Robin Hood has added Tigger to 'Crackhead Central'
Robin Hood
Welcome to the madness Tigger!
Spider
You didn't...
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What's going on?
Tigger
Uh, hey?
???
Who's the unknown Birdbrain?
Robin Hood
This is who Spider's been
texting for the past week
Spider
You're dead.
???
Ohhhh, you better start running boi.
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Why are you running?!
Tigger
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!?!
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Oh god, there's two of them
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YES I AM THE GOD OF THUNDER!
Tigger
Not to be rude but...
Who the hell are you people?
???
Oh yeah right.
You can call me genius.
Tigger
...
Egomaniac it is
???
Ha! I like this kid.
Tigger
Thank you, thank you very much.
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Can I be meme boi?
Tigger
Sure Meme Boi.
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You can call me Captain.
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Then I'm Sargent.
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I DECLARE I AM THE
GOD OF POPTARTS!!
Tigger
Dude, switch off the caps lock.
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I'm birdy
???
Mr Green
???
Speedy!
???
I guess I'm red
Tigger
There's a lot of you..
I thought Spider didn't
have any friends.
Egomaniac
BURN!
Meme Boi
Oooooooooooooh
Sargent
I can confirm that spider
is smiling.
I repeat spider is smiling.
Birdy
You've broken Spider.
Tigger
...
Imma take that as a good thing.
Wait, Peter? Is that you.
Meme boi
How do you know my name?!
Tigger
I go to midtown you imbecile.
Egomaniac
Great. Now we know your school!
Tigger
I'm 16 and I live in New York.
Now you know everything about me!
Speedy
What's your name?
Tigger
Be damned if I knew.
Red
You don't know your
own name?
Tigger
Nope :)
Sargent
That's rough.
There was a time I didn't
know my name before.
I lost all of my memories
and it was really hard
to get them back.
...
Kid you there?
Tigger
Sorry I fell asleep...
Meme Boi
While I was waiting on you
to make me a sandwich!
Speedy
Go back to sleep and starve.
Tigger
Ahhhh! Stop!
Red
I could've dropped my
croissant.
Captain
Children are weird.
Spider
Agreed.
Egomaniac
Yup.
Poptarts
WHY ARE THE MIDGARDIAN
CHILDREN TALKING IN
SUCH RIDDLES?
Tigger
They're called vines old man.
It's how gen z communicate.
Birdy
Poptarts just got told!
Sargent
Oh shut it feathers.
Birdy
Make me punk princess.
Tigger changed Birdy's name to 'Feathers'.
Tigger changed Sargent's name to 'Punk princess'.
Tigger
Those are great.
Feathers
Oh come on!!
Punk princess
I like it. It brings out the
Asshole in your eyes.
Captain
Language!!
Tigger
How old are you?
Egomaniac
Old. Like very old.
Spider
He's a fossil.
Tigger
Oop. Well it's been nice
meeting you all but I gotta run.
Adios!
Tigger has left the chat
Spider
We will be discussing this.
At length.
Spider has left the chat
Robin Hood
...
I feel like I'm in trouble.
Egomaniac
I think you're right.
Mackenzi's pov:
Well, that was interesting. Spider sure has some weird friends but they seem nice? I guess? I turn on the camera on my phone to check my reflection. And oh shit. My once ivory skin now had a sickly yellow tint to it causing the heavy bags under my eyes to stick out even more. Sarah was coming for a visit today, I've packed my bags in advance. It's clear they won't be keeping me. Homes for hard to place kids are tricky to come by, because that's what we are. They read your file, see the massive red x next to your name and think trouble, think that you're probably going to steal something or be a flight risk when in actual fact, you just have an absence of parental love which impacts on your mental health. Well, that's the case for some kids anyway. I'm not proud of my past, but it made me the person I am today, am for that, I am thankful.
My thoughts are interrupted by a knock on the front door. She's here, it's time. Leaving my bags leaning on the wall supporting the door, I make my descent downstairs, coming face to face with her smiling form.
"Hello Maxi, I'm pretty sure you know the drill by now." I nod, my eyes remaining focused on the floor. "So, Max, do you want to stay here?" I glance over to the Johnson's who were glaring at me with murderous intent.
"No." I say finally, gaining confidence. "I'd actually like to file a report against them." Sarah looks at me confused for a few seconds before realisation washes over her.
"Very well then, go and collect your belongings, and I can assure you that you will be visited by a member of the social very shortly." I don't stick around to hear the rest, I run up the stairs into my "room", grabbing my bags and my phone before dashing back down, taking them two at a time. Sarah gestures me outside before either could try and speak to me so I follow her out to the car, throwing my bags into the trunk and climbing into the backseat, my phone laying on my lap. The blonde climbs into the driver's seat and turns to me with a sigh.
"What did they do Max?" She asks, exhausted. I choose not to say anything, I just pull down the neck of my shirt revealing the slightly healed gash across my shoulder. The stitching surprisingly held together pretty well all things considering.
"He did that to you?!?! Why didn't you call me?"
"I wasn't meant to have my phone. I didn't wanna risk it!" Sarah puts her head in her hands and sighs.
"Well, you're lucky. We have a new couple who are specialising in hard to place kids. I can give them a call."
"Well, I got nowhere else to be." I reply, leaning back into the chair. Sarah looks at me disapprovingly.
"Just entertain yourself." I salute and pick up my phone, turning on the group chat.
Tigger
Hola bitches.
Egomaniac
Oh! Its back
Green
Be nice Ego
Robin hood
Hey kid
Tigger
Nice to see you too
Punk princess
Hey guys.
Nat's on a call, we might
be getting our first foster kid!
Green
Congrats guys
Tigger
Yay! I'm so happy for you guys.
Spider will be a good mom.
Egomaniac
Hopefully she won't kill it.
Robin hood
Ego!
Get into time out!
You said something mean!
Egomaniac
FINE!!!!
Tigger
...
You people are weird.
Robin Hood
We know
Green
Shouldn't you be in school?
I know Meme Boi is.
Tigger
I probably should be but...
Robin Hood
Are you skipping?
Tigger
Uh..
Yeah.
Punk Princess
Spider is gonna be mad....
Tigger
Not if you don't tell her!!
Punk Princess
You mean you want me to
lie to my wife?!
Tigger
Wait, your wife?
Dad?
Punk princess
Wha- uh sure.
Tigger
Gasps I have parents?!
Green
Are you okay?
Tigger
Nope.
Punk princess
Do you need help?
Tigger
Probably.
Spider
Hey I'm back.
Tigger, we'll speak at length
about you skipping school.
Tigger
Yes ma'am!
Spider
@Punk princess we've got a
kid coming in 30 minutes.
Punk princess
Really?!?! Oh god
WE NEED TO GET READY!!!
Talk later!
Spider has left the chat
Punk princess has left the chat
Tigger
Welp, this has been fun but
I better get going.
Green
You should go to school!
Tigger
What? No
Can't hear you.
Baiiii
Tigger has left the chat
"Right, their expecting you in about half an hour so belt up." I put my phone on the middle seat and pull the belt around my body. Sarah starts the car and pulls out of the driveway onto the main road.
"I think you're really gonna like this couple Max, I interviewed them myself. They've got a great big home." She says with a smile. I roll my eyes and turn my attention out of the window, yeah, home.