Aiden:
I smell colors.
It's wild
Ashlyn:
Aiden
Aiden:
NO NO
BEFORE YOU MAKE A DRUG JOKE
IM BEING SERIOUS THIS TIME
Mike:
And how
Pray tell
Do you smell colors???
Aiden:
Well not smell SMELL but like
They've all got a certain smell associated with them.
Tyler:
Oh really?
Blue
Aiden:
Old navy
Tyler:
Dfuk?
Aiden:
Don't question it
Taylor:
Green?
Aiden:
Hardware stores
Logan:
Purple!
Aiden:
The Disney WORLD not LAND
Anyways the Disney WORLD gift shops
Taylor:
You've been to Disney? Lucky
Ashlyn:
Yellow
Aiden:
Bleach
Ben:
Bleach?
Really?
Aiden:
Yeah. Bleach
Emma:
Red?
Aiden:
The McDonald's ball pit
Jessica:
That's such a gross smell
Aiden:
How would you know you never played with me
Taylor:
DAMN
Daniel:
Orange
Aiden:
Carpet.
William:
Carpet?
Aiden:
Yeah carpet
Naomi:
I kind of figured you'd say oranges or carrots
Aiden:
Oh why because they both happen to be orange?
Wow bold assumption auntie.
Tyler:
Tbh I thought you'd say Ashlyn
Aiden:
...
Fuck off tyler
Tyler:
HA
Mary:
We used to have a friend who smelt colors
He was weird
Logan:
Are you insinuating Aiden isn't?
Mary:
I didn't say that
Aiden is really freaking weird
James:
Yeah but also that friend you talked about wasn't exactly sober most of the time soooo
Mike:
Jesus Christ what kind of friends do you guys have?
Daniel:
They're old they're bound to have some skeletons buried in the closet
Aiden:
DROP THE LORE GRANNY
Logan:
I know it
You don't want to hear it
TRUST ME
Taylor:
BOOOOOO
Tyler:
I'm not surprised
Logan:
Because you're petrified of them?
Tyler:
Y E S
Also they're just strange
Mary:
Sorry what was that?
Tyler:
Nothing ma'am sorry ma'am
Mariana:
Ok how do you listen to her but when I ask you to do something you don't??
Tyler:
Easy
She's Logan's scary grandma
Your my very nice loving mother
Mariana:
Don't try buttering me up
Tyler:
You saw that?
Mariana:
You aren't slick
Neither are you young lady
Taylor:
I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING
Mariana:
EXAXTLY
AND I TOLD YOU LIKE FIVE TIMES TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT
Taylor:
CORRECTION YOU ONLY TOLD ME FOUR TIMES
Tyler:
THATS EVEN WORSE
Mariana:
GO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
Taylor:
FINE
Mike:
Lol can't relate
Ashlyn listens to everything we say
Ben:
...
So who's gonna tell him she sneaks Aiden in at night?
Mike:
I BEG YOUR PARDON?!
Aiden:
BEN YOU SNITCH
Ben:
R E V E N G E
Aiden:
FOR WHAT?!?!
Ben:
YOU KNOW WHAT
Ashlyn:
BEN YOUR DEAD TO ME
Ben:
BEEN DEAD
Logan:
Wait wait
I thought your parents knew????
Mike:
NO
Emma:
He's literally wheezing right now
I don't know wether or not to be concerned for him or for Aiden
Ashlyn:
WHAT ABOUT ME?!
Emma:
Suck it up you'll be fine
Ashlyn:
I KNOW
BUT STILL
Mary:
Huh
Kinda reminds me of my dad's reaction when I started dating James.
Logan:
I thought he liked Pa?
James:
He decked me across the face when he found out.
Logan:
oH
James:
It was fine after.
Tyler:
How????
James:
Had a drink with the man, talked about life and stuff.
He was actually pretty nice
Tyler:
By your standards..
Logan:
Huh.
Jessica:
Aiden where did you go?
Aiden:
Hiding
Daniel:
He's hiding under the table
Aiden:
DAD
Daniel:
I can SEE those grimey toes of yours Aiden
Pick a better spot
Aiden:
MY TOES ARE FINE
Daniel:
NO THEY ARE NOT
Taylor:
IM BACK WHAT DID I MISS
Tyler:
It took you that long to take the trash out?
Taylor:
No I saw a cat and got distracted
ALSO WTF
BEN YOU SNITCHED WITHOUT MEEEEEEE
Naomi:
You planned this??????
Taylor:
Yeah
William:
Why????
Ben:
He knows why
Aiden:
I ALREADY SAID SORRY
Ben:
B U L L S H I T
Ashlyn:
Hey so quick heads up dad left the house. And both of my parents are talking about having a talk with both of us sooooo
Aiden:
...FAWK
Daniel:
Better take those grimey toes and hide somewhere else
Aiden:
IM GOING
Tyler:
LOL
Emma:
We seriously do need to have that talk though
You can't be sneaking your boyfriend in at night
Ashlyn:
We're not doing anything though
Emma:
Ashlyn
Ashlyn:
Fineeee
Mike:
You see what you've done
You've corrupted her
Emma:
She was always like this she just has friends now
Mike:
Emma hon let me have this
Emma:
No
Mike:
:[
Aiden:
I GOT A BETTER SPOT
Jessica:
My closet isn't a better spot
Come out
Aiden:
But I'm not ready to come out yet
Logan:
Dw we support you
Aiden:
Thank you fellow gay boy
Tyler:
Ew he's gay
Taylor:
Wow homophobic much?
Tyler:
No im aidenphobic
Logan is delightful <3
Logan:
<3
Mariana:
Aw
Mary:
...Now I know how my dad felt about James
Stop growing up would you
Logan:
LOL
Tyler:
Don't deck me please
Mary:
I might
Logan:
She won't they both just like fucking with you
They like you a lot
Tyler:
YOUVE BEEN MESSING WITH ME THIS WHOLE TIME?!
James:
We're old we gotta have fun somehow
Tyler:
UNBELIEVABLE
Taylor:
This is why I like being the most chill
Ben:
Taylor you are the furthest thing from chill
Taylor:
Ben I will finish what Shane started DONT you dare
Aiden:
HEY
TOO FAR
Ben:
Dw Aiden it's ok
We have each other dark joke permission
Naomi:
??? Dark joke permission?
Ben:
She has permission to joke about Shane
Taylor:
And he has permission to joke about dad
Ben:
Long as we don't take it too far
Taylor:
Ye
Daniel:
See
Communication people
William:
Communicate with your wife without being scared of her then we'll talk
Jessica:
Aiden mikes here
Aiden:
FAWK
(A/N: IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO COME OUT, ITS TESTING SEASON UNFORTUNATELY SO I HAVE A CRAP TON OF TESTS I NEED TO TAKE—ACT TESTING AND SAT TESTING, WHEN ITS OVER ILL GO BACK TO POSTING MORE REGULARLY I PROMISE)