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Shocking the Whole Internet...

By ILVPandas02

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Title: Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! Author: Netizen 13/网友十三 Translator/Edi... More

Chapter 1-2
Chapter 3-4
Chapter 5-6
Chapter 7-8
Chapter 9-10
Chapter 11-12
Chapter 13-14
Chapter 15-16
Chapter 17-18
Chapter 19-20
Chapter 21-22
Chapter 23-24
Chapter 25-26
Chapter 27-28
Chapter 29-30
Chapter 31-32
Chapter 33-34
Chapter 35-36
Chapter 37-38
Chapter 39-40
Chapter 41-42
Chapter 43-44
Chapter 45-46
Chapter 47-48
Chapter 49-50
Chapter 51-52
Chapter 53-54
Chapter 55-56
Chapter 57-58
Chapter 59-60
Chapter 61-62
Chapter 63-64
Chapter 65-66
Chapter 67-68
Chapter 69-70
Chapter 71-72
Chapter 73-74
Chapter 75-76
Chapter 77-78
Chapter 79-80
Chapter 81-82
Chapter 83-84
Chapter 85-86
Chapter 87-88
Chapter 89-90
Chapter 91-92
Chapter 93-94
Chapter 95-96
Chapter 97-98
Chapter 99-100
Chapter 101-102
Chapter 103-104
Chapter 105-106
Chapter 107-108
Chapter 109-110
Chapter 111-112
Chapter 113-114
Chapter 115-116
Chapter 117-118
Chapter 119-120
Chapter 121-122
Chapter 123-124
Chapter 125-126
Chapter 127-128
Chapter 129-130
Chapter 131-132
Chapter 133-134
Chapter 135-136
Chapter 137-138
Chapter 139-140
Chapter 141-142
Chapter 143-144
Chapter 145-146
Chapter 147-148
Chapter 149-150
Chapter 151-152
Chapter 153-154
Chapter 155-156
Chapter 157-158
Chapter 159-160
Chapter 161-162
Chapter 163-164
Chapter 165-166
Chapter 167-168
Chapter 169-170
Chapter 171-172
Chapter 173-174
Chapter 175-176
Chapter 177-178
Chapter 179-180
Chapter 181-182
Chapter 183-184
Chapter 185-186
Chapter 187-188
Chapter 189-190
Chapter 191-192
Chapter 193-194
Chapter 195-196
Chapter 197-198
Chapter 199-200
Chapter 201-202
Chapter 203-204
Chapter 205-206
Chapter 207-208
Chapter 209-210
Chapter 211-212
Chapter 213-214
Chapter 215-216
Chapter 217-218
Chapter 219-220
Chapter 221-222
Chapter 223-224
Chapter 225-226
Chapter 227-228
Chapter 229-230
Chapter 231-232
Chapter 233-234
Chapter 235-236
Chapter 237-238
Chapter 239-240
Chapter 241-242
Chapter 243-244
Chapter 245-246
Chapter 247-248
Chapter 249-250
Chapter 251-252
Chapter 253-254
Chapter 255-256
Chapter 257-258
Chapter 259-260
Chapter 261-262
Chapter 263-264
Chapter 265-266
Chapter 267-268
Chapter 269-270
Chapter 271-272
Chapter 273-274
Chapter 275-276
Chapter 277-278
Chapter 279-280
Chapter 281-282
Chapter 283-284
Chapter 285-286
Chapter 287-288
Chapter 289-290
Chapter 291-292
Chapter 295-296
Chapter 297-280
Chapter 299-300
Chapter 301-304
Chapter 305-308
Chapter 309-312
Chapter 313-316
Chapter 317-320
Chapter 321-324
Chapter 325-328
Chapter 329-332
Chapter 333-336
Chapter 337-340
Chapter 341-344
Chapter 345-348
Chapter 349-352
Chapter 353-356
Chapter 357-360
Chapter 361-364
Chapter 365-368
Chapter 369-372
Chapter 373-376
Chapter 377-380
Chapter 381-384
Chapter 385-388
Chapter 389-392
Chapter 393-396
Chapter 397-400
Chapter 401-404
Chapter 405-408
Chapter 409-412
Chapter 413-416
Chapter 417-420
Chapter 421-424
Chapter 425-428
Chapter 429-432
Chapter 433-436
Chapter 437-440
Chapter 441-444
Chapter 445-448
Chapter 449-451
Chapter 453-456
Chapter 457-460
Chapter 461-464
Chapter 465-468
Chapter 469-472
Chapter 473-476
Chapter 477-480
Chapter 481-484
Chapter 485-487
Chapter 488-490
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Chapter 293-394

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By ILVPandas02

Chapter 293 Captain, You've Been Taught by Dr. Chen?

