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A little bit of everything all rolled into one. Because I can't be a fan of just one thing, so this is a coll... More

A/N
Heart of the Gods- Thor x Loki x Reader
Bronn and the Lioness - Bronn x Reader
Victor and the Queen of Gotham - Victor Zsasz x Oswald X Reader
Nygma and the Doctor - Ed Nygma x Reader
Two of a Kind - Ramsey Bolton x Reader
I'm in Love with a Monster - Loki x Reader
Joker and the Hatter - Joaquin Phoenix Joker x Reader
Be my Valentine? - ? x Reader
The Expendables - Lee Christmas x Reader
Penguin and his Queen - Gotham Penguin x Reader
The wise woman- Tormund x Reader
Scotty and the Racer- Star Trek AU
Bucky and the Phantom- Bucky Barnes x Reader
Ant problem- Scott Lang x Reader
Petyr and the Necromancer- Petyr Baelish x Sister Reader
Sandor and the Assassin - Sandor x Reader
Down the rabbit hole - Ed Nygma Gotham x Reader
Alpha and Omega - Loki x Reader
Tyrion's Twin- Tyrion x Reader
Hi All
The other Lestrade - Sherlock x Reader
For the love of a brother - Commodus x Reader
Commodus and the Celt
Lestrade and the Third Holmes
Harry Hart and the Lady of the Lake - Kingsman x Reader
The Sniper - TWD - Negan x Rick x Daryl x Reader
Arthur and the Lady in White - Arthur Fleck x Reader
Tormund and the Pretty Crow's Twin
The Sniper - TWD - Part 2 - Negan x Reader
The Sniper - TWD - Part 3 - Daryl x Reader
The Sniper - TWD - Part 4 - Rick x Reader
Knight in Shining Armour - Ed Nygma x Reader
The Devil's Own - Part 1 - Jack Sparrow x Reader
The Devil's Own - Part 2 - Jack Sparrow x Reader
The New Partner - Sandor x Reader - Modern AU
The New Partner - Part 2 - Sandor x Reader - Modern AU
The Dark Rider - LotR - Elrond x Reader
A little advice on women - Ed Nygma x Reader
Expendables - Barney x Reader
Alfie's Right Hand "Man" - Peaky Blinders - Part 1 - John Shelby x Reader
Secret Love - Gotham - Oswald x Reader
What Joker wants Joker Gets - Joker x Reader
Thranduil and the Dark Elf - Part 1
Ramsay's Favourite
The Snow Queen and the Bear - GoT - Ser Jorah x Reader
Not another Hobgoblin! - Part 1 - Leonard 'Bones' McCoy x Reader
My Girl - Expendables - Gunnar Jensen x Reader
Love in the time of Quarantine - Arthur x Reader
Keep up Old Man - Expendables - Galgo x Reader
One more drink - Expendables - Gunnar x Reader
I Love You - Expendables - Toll Road x Reader
The Tomboy - Expendables - Barney x Reader
The Goddess of Warriors - Game of Thrones - The Dream Team x Reader
I am never gonna hear the last of this - Expendables - Christmas x Reader
I am never gonna hear the last of this - Part 2- Christmas x Reader
I am never gonna hear the last of this - Part 3 - Christmas x Reader
The Ultimate Chess Piece - GoT - Varys x Petyr x Reader
A Strange Place To Find A New Recruit - Expendables - Christmas x Reader
Going up with a Bang! - Expendables - Galgo x Reader
A Sellsword's Sister - GoT - Bronn x Tyrion x Reader
Rocket's Girl - Rocket x Reader
A/N
The Elemental - Witcher - Geralt x Reader
For the love of a Stark - Avengers - Steve x Reader
Penguin's little sister - Gotham - Victor x Reader
Big bad wolf - Expendables - Church x Reader
Bugs - Gotham - Ed x Reader
A brother's best friend - Expendables - Caesar x Reader
The Aussie - Expendables - The Team x Reader
The Harbinger - Avengers - Bucky x Natasha x Reader
Queen of the north - GoT - Robb Stark x Reader
The Aussie - Expendables - Part 2
You Love Me? - Witcher - Jaskier x Reader
The dark heart of Arkham - Suicide Squad Joker x Reader
Mystery Man - Avengers/X-men crossover x Reader
The Harbinger - Part 2 - Bucky x Reader
Queen of the seas - GoT - Euron x Reader
The Rare Feral - Victor Creed x Reader
A Chance Meeting - Part 1 - Moriarty x Reader
Innocent Bystander - Gotham - Harvey x Reader
Overlord - Expendables - Part 1 - Barney x Reader
Overlord - Part 2 - Barney x Reader
The Night Queen - GoT - Dream Team x Reader
The She Wolf - GoT - Jon Snow x Reader
Anyone but Sherlock - Sherlock x Reader
A Chance Meeting - Part 2 - Moriarty x Reader
Beautiful Memories - GoT - Young/Old Robert Baratheon x Reader
The Sniper - TWD - Part 5 - Negan x Rick x Daryl x Reader
The Harbinger - Part 3 - Bucky x Reader
Walls come tumbling down - Sherlock x Reader
M Platoon - Logan x Victor x Reader
M Platoon - Part 2 - Logan x Victor x Reader
Our American Cousins - Mycroft x Reader
The Elven Rebel and the King Under The Mountain - Thorin x Reader
M Platoon - Part 3 - Logan x Victor x Reader
Overlord - Expendables - Part 3
Mermaid - Arthur Fleck - Part 1
Mermaid - Arthur Fleck - Part 2
Once upon a time in the West - GoT - Part 1
Once upon a time in the West - GoT - Part 2
M Platoon - Part 4
Once upon a time in the West - GoT - Part 3
A Chance Meeting - Part 3 - Moriarty x Reader
The Mother and the Maiden - GoT - Tormund x Reader
A Little Dutch Courage - The Expendables - Christmas x Reader
