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The Banana Bus Crew and RWBY

By sound0wave0

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The crew's on Remnant and being the most chaotic guys they can be! Lights are shining over Vale and a man in... More

Not a chapter{REDO}
CHAPTER ONE: Lights In The Sky
CHAPTER TWO: "Dude Is That A Cargo Plane?"
CHAPTER THREE: High Speed Runway
CHAPTER FOUR: Pig V.s Bowler Hat
CHAPTER FIVE: Red and White
CHAPTER SIX: Change
CHAPTER SEVEN:Sucker Punch
CHAPTER EIGHT: The Dorm
CHAPTER NINE: Cafitera Clash
CHAPTER TEN: Kinda brawl
CHAPTER XI: A Big Ass Robot
CHIBI! : Illegal Towing (Probably)
CHAPTER XII: The Shipment of Pain
CHAPTER XIII: Dance Pt:1
CHIBI! : Ghosts
CHAPTER XV: The Hangover
CHAPTER XVI: A New Face
CHAPTER XVII: A Field Trip
CHIBI! : Higher Intelect
CHAPTER XVIII: Search and Destroy
CHAPTER XIX: What Is Your Reason?
CHAPTER XX: How tall do you think that building is?
CHAPTER XXI: Rescue The Idiot
NOT A CHAPTER
Christmas In Vale!
CHAPTER XXII: Big Ass Train
CHIBI!: Who are these losers?
CHAPTER XXIII: Train Boarding 101
CHAPTER XXIV
XXV: Holy Hell, it's Iron-Man (but not really)
XXVI: Aftermath
XXVI: Of Vice and Vale

CHAPTER XIV: Dance pt:2

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To say that Neptune ran off would be a massive understatement, when he had rightfully sprinted away out of a mix of both fear and confusion, Wildcat turned towards the new arrival, still shitfaced. "HOLY SHEET! I-is...is t..tat a mancow!?" He yelled drunkenly, once again messing up on the last word.

Basically deadpanned and held wildcat back, giving him Noglas precious bucket to throw up in and turned towards Delirious "Hey Delirious! Wanna play twenty questions old buddy ol'pal?" He asked in an overly cheerful voice, his friend didn't see anything suspicious.

"Ok! Your go first." He giggled, still on that horse "Ok, ok , first question: Where you been man? We've missed you!" He cried still in that cheerful voice. Delirious looked like he needed a minute to think about it "OH! Ye ye I was trying to get you guys all dates for this dance. Couldn't get any though, don't know why."

[{Earlier}]

Ruby was walking back to her locker with her scythe, she didn't have her usual childlike aura with her, instead she was rather sad and not in high spirits. She didn't even want to prepare for the dance because of her lingering thoughts about the state of Blake's health. She sighed as she opened the metal box but stopped when she looked down and saw a cookie. Being who she was, she bent down to try and get the precious snack but before she could grab it the cookie moved further away. She stared confusedly at the cookie before trying to grab it again with the same result.

"Delirious what are you doing with that string?" She heard a angry Weiss ask from around the corner followed by what sounded like a crow screaming and rapid footsteps.

Ruby ignored it and grabbed the snack before walking away, taking off the thin string attached to it.

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Velvet considered herself reasonably intelligent but no way in hell could she have anticipated that a single carrot in a circle of rope attached to the ceiling could be dangerous.

She was currently frozen stiff, hanging high in the air by a rope around her ankle, her rabbit ears and hair hanging down and her hat on the floor. The Faunus heard the sound of footsteps coming closer, or it could just be the blood rushing to her head from being stuck upside down for the last hour.

"Delirious I saw you, I know you're around here!" A mans voice rang out, getting closer until a guy in a multicoloured tank top and shades walked just under her, not seeing her.

"Ummm....hello." She called down, causing the man to jump and look side to side frantically. He finally looked up and his expression was a mix of relief and slightly disturbed "Oh. Hi there you wouldn't have happened to have seen a guy in a hockey mask running around here?" He asked causally. She looked towards her foot that was caught in the trap and gestures to it "Would he have done this?" She asked which made Moo sigh "Yep...yeah that sounds like his MO..." he said sadly. The quiet sound of the rope cracking filled the quiet hall and soon gave way, causing the Faunus to fall. Before she hit the floor, Moo had ran over and caught her just in time with ease "Yeah this was definitely him."

