rewriting this right now 👍 as there are new characters and some don't exist anymore lolz
🎨Palette: Yeah, so the paint is just dried there forever.
✉️Envelope: Ah, interesting!
⚪Cappy, off screen: Envelope! Palette!
🎨: Hm? What’s going on, Cappy?
⚪: There’s a.. guy!
✉️: Oh, I’ve got to see this!
[The guy surrounded by other objects]
🖤East: Let’s make an object show.
[Intro begins]
⚪: OMG I’ve always wanted to be in an object show!!!
🖤:Today’s your lucky day then, Cappy.
🖼️Canvas: Well I don’t want to be a part of this.
[Pitcher’s Replacement]: Me neither.. Not unless there’s a prize?
🖤: Oh… uhh yeah, the prize will be.. this.
[East holds out an (insert something here)]
🍿Popcorn: …What is that
🖤: Ummmm I couldn’t think of anything so I. made this. Thing.
🖼️: Yeah no I’m not playing. [begins to walk away]
🖤:Wait! What if I said you could insert something there? Like, basically… this could be anything!
🖼️: Oh, now you’re taking….
🖤: Yup, if you win, you could earn literally whatever it is you desire. Only if you compete, though.
🖼️: You know what, maybe this won’t be so bad..
⚪: I’m down, let’s get to competing!!
🖤: Okay, your first challenge will be to…. Uhhhmm -
🧤Plastic Glove: Wait, what about teams? Do we get them??
🖤: OH yes, you do. …Get into four teams of four. Okay
[Contestants gather into teams]
✉️: Palette! Let’s be teammates!
🎨: Yeah!
🎀Beau: Can I join you two?
✉️: Sure! This team seems like so much fun already LOL
✒️Eraser Cap: Bookmark, we gotta stay together!
🔖Bookmark: Totally, and Pencil Grip too!!!
[P]Pencil Grip: Hiii guys
🍿Popcorn: Gummy, would you like to be on my team?
🩷Gumball: Uhhm, why not.
[Pitcher’s Replacement]: Canvas, you’re with me [PR pushes 🖼️, off screen]
🖼️: Oh, uh, okay I guess…
[PR]: OH wait, you too! [Reaches for 🥒]
🥒Pickle Jar: Okay
🎈Water Balloon: Hey.. can I join you guys?
✉️: OMG, yeah! [Hug]
🎈: Ooh not so tight please ^^;
🖤: Envelope’s team is completed! Cappy, Lampshade, Plastic Glove, and Sticky have yet to join a team.
🔖: Oh! Oh! We’ll take Cappy!!
⚪: Aw yeah! Hey guys!
🩷: Sticky, you look pretty cool. Wanna join us?
🟨Sticky: Yeah. I’ll join.
🧤:Can I join too?
🩷: Umm.. okay, sure.
[PR]: So that means… Lampshade! You’re with us.
💡Lampshade: Hey.
🖤: Yay, you’re done. [Hand clap] Uhhnmm I assume you want to like, name your teams?
✉️: Yeah, that sounds like fun!
🎨: Do you have any ideas?
✉️: Uhhhh let me think…
[🎀 looks to ✉️]
✉️: OH I know!
✉️: …..I got nothin’.
[Team I Got Nothin’ jingle thingggg]
[insert team booyah]
[🍿 and 🩷 arguing or something]
🍿: Mmhm, well guess what, you’re soo short!
🩷: I’m not SHORTuh!!!!
[I’m Not SHORTuh! jingle]
🩷: WHAT