Once upon a time in the West - Part 4
M Platoon - Part 5 - Logan x Creed x Reader
Long live our King - R.I.P Chadwick Boseman
The Elven Rebel and the King under the Mountain - Part 2 - Thorin x Reader
Once upon a time in the west - GoT - Part 5
Playtime - GoT - Robb x Jon x Theon x Reader
Mermaid - Part 3
The Lost Sniper - Expendables - Part 1
Love out of time - GoT - Petyr x Reader
She's mine now - Expendables - Part 1 - Hector x Reader
Love out of time - GoT - Part 2 - Petyr x Reader
Until we meet again - Sherlock x Reader
Love out of time - Part 3
They come at night - GoT - Ramsay x Reader
Love out of time - GoT - Part 4 - Petyr x Reader
I hate you; I love you - Clint Barton x Reader
Guardian Angel - Expendables - Galgo x Reader
Mermaid - Part 4 - Arthur x Reader
She's mine now - Part 2 - Expendables - Hector x Reader
Who wants to live forever - GoT - Petyr x Reader
Guardian Angel - Expendables - Part 2 - Galgo x Reader
All I want for Christmas - Arthur Fleck x Reader
Innocent Bystander - Part 1 - Avengers x Reader
Not your fault - Part 1 - Bruce Banner x Reader
Of Asgard and Olympus - Part 1 - Loki x Thor x Reader
Not your fault - Part 2 - Bruce Banner x Reader
The sword of the skull - Part 1 - Bucky Barnes x Reader
Alfie's Right Hand "Man" - Peaky Blinders - Part 2 - John Shelby x Reader
Not your fault - Part 3 - Bruce Banner x Reader
A war to end all wars - Peaky Blinders - Arthur Shelby x Reader
The announcement - Tony Stark x Reader
Two of a kind - Wade Wilson/Deadpool x Reader
The Lost Sniper - Expendables - Part 2
The announcement - Part 2 - Tony Stark x Scott Lang x Reader
The Rare Feral - Part 2 - Victor Creed x Reader
Sword of the skull - Part 2 - Charles Xavier x Reader
Undead Heart - GoT - Part 1 - Tywin Lannister x Reader
Fifty shades of Lannister - GoT - Tywin Lannister x Reader
Knave of Hearts - Sherlock x Watson x Reader
The announcement - Part 3 - Scott Lang x Tony Stark x Reader
A war to end all wars - Part 2 - Peaky Blinders - Arthur Shelby x Reader
Not the hat - The Hobbit - Bofur x Reader
Two of a kind - Part 2 - Wade Wilson/Deadpool x Reader
Alfie's right hand "Man" - Peaky Blinders - Part 3 - John Shelby x Reader
I love you. Dumbass! - Part 1 - The Expendables - Gunnar x Reader
Innocent bystander - Part 2 - Avengers x Reader
Fifty shades of Lannister - Part 2 - GoT - Tywin x Reader
Always have his heart - The Expendables - Toll x Reader
The soul of the Lonely Mountain - Part 1 - Thorin Oakenshield x Reader
The Emissary - Part 1 - Fili Durin x Reader
The spirit of the woods - Part 1 - The Guardians x Reader
The Emissary - Part 2 - Fili Durin x Reader
She's gone - X-Men - Part 1 - Young Charles x Young Erik x Reader
Water Maiden - The Hobbit - Part 1 - Bilbo x Reader
An old friend - Part 1 - Bucky x Steve x Avengers x Reader
She's gone - X-Men - Part 2 - Young Charles x Young Erik x Reader
She's gone - X-Men - Part 3 - Young Charles x Young Erik x Reader
The Lucky Lady - PotC - Part 1 - Norrington x Reader
The announcement - Part 4 - Tony Stark x Reader
Two of a kind - Part 3 - Wade Wilson/Deadpool x Reader
Two of a kind - Part 4 - Wade Wilson/Deadpool x Reader
The rare feral - Part 3 - Victor Creed x Reader
The announcement - Part 5 - Scott Lang x Reader
The lost girl - Part 1 - X-Men x Avengers x Reader
Soul of the Lonely Mountain - Part 2 - Thorin Oakenshield x Reader
She's gone - X-Men - Part 4 - Young Charles x Young Erik x Reader
Westeros' Most Wanted - Modernish AU- Part 1 - GoT - Ramsay x Reader
Sword of the skull - Part 3 - Bucky Barnes x Reader
Soul of the Lonely Mountain - Part 3 - Thorin Oakenshield x Reader
The spirit of the woods - Part 2 - Peter Quill x Reader
The announcement - Part 6 - Scott Lang x Reader
She's gone- Part 5 - Logan x Reader
The Twin Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring x Reader
She's gone - X-Men - Part 6 - Young Charles x Young Erik x Reader
Two of a kind - Part 5 - Wade Wilson/Deadpool x Reader
The Twin Rings - Part 2 - The Fellowship of the Ring x Reader
A good man - Part 1 - Steve Rogers/Captain America x Reader
Shadow - LotR - Part 1 - Legolas x Reader
A good man - Part 2 - Steve Rogers/Captain America x Reader
Yes Master - Loki x Reader
Bounty Hunter - Part 1 - Star Wars - Han x Luke x Reader
Unexpected admirer - The Expendables - Church x Reader
Fabled - Geralt x Reader
Lady Hawk - Clint Barton/Hawkeye x Reader
She's gone - X-Men - Part 7 - Young Charles x Young Erik x Reader
Which one of you idiots did it? - Part 1 - Loki x Stephen x Reader
An old adversary - Part 1 - Tony Stark x Reader
The spirit of the woods - Part 3 - Peter Quill x Reader
An old adversary - Part 2 - Tony Stark x Reader
Twin? - Part 1 - Thor x Loki x Reader
Twin? - Part 2 - Thor x Loki x Reader
An old adversary - Part 3 - Tony Stark x Reader
New book. And thank you from the bottom of my heart

