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Requested by: melopys 

Let's gooooo first req!!!

I hope you are enjoy 😌😌

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poppy: "sighs i wish i could drive" then, in a brilliant moment of braincells reconnecting, she thinks of a brilliant idea. she goes to vee, she is smart afterall. (probably)

vee witout a tee: "no"

popee: "please"

vee: "nuh uh uh 🖕🖕"

poppy: "pleas"

vee: "fine but you do a favor for ne after, send me to the nearest drug dealer after your lesson"

poppy with no hesitation agreed. (bad idea...)

poppy: "so what to do first?"

*vee searches up how to drive a car step by step* vee: "How to drive a car step by step: Step 1: Familiarize yourself with the car. Step 2: Start the engine. Step 3: Release the clutch and engage the first gear. Step 4: Accelerate and shift gears. Step 5: Use the brakes. Step 6: Use the handbrake. Step 7: Use turn signals and mirrors. Step 8: Obey traffic rules and signals."

(info from google not plagiarizing trust) 

poppy: "seems promising enough" *trys to memorize and fails to do so*

*later kater bater vater dater gater tater hater cater pater fater mater*

poppy miraculously and magically starts driving the car, lucky enough and fortunate enough to survive her first car driving lesson, she was just pushing random buttons but still somehow managed to actually drive. there were no difficulties so far... no red lights, police, or impaitent angry raging drivers. poppy jumped in joy and unfortunately enough...

the traffic light turned red. poppy tried to do hit the brakes in slow motion to make it dramatic, but she couldn't to stop the car, she wasn't not fast enough...

...and she realised she never even knew where the brakes were, she was stepping on the wrong plate!! the car speeds up rapidly, about to hit another driver into oncoming traffic.

vee: "POPPY THE BRAKES- HIT THE GODDAMN BRAKES!!"

poppy: "VEE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE WHERE ARE THE BRAKES?!?!"

vee: "WE GONNA CRASH POPPY JUST HIT THE BRAKES"

poopy: "WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BRAKES"

*kaboom*

the car explodes into bits and pieces, and starts to light on fire, everything was lit on fire. (WHY THIS IS GIVING ME TRAUMA FROM A BOOK I HAD READ.) poppy popped and vee malfuctioned, luckily, vee wasn't melted or burnted by the fire.

after the horrible accident vee seeked medical attention and therapy and never taled to a non- main EVER. again. 

and poppy? after she was revived she forgot about the incident and went on with her life merrily.


end of story.



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445 words... 

Omg sorry this was short I didn't have any ideasssssssss 😭😭😭😔😔😔

Thx for reading tho!! I hope you have enjoy 😅😅🥲🥲


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