The two just stared at each other, the sounds of the world having completely Left and only leavening two people in the moment. Blood rushed to the rabbits face as their eyes met, the pair stood in silence in the moment. Their moment until.....
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He quickly set her down and looked around frantically "I saw blue! I know you're here!" He gave a small wave to the blushing Faunus and ran off.

Meanwhile Delirious started dumbfounded  from around the corner. "Huh. That...kinda went well..... on to the next!" And he then went off to continue his scheme.

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"Yeah that last one went differently in my head but I guess it sort of worked." Delirious finished whilst stroking the horse.

Basically could feel his blood vessels popping from extreme stress, and in the same sing-song voice he said "Ya know, I have just one small, teensy-weensy question..." he took a large breath, and then screamed.

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON A HORSE!?" He shook the man on the animal with complete anger....for some reason.  Everyone had not ever expected to see a man shaking another man in a hockey mask carrying a bag and riding a horse.

Then again half of them were drunk so they weren't sure if it was even real

Basically pointed to the large bag behind Delirious "What the fuck is that?" The large bag had bits of white spikes poking out of of it and a suspicious red liquid dripping from it.

Delirious looked behind him and happily nodded at Basically "Oh yeah you didn't let me finish! So basically..."

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"Come here little wolfy." The blue man whispered creepily as he sneakily snuck up an an unsuspecting beowolf, dog collar in hand "We're gonna go dancing." He grinned.

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Basically cocked his head "What does that have to do with the bag?" Delirious looked at him with a wide eye state and spoke with a low serious voice "Yeah he didn't want to cooperate..."

"And on that note, me and Moo are getting the fuck out of here." Vanoss said whilst grabbing Moo by the arm and walking off anywhere but the table with the drunk pig, the angry guy, the horse and the body bag. "Nah fok that I'm not staying here." Nogla ran after them as well.

Basically sighed, throwing Wildcat off of him and looking disgusted at the small vomit spot on his shirt "So what else did you do? You were gone for like, three days." Delirious threw the bag across the hall, apparently hitting someone and opening of the girly scream was anything to go by "Yeah yeah I was doing lots of cool stuff!"

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Yang was enjoying the party so far, everyone was enjoying themselves and so was she (who ever spiked the drink got her thanks) Her scroll buzzed in her pocket making her look down the white object and started in confusion.

There was an message from an unknown number reading. 'Hey hey hey wutch u doin? Cool cool, anyways I got sum tings you might need no need to tank me😎" and attached was a list containing a number, an email address and a couple social media accounts (one being 'TurdmanJones').

"What the fu-"

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"Yeeeeeaah...some really cool things."

Basically looked very concerned "Well considering you attempted kidnapping twice and just threw a body across a room I'm guessing it's not good." Delirious shook his head "Nah only some things were bad, I helped the cat lady!" He exclaimed so loudly that said cat lady herd and looked over in confusion "Oh? How'd you help Blake?"

'HOW DO THESE IDIOTS KNOW???' She screamed in her head, her best kept secret broken by a bunch of idiots.

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[{With Moo, Vanoss and Nogla}]

"Okay what the actual hell is going on here?" Vanoss's voice asked out from the back of the small crowd as he, Nogla and Moo pushed forward towards the front.

The three got there and oh boy did they see a sight "And more importantly, why is Jaune in a dress?" Moo stared blankly at the sight of JNPR all dancing, the blonde man wearing sneakers and a long dress. A random guy beside Vanoss leaned over "Apparently he's fulfilling a promise to her." He pointed at the familiar red haired woman. Vanoss squinted at her until it hit him, a blurry image of the woman leaning down whilst he was on the ground with a massive weight on his back.

A black plastic bag came hurling from the other side of the dancehall and landed in front of the dress wearing man and opened revealing the mangled mess of blood and flesh which made Jaune screech like a girl "Damm he did NOT let that thing go easy." Moo observed the mess of Grimm.

"Fuck this night I'm going to bed!" Nogla yelled as he stormed off towards the room "See you tomorrow!" Vanoss waved him off, turning to Moo "Yeah I'm going to go off as well." His friend looked confusedly at him "Why? I thought you of all people would like this kind of thing." Yes that is true, Vanoss was a guy practically made for parties like these. He had years of 'experience' if you catch my drift. "Yeah but I gotta do something for fake-terminator, see ya!" He then walked off towards the door.

Moo huffed in annoyance, he could either stay here alone with the dead Grimm and screaming man in the dress or go sit with the drunk and the guy who killed the Grimm. A VERY hard choice.