Lawyer Luo added that if they were not caught within 20 years, the authorities would consider increasing the time for prosecution.

"Thank you for your explanation. The situation is just as he said. Although [Yes, I'm that Great] injured someone on the head, it was only a superficial wound. It was not even considered a minor injury and would at most net him a 15-day detention."

"The gangster is afraid of losing face anyway, so he has been hiding this matter."

"That's right. The period of prosecution has passed. You won't receive any additional punishment."

"The second question is that not only did [Yes, I'm that Great] think that he was a murderer, the other friends of his who participated in the fight also thought that they were accomplices."

"That night, these people ran away. They either hid in the countryside or went out of town."

"No one stayed in the area, so naturally, no one knew that [Yes, I'm that Great]'s parents were searching the world for their son."

Later, these people gradually learned that they had made a mistake about the murder.

Only [Yes, I'm that Great] treated himself as a murderer and chose to isolate himself from the world.

A fan sent a comment.

Many years later, did those good-for-nothings not see the many publications of [Yes, I'm that Great]'s parents' missing person notice?

"They saw it but didn't dare to say anything," Chen Yu said.

"[Yes, I'm that Great] don't like them in the first place. Once they find out that these people instigated their son to pour the bottle of beer on the head of the gangster in the first place, they will definitely take revenge."

"At that time, [Yes, I'm that Great]'s parents had already become billionaires, but these people were still struggling at the bottom of society."

"If [Yes, I'm that Great]'s parents want to mess with them, all they need is a word."

The viewers were enlightened.

If they were to put themselves in the shoes of [Yes, I'm that GreatJ's parents, they would indeed not let these people off, either.

None of this would have happened if they hadn't been joking around.

His son was at fault, but they were also at fault.

"These scoundrels were already 28 or 29 years old at the time," Chen Yu continued. "They were either married or had children."

"They didn't dare to cause trouble, so they kept this secret inside them."

After finishing explaining the second question, Chen Yu changed the topic.

He answered the third question.

If [Yes, I'm that Great] hadn't consulted him today, he would have continued to be on the run.

It was not until 18 years later that he mustered up the courage to turn himself into the authorities.

At that time, [Yes, I'm that Great]'s parents had already passed away.

Although he inherited the inheritance left behind by his parents, he was not happy at all.

He was even in more pain.

Before his death, his parents set up a fund and hired professionals to manage it.

The fund had two purposes. First, it was to continue searching for the couple's son.

Secondly, they would hand over the inheritance that belonged to the couple to their son.

If they couldn't find their son within 30 years...

All the funds would be used to publicize the law.

The viewers went silent.

After a moment of silence, a paid comment broke the silence in the chat.

"Dr. Chen, you just said that if [Yes, I'm that Great] didn't consult you, he would have discovered the truth 18 years later."

"At that time, his parents had already passed away. Does that mean his parents would only live for over ten years?"

"This is all reasonable speculation," Chen Yu said with a faint smile.

"As for what the future will be like and whether it is exactly the same as my speculation, 1 can only say that everything is possible."

Countless comments appeared on Chen Yu's chat after he finished speaking.

"Is this considered a satisfactory ending?"

"Kinda, but I keep feeling that something is missing."

"What we lack is that gangster! He suffered a beating for no reason and endured it for more than ten years. He's just unlucky, right?"

"How could he have the guts to fight with others back then?"

"He was imprisoned for more than ten years in a mental battle."

"If that's the case, he's just plain miserable."

Seeing someone mention the gangster, the viewers laughed at his misfortune.

They had a three-minute moment of silence for his dignity.

A well-known local gangster brought two of his subordinates to eat at a food stall.

For some reason, he was splashed with beer, and then his head was slammed with a beer bottle.

Before he could figure out anything, his subordinate was defeated.

Afraid that these hotheads would kill him, he had no choice but to shout for help.

After that, he lay on the ground and pretended to be dead.

