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Disclaimer: A very non-classy humor infused werewolf story. No seriously, the only reason its up and running is for sh!ts and giggles. If you want something slightly more sophisticated, feel welcomed to read my other books. ❇ Imagine this. You are at school everything is peachy fine. You are minding your own business when BOOM a muscular 'wall' crashes into you. What do you do? You freaking insult them until you make them angry as those cartoon figures in the tv where they are beet red and steam pours from there ears! Why, because to you it's the most rational reaction. But what happens if that isn't what they do? You do bump into the wall you do insult them but they look off? Happy? Almost bursting with joy? Then I believe he is a werewolf and your his mate. I mean I didn't do anything wrong! I swear on my best friends! Ok there was that one time! And that other time... Okay! I get it karma is a b*cth. Gah I should of thought about going ape sh*t on the sketchy granny last week... Oh well. °completed° #947 in Werewolf Oct. 19 #674 in Werewolf Oct 21 #532 in Werewolf 1.17.19 #1 in Comedy

A forgotten god who loves corn, a ex-scientist who got his legs blown off, and a child with text for hair. Talk about a weird trio am I right? Well, you haven't met the neighbors yet. Follow Bambi Bambi Bambi, the short tempered little corn farmer whose past has yet to be uncovered. This is just a fun little Dave and Bambi AU series featuring a lot of different characters getting into a lot of dumb situations. None of the characters in this belong to me of course but I may add an oc or two later down the line, who knows really. This has plot I swear, don't skip the episodes, they super short lol This series updates on the 10th, 15th, or 20th every month when I can! With that said, hope you enjoy!

Baldi's wife divorces him and the Principal offers to allow Baldi a place to stay until he gets back on his feet. Drunken passion unleashes hidden feelings, while Baldi's ex-wife seeks revenge. What could possibly go wrong? Cover art by: Ask-the-schoolhouse-dorks on Tumblr

This ones for you my friend. Hah... what am I doing with my life. Sigh. Oh well I'm already doing it , so it really doesn't matter at this point. -Benjamin [Aka: writer] ______________________________________________ "You are hired... umm.. what was it again?." The principal looks slightly down at his desk where his papers with Baldi's information were. He reads it quickly to remember his new love interest name. "oh, yes. Baldi was it?" he asks even tho he already knows from reading the papers in front of him clear with information about the bald man. "yes." baldi replies to the principal who wasn't fully of noticed for falling in love with his new teacher at his school. "Well then. It'll be nice to have you here at the school with us mister Baldi."

"New student, right?" the Principal asked me. I nodded meekly, hoping that he would turn out to be a patient suffering from short term memory loss and would forget about detention but his next words confirmed how rotten my luck was! "Mr Spencer, Ms Wilson" he began in an icy calm voice," creating a raucous in the corridors right outside my office isn't exactly a heroic thing to do. Both of you have an option of either a week detention together or a two week detention together." My eyes shot wide open, "One week detention with him! That's practically impossible for humankind!" "I don't want to risk my bright IQ by serving detention with this psycho!" I heard Spencer jerk protest. "You have an IQ???" I looked at him, giving my best shocked expressions, "Is it the joke of the decade or joke of the century???" "Since you didn't react to my calling you a psycho, it confirms that you are one." he shrugged calmly. My brain was ready in an instant with a smart answer to that. I opened my mouth to give it back to him--- "STOP." The headmaster yelled, the pulse in his temple was throbbing red in fury. "The options are now changed to three week detention or four week detention." he muttered in anger. Andrea Wilson was looking forward to having an ordinary life in school. But things don't turn out as planned when she accidentally gets into the bad books of the hot nerd in school. And when that popular nerd turns out to be her brother's best friend....well things don't really uncomplicate. Add to this generous amounts of classes, detentions, friends, enemies, crushes, heart breaks and Andrea is all set to have an eventful year in High School that she was for sure not looking forward to! ~*~~*~*~~*~ #7 in Teen Fiction 4.5.16

Lucas Hamel lives with a big family, and when they move to a new town, things begin to get bad. After starting a new day at Here school with his twin sister, Nichole, they notice things are quite strange, especially with their math teacher, Mr. Baldi. When Lucas has to retrieve a friend's noteboos from the school (after school), the nightmare begins. Will he retrieve the notebooks, or will he go missing with them? ~~~ Please note: This is NOT a characterXcharacter story. This is meant to be an ordinary fanfic about a psycho teacher who loves math and hates wrong answers. You'll know who I'm talking to. Anyway, hope you enjoy! ALL THINGS BALDI RELATED (characters in the school, the school, concept, etc.) BELONG TO Micah McGonigal.

"Do you really love me?" What happens when an introverted girl meets one of the most popular guys in school? Nothing good, let me tell you that. She's bullied, has a messed up past but, what about this cool new guy she meets? Will he be any different from her or will he be just another jerk that makes her life a living hell? It's just some things can't be kept secret. But this, this her story of how everything changes. Her life will never be the same. A/N Everything is just weird in the beginning so please just bare with me here, it will improve as you go along. It's so kind of obvious that I was a beginner when I started this so I never knew what POV to put it in. Also, this is the new description I made for this, hope it's less cringey. Prepare for a unusual, confusingly cheesy since I wrote it, twist ending. Tbh, I don't think I will edit any time soon, lol. Adios beautiful people! XOXO

(Please know this is fanmade ;w;) Its your first year in this new school,you meet this young boy named Baldi, he seems nice or at least thats how he treats YOU. But slowly as school days pass by you notice his different side that he tries to hide. Will he be able to gain your trust and have a relationship with you? Idk so U better READ READ READ (lol im jk) (Btw this is my first book and the cover belongs to me)

* under the process of being edited * What Abi Hindley hoped for coming from England to study in the US: a new, composed life in an unknown place with freshly met, new people. What Abi Hindley didn't hope for coming from England to study in the US: driving straight into the tail of some jerk's car and getting herself into a deal she doesn't want to be a part of. What a shame life never comes out the way it is supposed to. One moment of distraction caused Abi's life to make 180 degrees flip and to momentarily stop being nearly as composed as she wished it to. She fought sickness and tried fighting fate which seemed to like turning its odds against her. What she hasn't tried to fight yet was her heart - and she's just about to learn just how much harder this duel is going to be. Because what's going to happen when that one girl who hates love, the girl whose name is the anagram of 'be alone', starts falling in love with the one person she desperately doesn't want to fall in love with? * please note that this is my first published story ever. And you know what they say about first stories, so please don't mind if it gets too shallow *

First year interns get tangled up in an enemies-with-benefits relationship while competing to be the top resident and get the best cases. Delilah Harper has wanted to hold a scalpel in her hand since she was five. She's gone to the best pre-med and medical school, and now she's onto the best hospital in the country to start her residency. Everything is going according to plan with her dream of becoming a neurosurgeon. Except one little thing. Bradly Gallow. Stupidly tall, dark, and handsome Brad. Not only is he undeniably attractive, but he's also extremely arrogant and, unfortunately, intelligent-despite his stereotypical, air-headed frat boy name. Since day one of medical school, Delilah and Brad have been duking it out to be at the top of their class. And as fate would have it, they both match at the same hospital across the country to start their residency, continuing their rivalry. While competing to be the top resident, the two come up with the self proclaimed Brain Games where they battle for the best cases and keep tabs to see who will help perform the first major surgery. The games seem simple enough, until tension, sexual frustration, hidden feelings, and seemingly unfair advantages come into the mix to complicate everything. Who will win and who will lose? A spin-off of The Scars of Anatomy.