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in which a guy calls a sex hotline just looking for a friend. ?iwearheelys, all rights reserved.

"Are you British?" "Well according to 23andMe, partly. My dislike of tea, however, says no." "That's such a stereotype!" "Honey, I'm a...

"Hello, we are here to advise you on all your questions, concerns, and problems related to relationships. How may I assist you today?" "I think my girlfr...

|| FEATURED BY WATTPAD || In which a cursed girl seeks comfort from a boy who radiates with every bit of positivity she desperately needs. Cover by @birdcrowns

"WAIT" what ._. "Ur a girl right?" nO iM a 50 yr oLd mAn tRyInG tO gEt iNtO uR pAnTs :/ "that last part was so unecessary"

!!! ATTENTION MALE STUDENTS OF BADER UNIVERSITY !!! Are you a participant in the tradition of violent, albeit organized, sport? Are you a capable writer? If the answer t...

" You are cute " " I know. You just delayed to say that" ?? Just some phone calls & two hearts are connected! Started on 3rd May, 2024 Finished on 9t...

In which a girl calls a help line and meets a boy on the other end who's willing to do anything to save her before she hits rock bottom. ??? "Sorry. I shouldn't be...

?This is IKEA's help center speaking. How may I help you?? ?My testicle is stuck.? ? sonderingly

Recently getting a new cell number Harlow kept receiving a call from a number she didn't recognize. Tired of them calling late at night she called the number back to dem...

"This is Holvan's Sushi hotline, how may I help you?" "That's one sexy voice" "Excuse me?" ? A sushi loving girl and a mysterious hotline...

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*COMPLETED* #1 on 抖阴社区 -1/12/2018 "Hel-" "JUDY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? I'M DYING HERE!" "Uh..shouldn't you call 911 if you're dyi...

Completed on May 29, 2020. ~ "Ap...." (You....) Muntaha couldn't utter anything else as Faris 'shh'ed her. He grabbed her by her shoulders and turned her aroun...

?what was your first clue?? * Copyright ? 2017 -#1 under the tag 'dialogue' 22/11/18

"Hello?" "Uhm.. Hey?" "Wait... You don't sound like my mother" "Unless I was miraculously aged a trillion times and somehow birthed a...

When Oliver Thomas calls his best friend to tell him about the best lay of his life, he doesn't expect a girl to answer it. Much less the girl who was the best lay of hi...

? don't look too far, right where you are, that's where i am ? ?? ????? a pop singer and a formula one driver reconnect, their bond bringing them the solace that...

"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week...

In a world of opulent kingdoms and hidden dangers, Audrey, the fiery princess with silver hair and red eyes, is forced into an arranged marriage with Athena, a stoic and...