A thousand bottles, out as fast as possible!"

The next moment, his staff's wails and howls came outside the screen.

They urged him not to give them away for free.

The Ace of Spades, originally priced at 1888 yuan, was selling for 88 yuan. It was equivalent to losing one bottle for every bottle sold.

This money was all paid out of Crunch's own pocket.

If Crunch gave away 1000 bottles of Ace of Spades, he would lose more than 1.8 million.

A female staff with heavy makeup was kneeling on the ground and hugging Crunch's thighs.

"Brother Crunch! You can't give me any more!"

"In the years that you've been livestreaming, you've been subsidizing your fans with every single livestream!"

"If you continue to lose money like this, you won't be able to survive!"

"No!"

Crunch kicked the staff member away and shouted, "There must be a large number of haters spreading rumors online now, saying that I'm accepting shitty sponsors and selling broken hairdryers!"

"In order to prove my innocence and to compensate my fans, even if 1 have to go bankrupt, I have to give it back to them!"

"But, to let more of my fans taste this wine, each person is limited to two bottles."

"I only charge 88 yuan for the shipping fee. Don't give me a penny more."

"Miss Zhou, send me the address if you like wine. 1'11 send you two bottles."

Zhou Kexin looked at Crunch like an idiot.

Zhou Kexin dared not drink it, even though it was free.

No one else could sell trash goods better than Crunch.

His acting skills were so good that he could bring out heartbreaking emotions while deceiving.

While beating his chest and stamping his feet, he reprimanded his staff, saying that money wasn't necessary.

The trust of his fans was the most important.

With the support of his fans, even if he went bankrupt and begged on the streets, he would have no regrets.

Chen Yu couldn't hold it in any longer. Hugging his stomach, he burst out laughing.

"I know where Miss Zhou is streaming from!"

"Why does Miss Zhou's laughter sound like Dr. Chen's?"

"Look, there are many portraits of psychological experts hanging on the wall behind Miss Zhou."

"Is she with Dr. Chen?"

Hearing the laughter, many smart viewers realized Zhou Kexin's location.

Seeing that she had been exposed, Zhou Kexin turned around and looked at Chen Yu.

Chen Yu walked over and waved at the screen.

"Hello, everyone."

"Holy shit, it's really Dr. Chen!"

"Miss Zhou, why are you in Dr. Chen's shop?"

"They must be dating."

"No way, no way. Dr. Chen, an otherworldly expert, can also have feelings for a woman?"

"Don't spread baseless rumors. The situation is not what you think it is." Zhou Kexin didn't know whether to laugh or cry at the reaction.

"I'm officially announcing that I'm now an admin/nursing assistant in Dr.

Chen's psychological consultation room."

"Miss Zhou is really a smart. She hasn't been streaming for so long because she's looking for a source of vitality."

"I thought Miss Zhou came to Hangzhou City to take refuge, but it turns out she went to rely on someone else."

"As a tool, you must be aware of your position and do your job as the cameraman."

Zhou Kexin's mouth twitched as she saw chat had betrayed her so quickly.

In the past, whenever she streamed, chat would always call her Miss Zhou.

Now, they were calling her a tool.

Fine, so be it.

She could do anything as long as she could learn Chen Yu's capabilities.

Zhou Kexin pointed her phone screen at Chen Yu.

"Brother Crunch," Chen Yu said with a faint smile. "Nurse Zhou doesn't drink alcohol. How about you give me two bottles?"

As soon as Crunch heard this, his heart instantly jumped into his throat.

They were all streamers on the Huyu Platform.

Others might not know Chen Yu, but how could Crunch not?

As Chen Yu appeared in front of the camera, Crunch wished he could find a crack in the ground to hide.

Livestreaming of solving a murder case and chasing down murderers through the Internet.

The past was known, and the future was revealed.

Chen Yu—the one who's capable of anything..

Chapter 178 Crunch Wine, Crunch Time

"Doctor... Dr. Chen, my wine is not very... It doesn't taste good."

"It won't meet your standards."

Crunch stuttered and was no longer as fluent and eloquent as before.

"Please don't say that," Chen Yu said. "I'm just an ordinary psychologist. What wouldn't it meet my standards?"

"If you can't bear to give it to me for free, I'll spend money to buy it."

"1'11 transfer the 88 yuan to you now. Don't forget to deliver the goods."

"Don't, don't transfer!"

Crunch was scared half to death.

Without exception, anyone who had communicated directly with Chen Yu through a livestream was in deep trouble.

Chen Yu dug out all of their unbearable pasts.

Even though Crunch hadn't committed murder, arson, or robbery before.

However, he had earned a lot of money through no-so-good means.

Once Chen Yu skinned him through, he would also give him a mental illness.

Crunch would be crying for mercy after that.

"Why? Why aren't you willing to give me the wine even if 1 pay?"

Chen Yu asked playfully.

"My wine doesn't have alcohol content. So..."

Before he could finish his sentence, the chat started laughing crazily.

No wonder Crunch used the wine to extinguish a fire.

It turned out that there was no alcohol in it.

"Pay attention. This man, Crunch, is facing the most important choice in his life."

"Brother Crunch, there are hundreds of known mental illnesses. There must be one that suits you."

"For Dr. Chen to patronize his livestream, his ancestors must be rolling in their graves."

From the corner of his eye, Crunch saw the comments mocking him.

