??Parental Advisory??
??Explicit Content!!??
??"I'm infinite."??
??Hi.??
??My name is Slim Shady.??
??I'm joking.??
??Pretend to care about this??:
??My name is actually Evan.??
??I'm a minor, so don't try to fuck me.??
??I'm single but i like someone.??
??Relapse is my favorite album.??
??I'm a bit of a prick sometimes.??
??Ken Kaniff finds me edible.??
??I cuss a lot.??
??I really like the Slim Shady show.??
??"You heard of hell, well, i was sent from it."??
??DNI??:
?ALEXFIEROR4LIFE.?
?People who skip Ken Kaniff skits.?
?Creeps.?
??Artists/bands i fw??:
??Eminem.??
??DMX.??
??Logic.??
??D12.??
??Deftones.??
??Linkin Park.??
??"I went to it, servin' a sentence for murderin' instruments."??
??People??:
??@f0rg0tt3n_182??
??@this_might_be_satire??
??@4lways_t1red??
??@nikki-lixxx??
??@tragic_transexual??
??@NoOneInParticularFFS??
??@Jerry_Husky_Collie??
??@dr0wn1ng-less0ns??
??@takeyourtasteback??
??@SalemMustDi3??
??@PixieSticksInMyCereal??
??@PeberWelchGummies??
??@Crossandwhich34??
??@scxttered??
??Old usernames??:
??absolutebasketcase??
??1039_Lessons??
??r0l3_m0d3l??
??Shady_And_Ken_Kaniff??
??I_Am_Ken_Kaniff??
??"Now i'm tryin' to repent from it, but when i hear the beat i'm tempted to make another attempt at it, i'm infinite."??
- ??Getting my ass licked by Ken Kaniff.??
- JoinedDecember 18, 2023
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