A small tap on his back made him turn around to see the familiar face of a brown haired rabbit Faunus. "Umm..hi I never got to thank you for earlier." She spoke nervously, turning a deep shade of red which made Moo chuckle slightly "Oh yeah! Sorry for kinda ditching you, I had to find the guy that did this." He pointed to the mess on the floor. "He the guy who made the trap, sorry for that."

Moo held out his hand for her to take "My names Moo, and you are...?" The Faunus look a second to look away from the body on the floor and answer him "My names Velvet, Velvet Scarlatina."

The man smiled a warm smile, somehow feeling better than he ever did.

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Elevator doors opened into a green room filled with multiple computers and keyboards, all displaying their home screens. Ruby stood at the doors with her scythe at the ready as she walked out into the large room.

She walked cautiously into the room, her eyes scanning past the computer screens, looking for the cause of her discomfort "uhhh...hello?" She asked for an intruder. The girl made a lot of noise after nearly tripping on her heels she got for the dance, surely throwing any kind of intimidation she held of an intruder "Is anyone there?"

Unbeknownst to her, a black haired woman in a disguise was hiding just behind one of the work stations, debating what to do.

"Hello?" She asked again, this time getting a sort-of response from the hidden figure.

The woman eerily rose up with her back turned, scaring the poor girl who nearly tripped again. She calmed down and tried to be nice to the unknown person "Excuse me." She started "You know, it's not a masquerade party, so why don't you take off that-"

The woman pulled out a canister and opened it, forming glass crystals in the air which flew towards Ruby with blinding speed, She deflected them with her scythe.

Neither noticed the elevator door open again and a man in red shoes walk in.

Ruby fired off four shots which the masked woman who blocked them with her gloved hand which glowed. She summoned two blades just as Ruby blasted forward.

"-so yeah it looks pretty high-tech, defiantly better than the shit you have." A mans voice was speaking, making the two stop fighting and turn towards him.

"Oh fok you Vanoss! My stuff is still the best and you know it." Another voice came from his scroll, the face on the screen showing that it was a video call. The voice sounded like Nogla's but it had a slight metallic echo to it.

The man in red casually walked in between the two women oblivious to their existence as he spoke to the caller "It is actually pretty sick, what do you think it's all used for?" He held the scroll out, letting the other side see the computers "Looks like navigations and maps, lot of Atlas military shit."

Ruby and Cinder looked at each other and back at the still oblivious Vanoss doubtfully. How could someone be so dumb?!

The face on the scroll looked over the shoulder of the man at the two standing there "uhhh...Vanoss who're they?" He pointed. The sound of an old door creaking opening rang out as Vanoss slowly turned his head to face them with a look of 'Oh shit' plastered on his face. "Umm I'll call you back..." he clicked the red button and fully turned to face the two "Am I intruding on anything or.....?"

Cinder singed irritably before rushing at him with her swords drawn 'This is mercy' she thought.

Vanoss braced himself for the attack but before she could slash at him, he saw rose petals fall in front of him and heard the metal 'clang' from Ruby's scythe hitting Cinder's blades. "Who the hell is that?" He asked his savior who shrugged her shoulders "Don't know, but I think I've seen them before." She replied "She's using pure dust be careful."

The man pulled out a pistol and cocked it "That's all I need to know." He grinned as he sprinted forward, sliding under another swarm of glass shards, shooting them as they passed as cover for Ruby.

She was to focused on Vanoss to notice Ruby closing the distance quickly. She used her scythes gun to blast her self off the ground, towards the woman who back-jumped Cinder turned quickly and her costume glowed, which formed a bow with three explosive arrows which landed just in front of the girl, causing her to fly back and land on the ground hard.

Cinder landed with a grin which soon faded as she felt the cold barrel of a gun being placed on her head "So uhhh...did..you just forget I existed or something?" She could hear his irritating grin from his voice alone.

Ruby got up with the help of her scythe and smiled at the man. The two suddenly looked toward the wall as the elevator doors opened to reveal Ironwood standing there.

Ruby smiled, thinking that there was three of them and one of her. All thoughts of confidence left when she looked back to see Vanoss standing there, still holding his gun in the same position, but except with Cinder now having vanished as if she was never there.

Vanoss looked down and jumped "What the fuck? Was that batman?"

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Yikes that was a wait eh? Sorry for that but I hope you all like this one👍🏻

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