Daniel- fuck me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist?
Zach- if you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
Jack- I hope you got pet insurance because tonight I'm gonna destroy that pussy
Jonah- call me leaves, because you should be blowing me
Corbyn- can you help me with my science assessment, I need to know how to get to Uranus
Daniel- I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down and do you all night long
Zach- I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you
Jack- I named my dick "the truth" because bitches can't handle it
Jonah- pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed, first is you
Corbyn- you look so innocent, so sweet and as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat.
Daniel- you know, if I were you I'd have sex with me
Zach- yeah it's big, and if you pet it, it spits
Jack- what time do you get off, can I watch?
Jonah- wanna play army, I lay down and you blow the hell out of me
Corbyn- the FBI wants to steal my penis, can I hide it in you?