Crunch wanted to rush to the homes of these viewers and strangle them one by one, and he couldn't hide the look in his murderous eyes.

"This is the first time I've heard of alcohol-free wine," Chen Yu said calmly.

"The more you talk about it, the more curious 1 am. I'll place an order now."

"Dr. Chen, no, Brother Chen, 1'11 be honest."

"What's in the bottle isn't wine; it's just fizzy drinks," he said in a panic.

"I don't believe it." Chen Yu shook his head.

"Everyone says Brother Crunch never scams his fans, and the things he sells are genuine."

"He always sells them at a price lower than the factory price."

The viewers laughed wildly when they discovered the bottle was filled with normal, fizzy drinks.

"This wine is divine. After I drank it, 1 encountered a drunk-driving check and bragged for the entire night that I scored a o."

"When 1 was young, I saw Brother Crunch use a fake gun to pass off as a real gun. 1 knew that this kid would not be simple when he grew up."

"Brother Crunch is actually trying to remind us of the many ways to scam fans out of their money with sponsored goods. It's really informative!"

"Crunch brand fine wine, specially provided for the dead."

"Are you taking us for fools?"

"The bottle is beautiful. 1 want to buy it. The wine is for my dad to drink, and the bottle is for my collection."

"What a loving father and son."

"The saying that shameless people are invincible is apt."

After confirming that Chen Yu didn't intend to let him off so easily, Crunch trembled as a cold sweat dripped down his forehead.

If he weren't livestreaming, he would kneel and kowtow three times to Chen

Yu, begging him to let it go.

"The bottle really contains just a normal fizzy drink. If you don't believe me, I'll show you one."

Hearing this, Chen Yu asked concernedly, "What if you get alcohol poisoning?" "The bottle has no alcohol. It's impossible for alcohol poisoning to happen." After saying that, Crunch opened the bottle cap and gulped it down.

An entire bottle of wine was emptied.

It was better to admit that it was a fizzy drink than to admit that he was selling fake wine.

After all, selling fake wine would incur criminal responsibility.

A bottle filled with normal fizzy drinks would only label him as an irresponsible seller.

He could pass the storm by just paying a fine.

The two types of mistakes were different in nature, and their responsibilities were also different.

This was something that Crunch deeply understood.

"You drank it so quickly," Chen Yu commented. "You must be very thirsty. Why don't you drink the remaining bottle as well?"

Upon hearing this, Crunch almost collapsed to the ground.

After drinking an entire bottle, Crunch's internal organs started to churn violently.

The smell of low-quality alcohol rushed to the top of his head.

When he heard that he had to drink the other bottle, Crunch despaired as if he were about to head to an execution ground.

He reached out and grabbed another bottle of wine.

His hand trembled as he twisted the bottle cap.

The next second, the smell of inferior alcohol rushed into his nose.

In front of more than two million viewers in the live broadcast room, he bent down and vomited on the ground.

Crunch not only wanted to strangle those viewers who were making a ruckus.

He wanted to strangle the manufacturer of this wine as well.

It was one thing to produce fake wine.

Could they at least put in a little more effort to get the smell right?

"I died from drinking fake wine last year."

"I just don't understand why Crunch just has to get himself involved with wine."

"Is the biggest cost of that bottle of wine the bottle and shipping?"

"They must be designated suppliers to those cheap nightclubs."

"Buy it in the morning and arrive at noon. The whole family will be leaving the mortal realm neatly by nighttime."

"I bought a box of Brother Crunch's wine and gave it to my father. 1 don't know why, but the next day, I was chased out of the house by my father."

Glancing at the live comments, Chen Yu smiled and said, "Brother Crunch, this isn't good."

"Why would you vomit after drinking a bottle of fizzy drink? It seems that your health is not in good shape."

"Why don't I start a livestream just for you alone and help check if you have any mental illness?"

"Dr. Chen, I was wrong."

Crunch knelt on the ground and begged, "I won't upsell anything in the future.

Please don't talk to me."

"Don't say that I'm sick. I beg you."

"As long as you stop pushing your goods, your condition will improve little by little," Chen Yu said.

"If you continue to livestream, even I can't help you."

Crunch then raised his hand and swore he would never sell anything on his channel.

Zhou Kexin almost laughed out loud.

The wicked really needed someone more wick...

Bah, she meant to say the wicked needed an expert to deal with.

Only an expert like Chen Yu could make Crunch confess honestly that there was a problem with the wine he was selling.

"Someone is coming in. Close the call."

After glancing at the door, Chen Yu placed his hands behind his back and returned to his desk.

Hearing that someone was coming in, Zhou Kexin hurriedly bid farewell to her fans.

After ending the call, she went over to open the door.

"Welcome. Are you here for consultation or for medicinal purchase?"

Ten seconds later, a tall and imposing man came in from outside.

Zhou Kexin immediately introduced herself as an assistant nurse.

She politely asked the man if he was here to treat his mental illness or to purchase medicine from Chen Yu.

The man looked at Zhou Kexin from head to toe, then turned his head and asked, "Dr. Chen, who is this lady?"

"Her name is Zhou Kexin," Chen Yu introduced. "She's currently an assistant nurse here."

"Zhou Kexin... Oh."

"Huyu platform's famous Miss Zhou, hello, nice to meet you."

Li Changjun reached out his hand and shook Zhou Kexin's hand. "Captain Li, you're here to purchase goods again, right?" Chen Yu asked..

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