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Felix the Cat & Brick Heck: Wrecked Pizzas

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By CheeseyStuff

Felix the cat is delivering 8 pizzas to a house, he ring the doorbell.

Brick's mom opens the door.

Felix: Howdy! Got your 8 pizzas!

Bricks mom: We didn't order 8 pizzas

Felix: Screw this, just take it.

Felix gives Bricks mom the pizzas and she brings them in.

Bricks Mom: We just got 8 free pizzas!

The evil Brick Heck then evilly laughs and dances.

Brick: You're gonna love our pizza!

But the cat hears the noise of pure irredeemable evil.

Felix: Crap, I gotta call up the league of Felixes!

Felix now is the Felix club with Fix it Felix Jr. from the game Fix it Felix Jr, and Felix the Shark.

Felix: Guys, it's Brick, he's back!

Fix it Felix: Oh No!

Felix the Shark: Crap!

Felix: I can't let him get his way after he killed my mother, I need help to kill this child, Felix, can you help?

Felix the Shark: Nope, unfortunately I have a business meeting today.

Felix: Oh, well Felix, can you Fix it?

Fix it Felix: I really don't think so...

Felix the Cat frowns sadly, boohoo

Fix it Felix: But I know a guy...

Meanwhile, Brick Heck is eating Pizza.

Brick: You're gonna love our pizza!

There's a knock at the door.

Brick: Ooh! I wonder if I scored an 1000 on a test and I'm being congratulated.

Brick opens the door, only to be directly punched through the wall by Wreck it Ralph

Ralph: I'm gonna wreck it!

Brick: Oh crap!

Ralph takes Brick and smashes his head into the floor 187 times, then throws him into the ceiling fan, which makes his bits bounce in every which way.

Brick: You're gonna love our pizza!

Ralph: GRRR, this is worse than my character assassination in my theatrical sequel!

The Felixes are just watching Ralph punch Brick into more and more tiny bits as he keeps screaming.

Brick: You're gonna love our pizza!

Brick: You're gonna love our pizza!

Brick: You're gonna love our pizza!

Ralph: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!

Ralph punches so hard that Brick's bits go all the way to hell.

Ralph: I wrecked it.

The audience does a standing ovation.

Felix: How did this even relate to me?

The audience laughs.

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