All kinds of unfortunate and embarrassing things were concentrated on this gangster.

He suffered in silence since he couldn't take revenge after the incident.

"I've answered everyone's questions," Chen Yu said as he tapped the table. "Now, let's get back to the main topic."

"May 1 invite the next patient?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a thin old man with a scar on his face and sparse hair appeared on the screen.

The old man should be at home.

However, the place wasn't homely.

There were crushed cans, scattered melon seeds, and peanuts on the ground.

There was a shrine behind the old man to worship Guan Yu.

"Uncle, do you have to be so funny? Why did you come up with such a unique online name?"

"Brave Bull is not afraid of difficulties, oh yeah!"

"If I hadn't seen this man's true appearance, 1 would have thought that the owner of the online name was a child."

"Don't be surprised. Every man has a child in his heart that won't grow up."

"Don't look at how fierce this uncle looks. Maybe his mental age is only ten or twenty years old."

Inside the psychological treatment room, a cold smile appeared on Chen Yu's face as he glanced at the person's face.

"Oh, oh!"

More than ten kilometers away, in the Hangzhou City Criminal Investigation Division office.

"Captain," one of the team members pointed at the screen and said excitedly, "This patient of Dr. Chen's should be someone with a problem, right?"

Li Changjun stubbed out the cigarette in his hand and frowned at the man on the screen.

"He's a released prisoner," Li Changjun replied firmly. "He's been in jail for quite a while."

"Captain, how can you tell? Did you learn that from Dr. Chen?"

"Dr. Chen didn't even say anything. How did you know?" The team member beside him asked.

"Look at the ground carefully."

Li Changjun reached out and tapped on the screen, asking a few members to come over to take a closer look.

The floor of the room was dirty. There were all kinds of melon seeds, peanut shells, and takeaway boxes that had been casually thrown away.

The team members looked at each other.

The room was dirty, but there was nothing to prove that the old man was a prisoner.

"I've repeated time and time that you guys lack experience; see my point?" Li Changjun lit another cigarette and said.

"You can't even tell from such obvious characteristics?"

"He was using plastic takeout utensils. His chopsticks were untouched, and he only ate with a spoon."

"Remember, chopsticks are not provided in prison."

"Prisoners can only eat with plastic spoons because chopsticks can sometimes become weapons."

"If you go in for a year or two or three, you'll quickly get rid of this habit after you come out."

"Only prisoners who have served their sentences for a long time will form such a solid habit.."

Chapter 294 The Life of a Ex-Inmate

After listening to Li Changjun's explanation, the team members looked at the screen again.

As expected, the unused cutlery thrown on the ground were all chopsticks.

On the contrary, many used plastic spoons were casually thrown around.

Chen Yu crossed his arms and looked at the screen with a faint smile.

The old man similarly looked at Chen Yu. Neither of them spoke.

Two minutes later, Chen Yu said, "You spent 10,000 yuan to buy this account for nothing more than a chance to have a call with me."

"Now that you and I are connected, are you afraid that I will expose your secrets, or have you not thought of what to say to me?"

These few words shocked many viewers.

No wonder the old man's account name was so strange. It turned out that he had spent money to buy this account.

Chen Yu had consulted with many viewers before, but this was the first time someone had bought the right to do so through money.

There must be a story behind this old man, or perhaps he had something urgent that he needed help with.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have spent 10,000 yuan to get a chance to consult Dr. Chen.

"Dr. Chen, as expected from you. There is indeed nothing that I can hide from you."

The old man laughed. "The last consultation was so exciting. It was so exciting that even at the end of my rope, I still couldn't help but spend 10,000 yuan to buy the right to call you."

"Your days are indeed at the end of the rope."

Chen Yu's tone carried some ridicule.

"After coming out of prison, did you feel that the world had completely changed?"

"Are you thinking there is no place for you in the world?"

The old man was stunned for a moment before a complicated expression appeared on his face.

"You're absolutely right. The world is changing so fast!"

"I've only been in there for ten years, and I became a primitive man after I came out."

"I'm in the same boat as that little beggar. I feel like I'm out of touch with society."

The meaning behind Chen Yu's words surprised the viewers.

"I assumed he was a criminal from his face. So he really was one."

"No wonder he worships Guan Yu and looks so fierce. So he's a big shot in the underworld."

