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They don't have any fanfic yet so here's a smut **Don't take this seriously

Two years after Ernie's death, and Bert had safely escaped, things seem to be looking up for Bert. But his life is empty without Ernie, and there's only one thing that could fix it... avenging his lost love. And that meant one thing, returning to the city and finding Mr. Snuffleupagus. But going after a crime lord alone isn't easy. He'll need to find allies, new and old, and who knows what that could mean. (All Characters Belong To Their Rightful Owners)

One shots

Any connections to real-life politics in this story are purely coincidental and in no way reflect the views of its author. Characters in this book are not meant to accurately represent their real-life or fictional counterparts. Obama is the current head of the Democratic Party of Vietnam, one of two parties currently running for power over the country. Receiving news that the leader of the opposing Republican Party, Ronald Reagan, is attempting to piece together a divine artifact to seize power and take control of Vietnam by force, Obama sets out on a journey to stop him. Accompanied by his lifetime friend Goofy and two exceptional soldiers, privates Mickey and Ernie, Obama awakens himself to the hidden world of Gaits, supernatural phenomena that grant their users physics-defying powers, and sets off to stop Reagan's path of destruction. However, behind the scenes plots an evil mastermind masquerading as a friend, recruited by a mysterious organisation. Could Reagan's actions be the will of someone much more devious? In the first installment of the bone-tingling Chronicles of Obama series experience joy, grief, and mystery as you follow Obama along his dangerous journey through Vietnam to defeat Reagan's 'Four Guardians', holders of Reagan's most powerful tools, and eventually face Reagan himself. This is my first actual attempt at making a story, and as nonsensical as it may be I still take the story seriously (because it's funnier that way). I will appreciate any and all feedback, which will allow me to continue writing onwards. And yes, I do have 4 more installments planned out.

What happens when the oldest Lopez child comes back home to study online. Can she survive the crazyness of her family once again.

Ernie's life after the Vietnam war was okay, until he realized he killed the wrong guy.

Carnival Rainer is the girlfriend of celebrity Ricky Coogan,when embattled corporation E.E.S(Every Except Shoes)hires Ricky to serve as its spokesperson amid a spate of reports that the company uses a toxic substance in the products it manufactures.Ricky goes to South America to dispel the rumors while Carnival stays in California.after not hearing from Ricky or Ernie for days,she imagines the worse and decides to go down to South America to find the boys and bring them back home.when she arrives there she stumbles upon an amusement park while searching for the boys and discovers that the man running the amusement park(Elijah P. Skuggs)is using the substance in EES products to turn people into hideous freaks.Can Carnival save the day?or will she become a freak herself?

Hermione has her first period. I do not own these characters, they belong to JK Rowling. No money is being made so no copyright needed.

After the few years of living life there is another spy war. The mask has let out Zane and Victor and they are all teaming together. But Brett is worried about how it will end considering that the rest of his family is gone, he tries to save his dad risking his life repeatedly. He has always been abused but still cares much for his dad, even though he barely got to see him besides a video call. But will it help him turn his dad or will he get someone killed over his repeated mistakes?

Ernie The Puppet has been living with Bert for many years. He took an awful lot of bubble baths and messed with anything Bert gave him. One day Ernie is taken from his apartment, forced to live life outside, striving for purpose to fill the deep hole in his heart that Bert and Rubber Duckie once filled. Bert spirals into a deep depression, knowing he couldn't rescue his roommate. Ernie is lost, never to be found again.

A amazing love story between Bert and Ernie, 2 star crossed rock lovers, will they manage to stay together, or will fate pull them apart?

ernie is bored. not even warhammer is going to help

this story is about my 5 horses and me

don't make me grab the shoe with the dookie on it!

Eenralla lived in a Dome, That Dome was controlled by the Government. The Government had a secret. That secret is out now, thanks to Eenralla. But now it doesn't matter... Her brain isn't even hers. Will she ever get it back? (Book 3 of the Trapped Trilogy) Sier knows about the wipe, but she doesn't care. Just as long as she's alive and breathing. But now, she sees the lies behind the truths, and she understands what's happening. She understands, even though her brain activity is supposed to be shut off. Could this be the work of Eenralla Land? _ _ _ Available to purchase on Amazon and Radish.