抖阴社区

Haven’t been here for what feels like years but i have a discord server now so here you go: 

Hii, how have you been?? I missed you </3

Its my birthday

Yo just got an energy burst and cleaned my entire room that hasnt been cleaned in like weeks maybe months

Guys my mum told me about how she wanted to take me somewhere where id get my nails and hair done and my makeup done but i didnt give a good reaction to the idea so my mum seemed a bit upset and said “well guess ill return that christmas gift now” and i dont know if she was joking or not but i feel really bad cause i know itll be hell for me and id probably go home and cry the make up off and just feel silly but maybe itll help me feel more normal and less like a weirdo for wanting to be a guy so should i tell her that i think it would be a good idea??

Ive followed ben and jerrys on insta but its literally just politics 

Im glad im British right now, im so sorry to all of you Americans though

Me and my parents are going to the zoo tomorrow so theyve both been singing this:
          
          “We’re going to the zoo, zoo, zoo
          How about you? You? You?
          You can come too, too, too
          We’re going to the zoo.”
          
          And please help, is this actually a song?? TTwTT

When character ai gets too out of hand and suddenly your sons kissing you asking you not to get mad like bitch this is incest

“Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Europe-”
          
          Europe. I am the entirety of Europe.