"Ten years in prison. That's a serious crime."

"If you don't cripple them physically, you cripple them mentally."

While reading the comments from his viewers, Chen Yu picked up a glass of water and took a sip.

"Seeing [Yes, I'm that Great] living like a beggar for twelve years, your depressed mood has eased to a certain extent, right?"

"It's more than just relief. It's simply satisfying!" The old man answered with a fake smile.

"Back then, I was so famous that I could scare others with just a glare."

"No matter where I go, I'll always be surrounded by enough women that could line up from the start of the street to the end of the street."

"I'm always out eating with someone. From the restaurant manager to the diners, they lined up to give me a toast and a cigarette."

"All of them would say nice things to please me."

"Only him; no, those little bastards dare to make trouble."

He was still angry at the thought of him losing face back then.

"Could he be... that gangster!"

"Fuck, so it's a drama series."

"It can't be such a coincidence, right?"

"We just had a three-minute silence for him. Why is he on the call with Dr. Chen?"

"Didn't he already answer? He spent money to buy this chance."

"What kind of plot is this? The person who beat him up didn't go to jail.

Instead, the victim went to jail for ten years."

"It's normal for people like him to go in. It would be strange if he didn't."

To be able to become a gangster, one must have done all kinds of crimes.

How could they show their arrogance if they hadn't done anything illegal?

His wealth and deterrence were obtained by bullying the commoners.

This kind of person would only have himself to blame if he were imprisoned for a hundred years, let alone ten years.

"Seeing that everyone's values are so upright, I'm relieved."

Chen Yu smiled in satisfaction.

He started explaining why this gangster went to jail for ten years.

This gangster was nicknamed Brother Long and was once the most ruthless gangster in his area.

He was so fierce that his name alone could make children not dare to cry at night.

Good and evil would be rewarded, and his arrogance did not last long.

Two years after [Yes, I'm that Great] escape, Brother Long encountered an unprecedented beatdown by the authorities.

Even the backbone of his gang was imprisoned, let alone him.

They were all imprisoned for a few years to more than ten years.

"Brother Long, am I right?"

"Ten years in prison have made you lose everything. It has also forced you to re-understand this society."

"It's not like back then. It's no longer the era where you gangsters can control society with one hand."

Brother Long wasn't surprised that Chen Yu had exposed his identity.

After witnessing Chen Yu's consultation with [Yes, I'm that Great], Brother Long knew that Chen Yu could predict the future.

It was not strange that he knew his nickname.

"You're right. Times are different now."

"This is not the era of fighting and killing."

"Not long after I left prison, I forgot to bring money for breakfast one day. The stall owner pulled me and refused to let go."

"In the past, I could scare him to death with just a glare. Not now."

"Even if I told them about my reputation back then, they weren't afraid. They even called the police to arrest me."

After being released from prison, Brother Long was shocked to find that there was no place for him to survive in today's society.

If he wanted to cause trouble, more than a dozen passersby would immediately jump out with their phones and take videos of him.

Later, he found out that this was a self-made media creation.

Even a tiny matter, filmed and posted online, would immediately attract the attention of countless people.

"Don't mention what happened back then. I've already paid the price for being imprisoned for ten years."

This time, Brother Long had spent money to buy the opportunity to consult Chen Yu because he wanted to ask Chen Yu for a favor.

"Brothers, is this Dr. Chen's psychological livestream or a wishing well?"

"Whether you're a human or a ghost, come and look for Dr. Chen."

"The old man wants to ask Dr. Chen for help. Is he asking how to make a comeback?"

"Comeback, my ass! This kind of scum should be trampled under everyone's feet for the rest of his life. Anyone who sees him should step on him."

"Don't worry, everyone. Many bad people have been sent to prison by Dr. Chen."

"That makes sense. The old man will probably be no exception."

Brother Long's face was gloomy as he clenched his right hand tightly.

If it were ten years ago, if anyone dared to mock him, he would have had countless underlings chop them into pieces at his command.

At this moment, a sentence appeared in Brother Long's mind.

A dragon will be teased by a shrimp in shoal water; a dog will bully a tiger on a treeless plain.

More than ten years ago, those who dared to challenge him would either die on the spot or lose their families.

The times had changed. No one cared about him anymore.

Not only did this group of incompetent netizens mock him, but even his former underlings did not take him seriously...


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