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree - Expendables - Christmas x Reader

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By Avengerssoulmate

"Hey Tool!" Christmas shouted out as he walked into the shop.

"Who does the Kawasaki Ninja H2 belong to." Christmas asked, as he saw that Tool, had his head buried in the paper, while someone else was working on Barney's tattoos.

"What the fuck? I thought Barney only let you work on him, who the hell is that?" Christmas said, looking at the back of the woman that was hunched over Barney, the buzzing sound of her tattoo gun filling the small parlour.

"The answer to both those questions is one in the same." Tool said, chewing on the toothpick in his mouth.

"Sweetheart, I want you to meet someone." Tool called out, looking up from his paper.

Christmas watched as the women rose from her chair, gave Barney a kiss on the cheek, and turned towards where Christmas and Tool now stood. Christmas's eyes widened as the younger woman walked towards them, a warm beautiful smile on her lips that made it impossible for him not to stare. She was most certainly stunning, and there was also something strangely familiar about her that Christmas couldn't quite put his finger on. Both of her arms and the top of her chest were covered in brightly coloured tattoos, the skin-tight jeans and top she wore, were making Christmas's imagination run wild as she came to stand next to Tool, the older man placing his arm around her shoulders and a kiss to her forehead.

"(Y/n), I would like you to meet Christmas, Christmas, this is my daughter (Y/n)." Tool said proudly, as he looked down at the young woman.

"Oh, so your Christmas. Pop's and uncle Barney have told me all about you." (Y/n) said, holding out her hand for him to shake.

"Uncle Barney?" Christmas said, looking at Barney as he came up behind Tool and (Y/n).

"Yeah, uncle Barney." Barney told him, as he too placed a kiss to the girl's head.

"Well if you two will give me a few minutes, I just have to finish one more thing, and you will have my undivided attention." (Y/n) said, grabbing Barney by the hand and pulling him back towards the chair to put the last touches to Barney's new tattoo.

"I didn't know you had a kid." Christmas said, taking the beer that Tool was offering him.

"Barney is the only other person to really knows about her, she spent most of her life living with her mom; mine isn't exactly the life you want a daughter to see; but she's always been my little girl." Tool said, watching as his daughter, cleaned up Barney, and wrapped his shoulder in clear wrap.

"Doesn't look like the apple fell far from the tree, she taking over the family business?" Christmas chuckled, looking slightly confused as he saw a twinkle in Tool's eye.

"Sweetheart, if ya finished with Barney, why don't you come and show Christmas what you can do." Tool called out, grabbing a scarf from the table next to him as his daughter walked over.

Christmas's eyebrows furrowed as Tool turned (Y/n) around and placed the blindfold over her eyes.

"I'm gonna put three guns on the table, I want you to tell Christmas what they are and break them down as you do it. Ok?" Tool asked, smiling as his daughter nodded.

Tool went over to the wall, punching a code into a pad, a door opening to reveal a panel full of weapons.

"I've just got these in, (Y/n) hasn't seen them yet." Tool told Christmas, as Barney watched on, amused at his friend's confusion.

As Tool placed the weapons on the table, (Y/n) smiled as her fingers ghosted over the first gun, before she picked it up and began to dismantle it.

"It's a Beretta 9mm pistol; barrel length 4.9 inches. Semi-automatic, lightweight pistol designed to replace the M1911A1 .45 calibre pistol, and .38 calibre revolver. Can be fired, in either a double or single action mode, and can be unloaded without activating the trigger while the safety is in the "on" position. 15 round mag and can be fired without the magazine inserted." (Y/n) said, placing the parts of the pistol, neatly on the table, as Tool and Barney smiled at one another.

"This is a M107 .50 calibre sniper rifle, manufactured by Barrett; this particular model had the 20 inch barrel length. Semi-automatic long range sniper rifle, capable of delivering precise, rapid fire on targets up to 2,000 meters. Dual chamber detachable muzzle brake, dual barrel springs and long mainspring design to reduce recoil. Uses a variable power day sight, has a 10-round detachable box magazine and weighs 35 pounds fully loaded." Christmas sat back in his seat, still struggling to believe that the beautiful woman before him could actually be quite this good.

(Y/n) smiled as she picked up the last gun, holding it expertly against her shoulder. "Ah, one of my personal favourites; it's the M240B, manufactured by FN Herstel, used by the Navy, Army, Marine Corp and the Airforce. Weighs 27.1 pounds, barrel length 24.8 mm, calibre 7.62 x 51 mm. Max rate of fire 950 rounds per minute, max range of 3,725 metres; general purpose machine gun, fully automatic, its belt fed from a 100 round bandoleer. Base of the barrel is chromium plated, reducing barrel wear to a minimum." (Y/n) said, placing the last part of the gun on the table.

As (Y/n) reached up to take the blindfold off, Tool stopped her, placing a knife in her hand and spinning her around three times before stopping her to face him.

"Do you know the picture of the skull on the wall?" Tool asked, watching as (Y/n) slowly centred herself before nodding her head.

"I want you to hit right between the eyes." Tool said, as within an instant (Y/n) had spun on her heels the knife leaving her hand and landing directly on target.

Barney and Tool laughed as Christmas spat out his beer, looking at (Y/n) as she slowly pulled the blindfold from her eyes.

"That's my girl." Tool smiled, pulling her proudly to his side.

"And yes, one day she will carry on the family business." Tool said, as Barney walked up to Christmas.

"Not bad, is she?" Barney said, smiling discreetly as he watched Christmas stare at (Y/n) who was putting the guns back together.

"That's an understatement." Christmas hummed, as his eye stopped at her ass.

"If you're gonna ask her out, I'll give you a warning, don't hurt her or you'll have her pops and uncle to answer to." Barney warned, slapping Christmas on the back.

"You mean you'll let me take her out?" Christmas asked in disbelief.

Barney chuckled. "She was obviously trying to impress you, and if you don't ask her, she will only ask you; but if you want to do it now, you better be quick." Barney said, pointing towards the door as (Y/n) grabbed her helmet and made her way outside.

"Hey, wait!" Christmas called out, chasing through the doorway, catching (Y/n) as she got on her bike.

"You don't fancy grabbing a beer, do you?" Christmas asked, smiling as (Y/n) took her helmet back off.

"Is the Ducati Desmosedici yours?" (Y/n) asked, indicating at the large red bike not far from her own.

Christmas nodded, standing up straighter as he looked proudly at the machine.

"Well hotshot, you show me the way, and we can have that beer now if you like." (Y/n) chuckled, as Christmas rushed over to his bike, starting it up and pulling up to the side of her.

"And I might just show you how to throw a knife in return, pops tells me that you're nowhere near as good as he is." (Y/n) smirked, as she put her helmet on her head.

"Give me half a chance and I'll show you how good I am, sweetheart." Christmas said, wriggling his eyebrows suggestively.

"Oh, we'll see hotshot, we'll see." (Y/n) said, suddenly putting her bike in gear, and speeding off through the evening light.

Christmas couldn't help but laugh as he quickly followed; realising that the apple really hadn't fallen far from the tree.


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